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Pom you need an award for this. LAFTA award. Lifetime Achievement For Tattle Amusement.
xx.
A nice bath helps ease ya noon after you squeeze that baybeh out pet believe me!
This is lovelyPom you need an award for this. LAFTA award. Lifetime Achievement For Tattle Amusement.
thank you very much indeed 
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exactly this!!
Is it fast moving. Interesting. I thought the Katie or Megan ones would be mental.
Tell me this is not real? I. CANNOT. She has actually broken me today. I’m going to retire for the evening to rock backwards and forwards for several hours muttering noon under my breath and frothing at the mouth. Pray for me.
Laurens laptop, for her column about strong hormones, baby genders and sore noons 
Noon?
Holy duck even my 14 year old son can say the word Vagina. She needs to grow the heck up.
Holy duck even my 14 year old son can say the word Vagina. She needs to grow the heck up.
She is inferring that by having a water birth it will be like a bath and just a soak and out pops a baby? Has she forgotten the purpose of said birth where she pushes a watermelon out of a hole the size of a lemon?
My spideysenses tell me she is in for a bit of a shock.
My spideysenses tell me she is in for a bit of a shock.
Lol, it's absolutely pathetic intit, nobody under 40 uses slang words for their downstairs parts any more do they?
@Pom Bear pleased you are feeling better my darling
Oh wait what!!! I thought it was the fastest moving thread because we are all hilarious
I for one have no interest in her, haven't read any of her articles, I just laugh at her pics and IG stories. Oh and I listened to that appalling podcast but that was in aid of scrunchie research, and I wanted to rip my own ears off after...
Ok Mag tomorrow.
"Ah went to mah midwive an she said "ere Loz uv got bangin bloods and ormones and your bump an flower look jus perfeck". Am so lucky to be avin a yung gel after such a ard break up wiv somewun ah was wif for ten yers"
"Ah went to mah midwive an she said "ere Loz uv got bangin bloods and ormones and your bump an flower look jus perfeck". Am so lucky to be avin a yung gel after such a ard break up wiv somewun ah was wif for ten yers"
Thank you very muchLol, it's absolutely pathetic intit, nobody under 40 uses slang words for their downstairs parts any more do they?
@Pom Bear pleased you are feeling better my darling
xx.Yep alot better today and back to been smiley Pom again
xxAnyone seen this on the New mag insta? Looks legit.
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Yes, apart from car park and random field pap shots, she doesn't seem to go or do anything else. So the chronicles of a pregnant woman who sits on her arse all day, gets her baps out for some seedy blokes and cooks inedible food? Sounds like a best-seller.
Just checked out who posted this. Make up artist for ITV...
To ward off Carol Wright. I heard she’s stalking her life trying steal that baby to make up for the fact she has no grandkids yetWhy has she got garlic cloves attached to the end of the balloon strings lolxx
She does though... or so I hear. That youngest daughter of hers is apparently Jess' child.Realistically though what are the editors thinking giving her a pregnancy column? Do they really think this is what the customers want someone who cannot accept her real bo
To ward off Carol Wright. I heard she’s stalking her life trying steal that baby to make up for the fact she has no grandkids yet
Oh I’ve read those rumours too
Her 'noon'?! She'll need more than a bath afterwards, the stitches will be a proper wake up call for her. This lass is in for a shock when baby comes along, hopefully she will have her sister or some kind of support available and on hand because she is in cloud cuckoo land. And I think Drury would have ran for the hills by this stage.
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