Lauren Goodger #19 I’m LG with many fake fans, a basic pram and a gay for pay man.

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Oh I'm so sorry to read this. Sending you all the very best

(apologies for my ill- timed post above then, probably about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit)
 
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. Keep strong and we’re all thinking of ya
 
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Please accept my condolences. What a horrible time for you and your family and then you have to pick and choose. Sending you much strength - people will understand honestly. Looking forward to some more of your smashing posts in the future. X
 
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FUCK ME .... when BAY BEE arrives it’s going to be fucking massive, most likely addicted to sugar.
BAY BEE is gonna come out a giant FUCKING JELLY BABY.
Jesus wept I DIDN'T realise she had a starter AND cookie dough!! She is a pig. Why is she not nourishing her body? It's growing a little person who needs minerals from her to grow strong not turn into a pepperoni pizza with cookies for feet!
 
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Jesus wept I DIDN'T realise she had a starter AND cookie dough!! She is a pig. Why is she not nourishing her body? It's growing a little person who needs minerals from her to grow strong not turn into a pepperoni pizza with cookies for feet!
The woman eats like a 14 year boys whose parents have went to Benidorm for 2 weeks and left the 14 year old with a 19 year old whose supposed to be in charge but at his birds getting fucked constantly - whilst little brother is on PlayStation 24/7 - pissing in a coke bottle to save toilet trips and eating pizza.
thats PEPPA.
 
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Seriously Loz, eating healthily is NOT difficult and not expensive (not that the latter should be a problem for Loughton's very own Kim Kardashian of course). Fruit and veg (and not Chaz's 24 hour broiled broccoli), protein, slow release carbs, porridge. Stuffing your gullet with Papa John's - which is packed with salt, sugar and additives is NOT good for a pregnant woman. I mean if it was a one-off, fine. But we know she has this at least a few times a week.
 
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Cant wait for the HOLLYWOOD filter on BAY BEE
I really like them - whereabouts in Chelsea was that pic taken - is it a nomadic art installation? I want to bite the purple one's head off - munch!

Breaking news: Lozza has finally spat out her BayBeh and here is the first picture
I'd hate to burp it ha ha!

There is an article, I use the word loosely, on DM site comparing frozen deliverable meals - lots of them are actually healthy! She should 'ave a butchers'.
 
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Bless you love and hugs for you at this horrible time, am so sorry x we are here anytime you need a cheer up or a rant. And with Lozza's antics, there's always bloody something to laugh at
 
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I WANT SOME MY LITTLE PONY SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


As you were
 
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Thought out of sheer boredom I would have a gander at her insta highlights - I only saw the 1st story on the 1st highlight and straight away I was like, yep can't watch these. It was this gem.

When the cartoon character on her logo looks more like the photoshopped version of her, and neither of them look like actual her! Note the teeny waist too, she really is in cloud cuckoo land.
 

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Odd bod had packet rice and a chicken breast and was showing it off like it was a master chef creation

She wishes she looked like that she’s such a knob
 
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