My buggers after anything different at all are something else, seriously, I need a frickin space suit for protectionDog farts after roast chicken are something else though
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I hope so, I hate to think that food would end up in the food bin.
There's no way two of them have eaten all those potatoes and all the rest of it. They've got to have had at least another two people round there, thus breaking lockdown rules again
That’ll be Moley, they’re probably still editing the ‘reveal’ photosThere's no way two of them have eaten all those potatoes and all the rest of it. They've got to have had at least another two people round there, thus breaking lockdown rules again
Even when I used to smoke weed in my younger years. I wouldn't have managed 15 spuds
I could manage a whole Sara Lee Gateaux in my stoner daysEven when I used to smoke weed in my younger years. I wouldn't have managed 15 spuds
Me and other half are big and we only have three or four at most...
My old Collie has taken to treating the cat litter tray like its a drive thru McDonalds - she's now so into it she doesn't evem stop when you catch her at it. I can confirm that you have smelt nothing until you smell a dog fart after they have eaten as much cat tit as they can shovel down in a unguarded moment.My buggers after anything different at all are something else, seriously, I need a frickin space suit for protection
And thats after you have had to listen to her suck cat crap off her teeth for an hour....
I don’t think that household wastes any food. What was today’s classic line from someone, Lozza is a Rubbish bin with teeth
I’d be surprised if it was still in the fridge in the morning
You reckon, but when they did the video there was no place setting for others. Do they just eat like fricken pigs ?? Hhhmm. Now you got me wondering.There's no way two of them have eaten all those potatoes and all the rest of it. They've got to have had at least another two people round there, thus breaking lockdown rules again
She’s on the seefood diet. Sees it. Eats it.
Get your coat!!
Oh they're so bloody naughty aren't they! Mine's eaten cow tit and goose tit before, the cow tit was terrible because he has his muzzle on at the time so it was plastered all in the holes and all up his faceMy old Collie has taken to treating the cat litter tray like its a drive thru McDonalds - she's now so into it she doesn't evem stop when you catch her at it. I can confirm that you have smelt nothing until you smell a dog fart after they have eaten as much cat tit as they can shovel down in a unguarded moment.
And thats after you have had to listen to her suck cat crap off her teeth for an hour....
“Lauren ow ormonal woz u feeling at the gender reveal, need to size the baybeh bump accordingly?” “oh I dunno Craig I woz all emotional wasn’t i Charles cos on account of my celebrity mum friends wishing me well and that and well I reckon I was ormonal but in a settled sense if that makes sense”.That’ll be Moley, they’re probably still editing the ‘reveal’ photos
No Lauren none of what you do makes sense you desperate simpleton! duck you, your roast dinner and your gender reveal in that order
U crack me up. The only thing I can spell out of the Lozza dictionary is BayBeh“Lauren ow ormonal woz u feeling at the gender reveal, need to size the baybeh bump accordingly?” “oh I dunno Craig I woz all emotional wasn’t i Charles cos on account of my celebrity mum friends wishing me well and that and well I reckon I was ormonal but in a settled sense if that makes sense”.
No Lauren none of what you do makes sense you desperate simpleton! duck you, your roast dinner and your gender reveal in that order
Just one of them days that she’s grinding on me. Everything she says is just so bleeping stupid
Buy me a roomba on Amazon, gift me a basic pram, I’ll sell you some of my crusty undies while sizzling 30 roasties in my pan...
Sorry, that was a terrible effort
Sorry, that was a terrible effort
Okay it's nearly my bedtime but it's time to start thinking about thread suggestions for #20
I think we have plenty of possibilities, I will be working so I might not be available to start the
next thread. So I hope some kind soul can help out.
Game On.
I think we have plenty of possibilities, I will be working so I might not be available to start the
next thread. So I hope some kind soul can help out.
Game On.
Yep. I hear ya. I think we all have our duck you Lauren days.Just one of them days that she’s grinding on me. Everything she says is just so bleeping stupid
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