Lauren Goodger #19 I’m LG with many fake fans, a basic pram and a gay for pay man.

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Sad how much they’ve ruined their faces at such a young age. If I were Chloe’s family I would be sad that she is no longer recognisable as the person she once was. I find Lauren’s lips and ass grotesque but she doesn’t have a radically different face (aside from when she FaceApps herself).
 
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I can’t help but think Lozza smells off, with all the implants/filler etc. I can’t even wear earrings without my body going “nah, take that out, don’t feel right”
 
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I don’t get the whole ‘foot fetish’ thing, I remember an episode of ‘Vanderplump Rules’ (of which is brilliant btw and puts Towie to shame) one of the cast liked it when his new Mrs wore converse with no socksand went walking round the block for an hour to get them all sweaty and stinky... i don’t like feet at all, if I see someone in sandals and I accidentally clock their heels then it’s game over for me I can’t look at a wedge of Parmesan without thinking of Karen’s heels (and I bloody love cheese I do)

I’ve just gone onto IG after a day of real life

fuck me what is that dinner ... even a rat would run a mile for fear of a cholesterol OD

and an Amazon wish list ? Where’s that ?
I need to see photos of her dinner, I’m not on Insta
 
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I can’t help but think Lozza smells off, with all the implants/filler etc. I can’t even wear earrings without my body going “nah, take that out, don’t feel right”
Surely you can’t wipe that arse properly let alone wash it properly as it’s so humongous
 
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I know lots of people like B.L feet. Or so she says. Any way of making cash.
I've got pretty decent feet I think I could earn a good wage from. Shame about the cankles they're attached to !
 
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Hahaha, say what you like about the Scots as far as I'm concerned ( is it true all the Scots men have shiort arms and long pockets when it comes to paying for anything cos that's what I've heard?)
Oh for god's sake, she really is bloody vile that lass she's the sort you see sat on the side of a pavement in a puddle of pee or vomit & looking like something the cat's dragged in every (pre Covid) New Year's Day in the papers Utter gutter scutter.
 
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I’m Scottish & my other half is the complete opposite. He’s a complete scattercash on the drink & disappears then comes back with trays of shots! Does my head in
 
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Not sure if I’m being thick but she says to contact her or her friend but doesn’t give friends details so does it mean it really for her and Charlie but doesn’t want to say?
The old ‘asking for a friend’ quote what area Lozza? Lands End, John O’Groats... i did wonder the other day why she hasn’t mentioned the whole ‘doing up the nursery’ posts, unless ‘baybeh beg’ is sleeping in the kitchen
 
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Oi! Actually not true Scottish fellas are very good at looking after their Ladies/Men. Stop attacking us Scots (just to be clear incase anyone pipes up I am ABSOLUTELY KIDDING) *strokes Haggis*

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I’m Scottish & my other half is the complete opposite. He’s a complete scattercash on the drink & disappears then comes back with trays of shots! Does my head in
Scattercash is a fantastic word!

Probably in a drawer like the baybeh did on that show The Brittas Empire
 
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Vintage Loz pushing a wheelbarrow around. A natural! View attachment 490502
Is that what they injected into her arse?

As like what you was all asking for....

What would they use her knickers for - a pillow case ?
A useful little slingshot maybe?

I've done both types lol xx.

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I thought I'd come across the web page for the Lahore Village Times... . A plastic surgeon said 'we are quite hopeful that this young woman will fully regain her hearing in due course.'
 
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Send him my way, as you can see I’m a looker I am and could do with few quid
 
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I know you're kidding, so am I, cos that's what we do on here and none of us takes offence or takes it seriously Well, until folk start mentioning Lozza's facetuned fizzog looks like of course, how bloody insulting and downright rooooood!
 
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Size 3 feet! You lucky thing you can buy all the kids trainers

I googled it and there is a how to guide re:the knickers they constantly call them panties. Do you think Big Loz refers to hers as panties? Can not deal with that thought alone
Panties- aaaarrrgggh . Add gusset, moist and kiddies and there are my cringe words .
 
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Loz is just a yung gel with a big arse. A natural beauty.

Gotta love her nerve. Does she really think people believe the lies? She doesn't get out of her stinking bed, so it's not like she worked for it at the gym (she also has zero muscle tone).
That arse! I've said it before and I'll say it again....I've said it before. No seriously, I cannot get over that bum. It's so unfeminine looking. How can she even take a compliment on it anyway? As it's so clearly not real. Is she like 'awww thanks hun I bought it over the space of a couple of momfs'
 
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It is terrible, and the bigger it gets, the worse it looks. And she PAID to look like it?! (_0_) Awful

Panties- aaaarrrgggh . Add gusset, moist and kiddies and there are my cringe words .
Add fanny and that's my list too!
 
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