Lauren Goodger #14 Who the hell’s she trying to kid? We know the snaps are from Backgrid!

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Jersey Girl said:
Pom, sorry but I have nicked your corgi makeover pic for my profile- it is THE funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Giggling away to myself as I type. :love::love:😃😃😃
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Loooool 😄😄😄 that's ok... you're welcome 🤗😘 xx.
I'm very flattered and it makes me laugh too 😄😄😄💖🥰😘 xx

liar liar said:
I just did an on-line puzzle - new mystery one every 2 hours - there was a bliddy sweetcorn in it 🤯 - go check it - thejigsawpuzzles.com
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Chaz has just finished his four piece Jigsaw...it took a lot of concentration which is why his tongue is out lol 🤭 xx
It only took him five hours 😄

Well done Chaz!

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I love a bit of junk food now and then but she’s just so inconsistent and a liar. She eats like crap 24/7, and not just bad food but huge quantities of it. She uses the ‘pregacy’ as an excuse and reason why anyone criticising her is bullying a pregnant woman, but is willing to put her baby at risk by eating about 4,000cals a day.


HAHA I have seen multiple comments from several unrelated people saying they have seen her in real life and she is short, very overweight and a face that looks like it’s been hit by a frying pan. Not even trying to shame her but it’s her deception that pisses me off
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😂😂😂😂 she has got a flat face hasn’t she. The fact that she replied and said she looks like that in real life and took it as a compliment. She’s delusional. The whole sink boy thing too . How bloody desperate is she with him. He’s seen her in real life too so how he stays with her is beyond me
 
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xcxcx87 said:
😂😂😂😂 she has got a flat face hasn’t she. The fact that she replied and said she looks like that in real life and took it as a compliment. She’s delusional. The whole sink boy thing too . How bloody desperate is she with him. He’s seen her in real life too so how he stays with her is beyond me
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That’s why I don’t feel sorry for her, she thinks she’s a stunner that other people are just SO jealous of.
It’s so cringeworthy she is so desperate to prove and have us believe he worships her. I think she’s trying to portray this whole ‘I’m his queen’ image when he’s just a 23 year old gay pornstar who she has hired to be her boyfriend. None of it adds up, one of her mates a few months back said Charlie had been after Lauren for 10 years and she finally gave him a chance. 10 years ago he was 13:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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mb1202 said:
That’s why I don’t feel sorry for her, she thinks she’s a stunner that other people are just SO jealous of.
It’s so cringeworthy she is so desperate to prove and have us believe he worships her. I think she’s trying to portray this whole ‘I’m his queen’ image when he’s just a 23 year old gay pornstar who she has hired to be her boyfriend. None of it adds up, one of her mates a few months back said Charlie had been after Lauren for 10 years and she finally gave him a chance. 10 years ago he was 13:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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😂😂😂😂 omg what a lie as if she is this goddess who he has fancied for years. She stinks you can see it looking at her. Needs a good wash in bleach. Definitely a set up with him or is he setting her up for the whole fame thing as he did with kp. I genuinely think she believes it’s real. He is shagging her probably in the dark tbh as a lot of men will shag anything and now she’s got up the duff by not taking the pill and she thinks she has got him for life but as soon as he’s a bit more famous he will be off
 
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Chi4

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Big loz thinks she looks like her FaceApp pictures. But in reality has a huge bloated moon face and body. And everyone is jealous of her and her todger loving boyfriend who also gets his todger out and pretends to be Gay for coinage . You really couldn’t make this up 🤣. I cannot get my head around it today lol
 
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xcxcx87 said:
😂😂😂😂 omg what a lie as if she is this goddess who he has fancied for years. She stinks you can see it looking at her. Needs a good wash in bleach. Definitely a set up with him or is he setting her up for the whole fame thing as he did with kp. I genuinely think she believes it’s real. He is shagging her probably in the dark tbh as a lot of men will shag anything and now she’s got up the duff by not taking the pill and she thinks she has got him for life but as soon as he’s a bit more famous he will be off
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she has a habit of saying stuff like that too, on celebs go dating she said she’s never dated, and has only been in long term relationships. Well Mark Wright for a couple of weeks over 10 years and two violent ex cons, ok Lauren. Then she said she gets asked out all the time and turns men down :ROFLMAO: so she turns down guys on a daily basis but the ones she gives the time of day are prison inmates, ok!
Charlie will be on love island 2022 I guarantee.
 
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mb1202 said:
That’s why I don’t feel sorry for her, she thinks she’s a stunner that other people are just SO jealous of.
It’s so cringeworthy she is so desperate to prove and have us believe he worships her. I think she’s trying to portray this whole ‘I’m his queen’ image when he’s just a 23 year old gay pornstar who she has hired to be her boyfriend. None of it adds up, one of her mates a few months back said Charlie had been after Lauren for 10 years and she finally gave him a chance. 10 years ago he was 13:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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Yeah that’s what shits me. How she doesn’t get that she looks so awful and think she looks good. Arghhhh. I seen it last year. She looks bad. Greasy and oily and really aged. Walks around like she owns the place. You could see people giggling AT her. Her arse leaves the room about a minute after she has.

So looks like he was promoting his mate or someone he knows with that mcdickmuffin of his.

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265

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not at my desk, need someone to start the next thread.
 
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265 said:
not at my desk, need someone to start the next thread.
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What's the winning title, I'm sure one of the lovelies on here will do it for you ( I would but can't do the tags & linky things on my phone) 😘
 
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mb1202 said:
she has a habit of saying stuff like that too, on celebs go dating she said she’s never dated, and has only been in long term relationships. Well Mark Wright for a couple of weeks over 10 years and two violent ex cons, ok Lauren. Then she said she gets asked out all the time and turns men down :ROFLMAO: so she turns down guys on a daily basis but the ones she gives the time of day are prison inmates, ok!
Charlie will be on love island 2022 I guarantee.
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Probably turns men down because when she meets them they will see the real her and run a mile
 
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As far as I can see, word salad and mike's queen's suggestions both have 12 votes. For a draw,265 usually goes on who has most love hearts - so by a margin of 3 hearts to 2, word salad has it with:

Lauren Goodger #15. Loz has a bump but is it a baby or pie, chips and gravy.
 
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Both suggestions, when posted in the right format with 'thread title suggestion' are still on 12 each. Posts 943 and 953.

Please can someone start the new one, 265 would be grateful I'm sure. I can't do it on my phone 😔😘
 
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mb1202 said:
I love a bit of junk food now and then but she’s just so inconsistent and a liar. She eats like crap 24/7, and not just bad food but huge quantities of it. She uses the ‘pregacy’ as an excuse and reason why anyone criticising her is bullying a pregnant woman, but is willing to put her baby at risk by eating about 4,000cals a day.


HAHA I have seen multiple comments from several unrelated people saying they have seen her in real life and she is short, very overweight and a face that looks like it’s been hit by a frying pan. Not even trying to shame her but it’s her deception that pisses me off
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Hit with a frying pan🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve died🤣🤣

mb1202 said:
It’s her surgery that has ruined her looks, not her weight. There are loads of bigger girls with pretty faces. To me she looks deformed because of her boob and bum implants/fat transfers whatever it is, and her lip fillers and cheek implants. That’s why I don’t feel that bad saying she looks bad. It’s self inflicted and paid-for butchery! I wouldn’t say anything about anyone’s natural looks/things they can’t change/didn’t choose.
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This article cracks me up, trying to make out it was a diy eyebrow disaster when she obviously had eyelid surgery, she’s such a div
www.thesun.co.uk

Lauren Goodger reveals painful-looking scabs after eyebrow waxing accident

LAUREN Goodger was seen sporting nasty scabs and cuts around her eyes today as she went for a walk around Brentwood. The 31-year-old reality star was seen looking less than pleased as she talked an…
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