Lauren Goodger #14 Who the hell’s she trying to kid? We know the snaps are from Backgrid!

[265]

WELCOME TO #14

Congrats to StrawberrySeed for the thread suggestion.
Sorry Clickbait, both had 8 votes when I counted, I based the result on the LOVE reaction.


Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...za-is-all-she-eats.14917/page-51#post-3863713

Apologies to Ninastar who would have won but I couldn't trim her suggestion, sorry babes.

Carry on people, hope we have all recovered from Loz's bloody awful cooking, no way will she ever be on Celebrity Masterchef.

 

[Katie8ee]

Wooopwooooppppppp I just asked if you were doing it and there you were already on it !! Thank you and congrats to @StrawberrySeed on the title. You earned that ice lolly!

Eating yogurt isn't a personality trait you bleeping Muppet.i just realized she's eating it in the bath.

Ffs

 

[Emmie81]

Back to tuna - almost 3 years she’s been smelling of it now

 

[StrawberrySeed]

WELCOME TO #14

Congrats to StrawberrySeed for the thread suggestion.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...za-is-all-she-eats.14917/page-51#post-3863713

Apologies to Ninastar who would have won but I couldn't trim her suggestion, sorry babes.

Carry on people, hope we have all recovered from Loz's bloody awful cooking, no way will she ever be on Celebrity Masterchef.

Woohoo! 🪅🪅🪅

This is my very FIRST thread title! (even though I only won because my title was short enough to fit in the box, but never mind about that!)

I am thrilled, especially to have received this honour on my favourite Lozza thread! I think I will have another lolly to celebrate!

I still haven’t seen this shitfest that Loz and Chaz have walloped down. I’m going to go and look at her Insta...

 

[Facehugger]

Well done @StrawberrySeed on the new title & thanks @265 for making the thread

Bellyache round 2 everyone, carry on

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So her plate at the end when she shows her leftovers and then scans to his empty plate....she’s left the steamed vege and coleslaw on her plate and eaten all the deep fried potatoes and “protein”. And the whole plate of potatoes is gone so she probably had seconds and thirds of the deep fried potatoes.

 

[265]

So her plate at the end when she shows her leftovers and then scans to his empty plate....she’s left the steamed vege and coleslaw on her plate and eaten all the deep fried potatoes and “protein”. And the whole plate of potatoes is gone so she probably had seconds and thirds of the deep fried potatoes.
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She had coleslaw with that?? BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Facehugger]

So her plate at the end when she shows her leftovers and then scans to his empty plate....she’s left the steamed vege and coleslaw on her plate and eaten all the deep fried potatoes and “protein”. And the whole plate of potatoes is gone so she probably had seconds and thirds of the deep fried potatoes.
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So what she's really had is meat, chips, coleslaw & veg. What a wierd mixture

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Back to tuna - almost 3 years she’s been smelling of it now

Probably smells the same as her slacks

 

[265]

So what she's really had is meat, chips, coleslaw & veg. What a wierd mixture

It's totally disgusting, especially when she has a bun in the oven (alleged)

Being serious here but what she eats cannot be good for her internals.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

So what she's really had is meat, chips, coleslaw & veg. What a wierd mixture

Sounds like a Friday night kebab

 

[StrawberrySeed]

She had coleslaw with that?? BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXACTLY what I was thinking! Why does everything she slops up look like pig swill?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So what she's really had is meat, chips, coleslaw & veg. What a wierd mixture

But she left the coleslaw and healthy veggies

EXACTLY what I was thinking! Why does everything she slops up look like pig swill?

You are what you eat. And she says pig swill

 

[Katie8ee]

This looks like the contents of my food waste bin, all the dregs mushed together. Charlie is all thanks babez your such a legend or whatever shite she has made him type.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

So her plate at the end when she shows her leftovers and then scans to his empty plate....she’s left the steamed vege and coleslaw on her plate and eaten all the deep fried potatoes and “protein”. And the whole plate of potatoes is gone so she probably had seconds and thirds of the deep fried potatoes.
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I have a weird broccoli phobia, I love broccoli, but if it’s over cooked and annihilated like Lozza has done, all the little teeny tiny broccoli bits get everywhere and I can’t eat my meal, I’m the same with baked beans, if the bean juice touches something on the plate then I’m done

 

[MunHun]

So her plate at the end when she shows her leftovers and then scans to his empty plate....she’s left the steamed vege and coleslaw on her plate and eaten all the deep fried potatoes and “protein”. And the whole plate of potatoes is gone so she probably had seconds and thirds of the deep fried potatoes.
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I can picture her just shoving her face into the dish of potatoes and snaffling through them like a pig

 

[Sunnydaze101]

It's totally disgusting, especially when she has a bun in the oven (alleged)

Being serious here but what she eats cannot be good for her internals.

Wouldn’t suprise me if she got that pregnant diabetes thingy. All the fatty food she eats will get her that.

 

[MunHun]

The bang of vinegar must be rank in the gaff now doesn’t compliment the footballers wives interior at all!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I can picture her just shoving her face into the dish of potatoes and snaffling through them like a pig

Could you imagine the noise!

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Wooopwooooppppppp I just asked if you were doing it and there you were already on it !! Thank you and congrats to @StrawberrySeed on the title. You earned that ice lolly!

Eating yogurt isn't a personality trait you bleeping Muppet.i just realized she's eating it in the bath.

Ffs

That does look very nice, to be fair. However...eating in the bath?!?!?!? I have drank in the bath but never ever eaten in it! Plus, is that a telly I spy opposite the bath?