Lauren Goodger #14 Who the hell’s she trying to kid? We know the snaps are from Backgrid!

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Back to the Tuna, I don't suppose for one minute she washed the can before throwing the can in the recycling bin.

Knowing her, it just went in the bin.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

So her plate at the end when she shows her leftovers and then scans to his empty plate....she’s left the steamed vege and coleslaw on her plate and eaten all the deep fried potatoes and “protein”. And the whole plate of potatoes is gone so she probably had seconds and thirds of the deep fried potatoes.
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We just KNEW she’d leave all the fecking veg and wolf down all the spuds and chicken a la piss.

PS that broccoli has been boiled to buggery! It should have some bite, not look mushed up. Ye Gods!

I have a weird broccoli phobia, I love broccoli, but if it’s over cooked and annihilated like Lozza has done, all the little teeny tiny broccoli bits get everywhere and I can’t eat my meal, I’m the same with baked beans, if the bean juice touches something on the plate then I’m done

Haha! My DH is the same as you with bean juice. He puts them in a little dish, all fancy like! If the bean juice touches the bacon, he can’t eat it! Sometimes he puts a sausage as a barrier between the beans and bacon. He doesn’t mind the juice getting on his sausage...ooh err missus

 

[Facehugger]

Back to the Tuna, I don't suppose for one minute she washed the can before throwing the can in the recycling bin.

Knowing her, it just went in the bin.

So now her bin will smell like her poo brown trousers as well! Urgh, tuna is rank anyway, it's only fit for the cat in my house the stink of it as soon as it's opened, yuk!

 

[Katie8ee]

Back to the Tuna, I don't suppose for one minute she washed the can before throwing the can in the recycling bin.

Knowing her, it just went in the bin.

Knowing her she probably ate it out the bin with her wee scritter badger claws.

@StrawberrySeed oh I love me some yogurt and fruit just not in my porn bath. I don't actually have a porn bath though. She does indeed have a television in her bathroom!

So now her bin will smell like her poo brown trousers as well! Urgh, tuna is rank anyway, it's only fit for the cat in my house the stink of it as soon as it's opened, yuk!

I have tried to like it as it can be healthy but it's rank. I buy it for the cats but that's it.

 

[JakeM]

So her plate at the end when she shows her leftovers and then scans to his empty plate....she’s left the steamed vege and coleslaw on her plate and eaten all the deep fried potatoes and “protein”. And the whole plate of potatoes is gone so she probably had seconds and thirds of the deep fried potatoes.
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That looks bloody disgusting. It honestly looks like it got into a fight with a boxer and lost.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

So now her bin will smell like her poo brown trousers as well! Urgh, tuna is rank anyway, it's only fit for the cat in my house the stink of it as soon as it's opened, yuk!

Those fecking brown dog turd flares! I am stifling down my giggles so as not to wake my DH and one of the cats who are both snoozing next to me. I can’t stop. They have tickled me so much. I think a picture of those poo pants would make me chuckle at a funeral, seriously!

I am ashamed to say that I often eat tuna in brine as a snack but it has to be tuna steak, not cheap flakes. However, I do put it in a dish, unlike Loz. A rat could have pissed over that tin in the warehouse and she has got her fork all over it, the minger. My DH also loathes the smell of tuna and makes very crude comments regarding it whenever it reaches his nostrils. And makes comedy gagging noises. God, we’re saddos aren’t we?! Me and DH, I mean, making crude tuna gags in the kitchen.

 

[Facehugger]

Knowing her she probably ate it out the bin with her wee scritter badger claws.

@StrawberrySeed oh I love me some yogurt and fruit just not in my porn bath. I don't actually have a porn bath though. She does indeed have a television in her bathroom!


I have tried to like it as it can be healthy but it's rank. I buy it for the cats but that's it.

I think the cats won't mind us not liking it I can't stand baked beans either, they make me shudder, they're like newborn bleeping mice in orange goo

 

[Katie8ee]

I think the cats won't mind us not liking it I can't stand baked beans either, they make me shudder, they're like newborn bleeping mice in orange goo

I abhor baked beans I can not deal with any part of them. It's like wee eyes in gunk bleugh.

I was just looking for the photo of her in the bath and i found this stoater.

 

[StrawberrySeed]

Knowing her she probably ate it out the bin with her wee scritter badger claws.

@StrawberrySeed oh I love me some yogurt and fruit just not in my porn bath. I don't actually have a porn bath though. She does indeed have a television in her bathroom!


I have tried to like it as it can be healthy but it's rank. I buy it for the cats but that's it.

I have put rocket lollies (sour), Greek yogurt and strawberries on tomorrow’s shopping list as a result of these threads. Look how our Loz is inspiring us all to eat healthily to obtain goodness, just like her. We really must send thanks.

 

[Facehugger]

I abhor baked beans I can not deal with any part of them. It's like wee eyes in gunk bleugh.

I was just looking for the photo of her in the bath and i found this stoater.

Wtaf is that?! Her face is white and her body is orange!

strawbs is going to be laughing all over again at those trousers too!

 

[JakeM]

Wtaf is that?! Her face is white and her body is orange!

Is it edited? Her head looks massive on her body.

 

[Katie8ee]

I have put rocket lollies (sour), Greek yogurt and strawberries on tomorrow’s shopping list as a result of these threads. Look how our Loz is inspiring us all to eat healthily to obtain goodness, just like her. We really must send thanks.

The 0% fat Greek yogurt the Tesco one in the white and green tub is lush. I mix it with my frozen Berry's yum yum yum .

Wtaf is that?! Her face is white and her body is orange!

strawbs is going to be laughing all over again at those trousers too!

It's hilarious !!! Poor Loz it's probably they bad paps

 

[StrawberrySeed]

I abhor baked beans I can not deal with any part of them. It's like wee eyes in gunk bleugh.

I was just looking for the photo of her in the bath and i found this stoater.

No way!

That really is a belter!

The swinging jugs! The face looks superimposed and is a completely different colour to the rest of her. WTF?!?!?

Edited to add...just noted another pair of ankle swingers! Bahahahahahaha . They go right up her clout and give her a massive, fat camel’s toe

Wtaf is that?! Her face is white and her body is orange!

strawbs is going to be laughing all over again at those trousers too!

Yes, as predicted, I am silently guffawing over yet another pair of those fecking pants! Who was it that shared the link for Wish or similar where they were for sale at £1.00 a pair? We really must get some and wear them for the threads! Can anyone reshare the link?

 

[Facehugger]

No way!

That really is a belter!

The swinging jugs! The face looks superimposed and is a completely different colour to the rest of her. WTF?!?!?

Edited to add...just noted another pair of ankle swingers! Bahahahahahaha . They go right up her clout and give her a massive, fat camel’s toe


Yes, as predicted, I am silently guffawing over yet another pair of those fecking pants! Who was it that shared the link for Wish or similar where they were for sale at £1.00 a pair? We really must get some and wear them for the threads! Can anyone reshare the link?

There's enough bloody camels toe there to keep Ali Baba and his thieves in getaway vehicles for life methinks

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

No way!

That really is a belter!

The swinging jugs! The face looks superimposed and is a completely different colour to the rest of her. WTF?!?!?

Edited to add...just noted another pair of ankle swingers! Bahahahahahaha . They go right up her clout and give her a massive, fat camel’s toe


Yes, as predicted, I am silently guffawing over yet another pair of those fecking pants! Who was it that shared the link for Wish or similar where they were for sale at £1.00 a pair? We really must get some and wear them for the threads! Can anyone reshare the link?

‘Twas meeeeeeee - multiple colour options available

Oh, and @Katie8ee in case you missed this bewful fing last time around....

 

[StrawberrySeed]

‘Twas meeeeeeee - multiple colour options available

Oh, and @Katie8ee in case you missed this bewful fing last time around....

Woohoo! Thank you @fluffyglitterbug ! Do you have the direct link to the page? I want to see how much shipping is before I order mine.

Come on, roll up, roll up everyone! What colour are you getting. I fancy a pair in maroon...

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Woohoo! Thank you @fluffyglitterbug ! Do you have the direct link to the page? I want to see how much shipping is before I order mine.

Come on, roll up, roll up everyone! What colour are you getting. I fancy a pair in maroon...

Here you go - slight increase from £1 but a greater selection on colour - I’m going for piggy pink

Look what I found on Wish! I'm giving you £4 off your first purchase with code: cqsbqxqc

Wish | Shop and Save

Discover affordable items for your home and life needs. Enjoy our money back guarantee, frequent discounts, flat rate shipping (select markets), and more.

dl.wish.com

Here you go - slight increase from £1 but a greater selection on colour - I’m going for piggy pink

Look what I found on Wish! I'm giving you £4 off your first purchase with code: cqsbqxqc

Wish | Shop and Save

Discover affordable items for your home and life needs. Enjoy our money back guarantee, frequent discounts, flat rate shipping (select markets), and more.

dl.wish.com

ETA - they also sell questionable quilted CC bags and Balenciaga tracksuits - we can match all of Lozza’s looks

 

[NinaStar90]

No way!

That really is a belter!

The swinging jugs! The face looks superimposed and is a completely different colour to the rest of her. WTF?!?!?

Her breasts look SO painful and she rarely wears a bra.

 

[Greenoranges]

Look how our Loz is inspiring us all to eat healthily to obtain goodness, just like her. We really must send thanks.

Honestly whenever I want to eat all of the bad foods I think of this thread and try to make healthier choices thanks Loz!!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Woohoo! Thank you @fluffyglitterbug ! Do you have the direct link to the page? I want to see how much shipping is before I order mine.

Come on, roll up, roll up everyone! What colour are you getting. I fancy a pair in maroon...

That word makes me shudder