Lauren Goodger #13 Stuck to her sheets & can't see her feet, beggy pizza is all she eats.

[Clickbait]

It’s so funny have a look in the dm. The yellow lines in the road are all curves where the photoshop has been done and you can see where they have tried to smooth out the big boil that was on her face. Also there is an awful shot of her from behind with bra on show

So this one slipped through the net - back rolls and a granny bra:

The dress is clearly too small (yet again) so has gone see-through at the front. Bump has changed shape and size again and she’s photoshopped her face to fuck again

 

[Katie8ee]

Dying

Why even in the photo showing off her hair does she have to get a sly bit of tit in. I know it's been ages and I know I'm use to her by now but every day I am constantly baffled at how people act like this in real life. If she was my friend apart from questioning my life choices I would have to tell her to get a fucking grip.

 

[Ekathrina]

That first pregnancy outfit looks like it’s made out of some old decorators drop cloths. Lauren will look like a galleon in full sail when she does a car park appearance in that!

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

I have watched the first series of TOWIE today (never watched it before as I thought it would annoy me!)

Lauren comes across as a self entitled cockwomble! When Mark first brought Lucy onto the scene, Lauren called her 'ugly' and she wanted Mark's new gf to be competition to her. Lucy was no competition and she was pathetic.

Lucy is NOT ugly! Lauren has a very ugly personality.

I looked through her co-stars' Instagrams - they've all gone on to lead what appear to be quite wholesome family lives, embracing homes and parenthood and families. She's now hanging out with a 23 year old gay-for-pay bloke who may or may not have got her pregnant, while flashing her ridiculous implants around and pushing a failing Only Fans account, yet still thinks she's the bee's knees!

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

The Sainsbury’s pics are on daily mail now!

Pregnant Lauren Goodger, 34, reveals her growing baby bump in a maroon jumpsuit | Daily Mail Online
So many questions,

• Who's she on the phone to?
• What's so interesting in the Sazzbo's car park that she has to tell whoever about it? It's certainly not Oddbod.
• Why is there so little shopping in Oddbod's bag
• What IS in the bag? (well us tattlers have a good idea don't we )
• Do they not use bags for life
• Why is Oddbod wearing his mother's tights and skirt?
• Why is she looking like a petulant 3 year old in 3rd pic?
• Why is Oddbod dressed for a trip to the Antarctic and she doesn't even have a cardi on (has she got them heated hormones?)
• Why are her trousers so short?
• Does she not possess proper shoes, those orthopeadic nanna shoes must be hummin by now the number of times they've been papped.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

All the women who've kept their drawers on, not got upduffed and put more strain on the NHS in a pandemic ought to be compensated as well then, if that's her logic!

I swear she’s soo desperate for cash it’s painful - she’s on the beg daily - asking for “ideas” - if any baby company (I hate myself for saying the next word) collaborates with her then it tells me the desperation of them ...

What happened to the “clothing” company she helped launch when she looks like a tubby airbrushed ref who resembles Elma Fudd - or was she pregnant then ? I don’t even care to be honest.
It’s the whole bullshit smoke and mirrors, champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget, the level of entitlement, the vapidness of it all ....

I despise how they use mental health, I despise how the post empty statements attempting to be seen as caring, compassionate, empathetic when in fact it’s just a new way to gain followers or traffic.
It’s the mental health thing for me which infuriates me.

I’m due on - can you tell ?

 

[Fifthavenue]

As predicted. The night time set is now online. Outside the studio where she shot the Sun reveal. Same day as unique got her. More outfits pending with that in the background in the next week's.

 

[Katie8ee]

Sometimes in my often period inspired sympathetic human moments I do think things like, I really hope they did actually go a nice walk, enjoy the snow and have a lovely time outside. I hope it wasn't get some clothes on drive a car, walk around for ten minutes snapping photos for "content" then back home.

I was at the Loch last Summer kayaking and there was a group of young girls sat on the shore facing away from the water and moaning about the "glare" from the Loch. They spent ten minutes taking photos just of themselves and then straight back to the car. I live in one of the most stunning places in this country and they couldn't even take a moment to have a real human experience as it was all for the Gram. It's a sad thing.

 

[Laurst]

Someone of her age having to put "homemade" next to a chilli con carne is tragic.

 

[Fifthavenue]

@Fifthavenue u called it good my friend.
So in regards to the filtering/photoshopping of pics, do they send them to her and she sends them back? This might be a really dumb question I know, but I’ve never filtered a photo in my life so wouldn’t know how to. (I have turned one into black and white tho )

As predicted. And yes of course they're old and not live. The agent makes her write things like that and it's obvious a set is imminent. Trying to keep the narrative going rather than just up and down a street they're scraping of trying to make it kind of newsworthy atleast.
Yes they would be sent to the agent, he would send to her. She would facetune and they would 'edit' themselves then the agent would give them to Backgrid to send out.
She is the ONLY celebrity that does it. There's a rule where we don't touch pictures at all. But unfortunately the agent is bringing in clients and money to Backgrid so they will do whatever to keep him happy. We are so annoyed as it's unethical for us. But if it's the only pictures out there, there's not much choice but to use them.

 

[Traveler001]

Whos taking these photos ?

Paps of course! You obviously don't understand how famous Lauren is, paps stalk her and wait in 3ft intervals in a 10 mile radius of her flat so they never miss a pic of her. She's like Jennifer Aniston in a puffa coat.

 

[Facehugger]

A petition for women to get compensation who give birth during the pandemic - is this a fucking joke ?
Peppa has been out and about more then Soft Mick - I swear this baby is just a cash cow (literally) ...

She is beyond deluded, she really puts herself on a pedestal ...

All the women who've kept their drawers on, not got upduffed and put more strain on the NHS in a pandemic ought to be compensated as well then, if that's her logic!

 

[Sunshine&clouds]

Wtf is going on, amber rose just posted a link to laurens only fans now? This is like kim k and susan boyle tagging each other in outfits or some shit?

Forgot to attach file lmao

OMG. 2021 is too much already. Lauren Goodger is literally playing Mummy and Daddy with the porn 'star' ex lover of Katie Price, who is racing around on her mobility scooter and has been proclaimed as the new Mother Theresa. Amber Rose is promoting Lauren Goodger and vice versa, I don't think I can cope with another 10 months of this! Stop the world, I want to get off.

 

[Meoulpal]

She has a pair of trainers on her Depop and there’s dog shit on the sole of them. Beyond tragic

 

[Benhameensmummy]

Apologies if someone has already mentioned this, but I’ve just noticed this scan picture that she put on her insta on 28th jan.
She is saying this is a 12 week scan but it says “anom” at the top right. Your anomaly scan is your 20 week scan, so she’s 2 months further on than she’s saying? At least?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Omg is she f serious.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

What's with these 2 replies referencing a waiter to a comment in the DM (can't screenshot atm but if you sort by best rated it's near the top):

Pregnant Lauren Goodger accentuates her baby bump in a VERY tight dress | Daily Mail Online

"Genuine question but is there a nurse or doctor on here that can explain how that bump is just over three months?? Isn't the uterus still lower down? I have had a single pregnancy and a twin one and was only that big come month 7.

Sheesh...what a thing to suggest...Waiter while and see what happens...

A certain waiter could explain "

Hmm,

 

[jarv]

Bit late but if I'd had a funny turn in sainsburys I wouldn't be pouting and eye fucking my own image from my phone camera nor would I be out on a terrace in -1 temperatures...

 

[Pom Bear]

She's added the correct description now lol ....

 

[roseturntupnose]

I was pregnant before Corona was a thing and gave birth 2 weeks into lockdown. Most of my family havent met my 10 month old son. And only my parents have held him (after not meeting their grandson for 6 months) because they are my daycare bubble whilst I work as a key worker! Can i get some bloody pay out please. Not big loz who spends her days shaking her ass in bed.
I'm Not looking for sympathy, i am lucky to have my life and little one, I am just a normal person not begging for every freebie and pay out going. And claiming everything whilst sitting on my ass. Makes me so angry, what does she deserve that no doubt she will get, when all the parents that work their asses off dont !!!!! Payout for having a child in lockdown when you've flouted lockdown. What a joke.

Tired and exhausted rantt over. Now back to my wine!

The sense of entitlement some z listers have is unreal. If only they lived a day in the lives of normal people. Particularly those in the hospitals who have to parent aswell , they'd be embarrassed of themselves