Lauren Goodger #11 Big Loz has got Baby Brian but that 12 week scan? She's bloody lying!

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I’m not buying it! They are NOT boyfriend and girlfriend! She’s wanted a baby for ages, her clock has been ticking and she found Charlie (probably on gumtree under ‘services provided’) to do the deed and plant the seed. Mr Thumb aka Management will have advised them to both milk it as much as possible for the wonga! As Lisa Rhinna would say “JUST OWN IT”

The designer wash bag thing gets me so much, all the reality tv guys do it. Saw Arg and GC holding matching Louis Vuitton ones once

They must of looked like teeny weeny purses against their huge frames

Here you go...a Facehugger alien sweetcorn costume xx.

Loooooool xx

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The feet

 

[WallacesDog]

Not going to lie it is just absolutely bleeping boring now. An article for every single post on her Insta. It's monotonous.

Pregnant Lauren Goodger, 34, compares morning sickness to a hangover

The former TOWIE star, 34, revealed she was suffering from terrible morning sickness on Tuesday, after the builder, 23, sweetly cooked her a 'huge meal'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

It is indeed K.... but must admit after finishing a dreadful day at work I took one look at the sweetcorn and burst out laughing!!!! Couldn't wait to see what the craic was here.... you lot never disappoint!

 

[xcxcx87]

Yeah, pretty sure she had a Brazilian butt lift, not implants, although implants, I think, are a bit cheaper, so who knows. Plus, fat transfer usually includes stuffing the hip area (like Kim K and the likes), to make an hourglass shape, Lauren obviously hasn't had any fat put in her hips as they're quite 'bumpy' and natural looking (no hate, so do mine lol).

But she definitely had fat sucked out of her belly and the skin tightened, that's also why now, after gaining weight back, her belly is SO high up, she had all the fat cells sucked out of her lower stomach, so everything now accumulates farther up.

Good god she’s a mess

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Thread suggestion: up the duff and we’ve had enough!

 

[Facehugger]

Here you go...a Facehugger alien sweetcorn costume xx.

Loooooool xx

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That's fab Pom, oh my word, thank you! That's even better than my idea xx

Thread title suggestion.

Lauren Goodger #12. Will Loz & sink boy's spawn come out looking like sweetcorn?

 

[xyzcba]

I've got my party outfit xx.

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My favourite yet PommyB!!!

 

[Mimi_milkshake]

I can’t stop laughing after such a tit day with home schooling this has deffo cheered me up!! I’m going to look and find some inspo for my outfit

 

[xyzcba]

I'm sorry to admit it BL-ers but for an ounce of time I actually had the teeniest bit of respect for her, for not pissing off to Dubai like every other personality-less hun/zleb/skinfluencer - I realise now the error of my ways and actually she was just petrified of being seeing in swimwear without editorial control to all pics.

That's why all her shots are in quiet grotty car parks, so people don't see the real her. In her mind she's like Cinderella, but it comes across more as a sort of 'troll under the bridge' fairytale

 

[Facehugger]

I'm sorry to admit it BL-ers but for an ounce of time I actually had the teeniest bit of respect for her, for not pissing off to Dubai like every other personality-less hun/zleb/skinfluencer - I realise now the error of my ways and actually she was just petrified of being seeing in swimwear without editorial control to all pics.

That's why all her shots are in quiet grotty car parks, so people don't see the real her. In her mind she's like Cinderella, but it comes across more as a sort of 'troll under the bridge' fairytale

Did you read the last couple of threads? We have other ideas as to why she's always hanging about quiet dirty car parks

 

[xyzcba]

Did you read the last couple of threads? We have other ideas as to why she's always hanging about quiet dirty car parks

I must have missed this! I'm gutted I only joined the BL party last month. But it wouldn't surprise me if she was using setup car park 'pap' shots as a double whammy, to sell to the trashy sites & to advertise her services, she is after all a businezz- minded yung gell

 

[Katie8ee]

I must have missed this! I'm gutted I only joined the BL party last month. But it wouldn't surprise me if she was using setup car park 'pap' shots as a double whammy, to sell to the trashy sites & to advertise her services, she is after all a businezz- minded yung gell

We went on a big dogging binge some of us watching the Channel 4 doc Dogging Tales and it all fell into place this is what she has been doing

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I must have missed this! I'm gutted I only joined the BL party last month. But it wouldn't surprise me if she was using setup car park 'pap' shots as a double whammy, to sell to the trashy sites & to advertise her services, she is after all a businezz- minded yung gell

Party, what party..? I never miss a party me

 

[Pom Bear]

That's fab Pom, oh my word, thank you! That's even better than my idea xx

Thread title suggestion.

Lauren Goodger #12. Will Loz & sink boy's spawn come out looking like sweetcorn?

That's great thank you xx

My favourite yet PommyB!!!

Thank you xx

 

[Facehugger]

We went on a big dogging binge some of us watching the Channel 4 doc Dogging Tales and it all fell into place this is what she has been doing

Oh yes indeedy, Dogging Tales, all masked up and raring to go, I still say that big bird in the white T shirt was our Loz

 

[Mikesqueen]

Some more scrunchie porn for the afternoon. Also her Google seems to be broken again or could it be that Beggy Mitchell is back .

She is seeking medical advice from her followers?
She should use the time she has now that she cannot photoshop herself to ready pregnancy guides!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Thread Suggestion:
Lozza thinks we’re full of hate but all we want is the real due date..

 

[Mikesqueen]

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This is up for grabs and showcases Big Loz’s tiny hands

So THAT’S where the vine tomatoes went! I was wondering what happened to it!

 

[Tishface]

This why have we never thought of this @Pom Bear please make it happen lovely

I am super behind in this thread, catching up tonight whilst in the bath... anyway, her ever changing faces reminds me of the queen in return to oz who has the cabinets fulll of all her different heads....

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I am super behind in this thread, catching up tonight whilst in the bath... anyway, her ever changing faces reminds me of the queen in return to oz who has the cabinets fulll of all her different heads....

One of my favourite Laurens

 

[ImoC]

Lozza’s giving off a tuna smell
But go easy on her cos she’s just a yung-gel