Lauren Goodger #11 Big Loz has got Baby Brian but that 12 week scan? She's bloody lying!

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And here it is #11, well done lamaitresse for the thread title

Old thread - https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-...n-backgrid-keep-misrepresenting.14156/page-50



The latest story is from the Daily Mail, posted in the last thread.

In case you missed it..

Pregnant Lauren Goodger sets her sights on a Mummy Diaries-style show

The TOWIE star, 34, would be following in the footsteps of her former co-stars Sam and Billie Faiers and Ferne McCann, who have all featured in fly on the wall shows.
www.dailymail.co.uk


Carry on People.
 
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mb1202

She obviously posted this (along with a few of the other ‘questions’) herself... the spelling and grammar gives it away. Surely no one actually thinks Lauren is a strong independent woman with her head screwed on... and not exactly sure how having an Only Fans and being on low rent reality shows would make her a ‘fantastic role model’
 

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Emmie81

She’s having a boy right ?

If only she was married to Kayne, they could call him John and set up sponsorship for life
 
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Cocobaby09

mb1202 said:
She obviously posted this (along with a few of the other ‘questions’) herself... the spelling and grammar gives it away. Surely no one actually thinks Lauren is a strong independent woman with her head screwed on...
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“Strong independent women” her “fans” are as thick as she is
 
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NinaStar90

Maybe she could try by going to nursery with her child to learn the basics of the English language.
 
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geordiegirl

There’s a programme on bbc in a bit about Mark Wright... guess who’ll be watching
 
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Mikesqueen

It is long suspected she writes these questions herself. Strong and independent? The exact opposite is true. What will she teach her child: you are. It good enough so you will need to tweak your appearance on a daily basis; you don’t need family; you don’t need a normal job; social media and the media is your friend; and my favourite - ask and you shall receive?
 
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Silly-old-Slapper

NinaStar90 said:
Maybe she could try by going to nursery with her child to learn the basics of the English language.
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Gonna give her a head start and send her this, not in the same league as cat-piss scent or made in bad taste baybeh vest mind but best to be prepared dontcha think:




Do you think I'll get a shout out on her stories: "Fanks Hun I it so much"
 
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JakeM

You’ll definitely get a shoutout!

“OMG! Hun, I wuv it so so much! Fank u. Xx”
 
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Crumpet41

Would anyone in this thread actually watch the show? I don’t think I could handle a full episode of her . I’d want to lob the telly through the window.
 
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annabelle_bronstein

Crumpet41 said:
Would anyone in this thread actually watch the show? I don’t think I could handle a full episode of her . I’d want to lob the telly through the window.
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I’m ashamed to say I’d probably watch it and totally troll myself. I have a grim fascination with these bottom feeders and their bizarre lifestyles
 
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JakeM

Crumpet41 said:
Would anyone in this thread actually watch the show? I don’t think I could handle a full episode of her . I’d want to lob the telly through the window.
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I’d watch it for a laugh. It would be an absolute car crash. Her voice goes right through me though.
 
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blondegob37

I think I would watch if I was bored but all I would think of is this thread and laugh to myself especially if she had sweetcorn!
 
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Silly-old-Slapper

JakeM said:
You’ll definitely get a shoutout!

“OMG! Hun, I wuv it so so much! Fank u. Xx”
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Turns to Soft Lad, "Waa izzit babe? Izzit like one of em fings waa we aad in school like waa we coloured in wen the uvvers was doin them exams n stuff?"
 
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