Laura Whitmore #3 As dry as a crisp sandwich on brown bread with no butter

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I just don’t get these stupid unnatural poses she pulls with her limbs all over the place she looks like a right twat
 
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I truly think in her head she thinks she’s like one of those willowy New Wave French ingénues from the 60s, Hardy, Karina, Birkin et al.

But they didn’t have their makeup applied with a trowel, or clothing that’s all FASHUN but no style, and most of all were just pretty natural with it all.

That posed picture looks as if she’s actually on the floor waiting for the police to come draw a white line round her after she’s fallen from height.


EDIT: just seen the attached on my timeline, I think I’d rather get COVID as a form of self-care thanks
 

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Caroline Flack's signature pose was arm on hip, and one foot turned in towards the other. She always stood this way. It bothered some people as it looked like her foot was turned inward. Then along comes Laura who copies this exact pose, down to the inward foot. Cringe.
 
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First picture looks like she is wearing a Bo Selecta! mask!!!
 
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Is this real!! Omg
 
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Wow, her eyes have lost any sense of warmth in them, haven't they?
 
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Could not agree more. It’s like she is desperate for someone to compare her to some 60s model. I bet she has considered a pixie cut on more than one occasion. She wants to have substance so much and thinks she can get it by emulating someone with substance. I bet her Spotify lists are pure radio 2 (not knocking it) and abandoned half listened to b sides she is supposed to like.
 
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Guess the years of bad eating, partying, I’d guess smoking and lack of sleep is catching up with her.
 
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She’s still good looking, but she was stunning in her mtv days, a real classic beauty. It must be hard for a stunner to age
But is it just age? It seems awful to pick apart a woman's looks but she has lost her glow, and I don't think that is just age. She obviously is still a very good looking woman. But there was such a loveliness about her. It wasn't even that long ago.

 
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I think she was still with MTV as recently as 2018
 
I think she's a bit lost - like does she want to be a cool girl or does she desperately want to be Holly Willoughby? My favourite is her hashtag #whatwhitmorewore - hun nobody is asking.
 
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She's just so angry all the time, and for any small reason it seems. It's nothing but whinging and whining and negativity.
 
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I’ve said it once I’ll say it again… the weight loss is doing her no favours…. The cheeks used to camouflage that smug smile and made it look coy and cute …without the cherub face… she just looks mean and uncharismatic
 
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I think she's had a lot of work done. I was watching her on the LI final and her face was frozen in place, no movement at all. Her jawline is also way sharper and more harsh looking now, that unedited photo of her on Sunday Brunch shows her with the full on Johnny Bravo square jaw filler effect. I think the weight loss has highlighted her features / cosmetic work and given her a more aged, harsh appearance.
 
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