Laura Adlington #5 turnaround, every now and then 🎶

[bracrumbs]

I don’t mind Laura, I’ve said enough times on these threads, I really don’t.

But I cant stand this selling of shit to women under the guise of “we’re your friends! We’re just like you, we talk about boobs and man, can we not stop laughing at things!” It’s so all inauthentic. We see Laura, we see her struggling with her size, her image, her life and then LOLZ LOTTIE JUST GRABBED MY BOOB LOLZ BUY THIS DRESS WE’RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN BUT ISNT IT STRANGE IN ALL OUR MIRTH WE NEVER FORGET ONCE TO ADD THE LINK AND DELIBERATELY NOT MENTION WHERE THESE HILARIOUS DRESSES ARE FROM SO YOU HAVE TO CLICK THROUGH HAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

That Same Dress , Different Bodies promo photo made me so ragey. So posed, so ‘oh you just caught us chuckling like two pals‘

 

[HanHan.]

“Monday is Monday-ing”. Says the woman who doesn’t have a 9-5 and can literally do what she wants. Yeah the sitting on the sofa all day yesterday watching MAFS must have really taken it out of you!

 

[RestingBunchFace]

Laura posts a reel of a summer trousers outfit (which to be fair is quite nice), people ask where the trousers are from, she responds “I’ve popped a link in my stories”. I fucking hate that Instagram has become such a cash cow now, she’s hidden it away for clicks.

 

[Listerfiend]

It’s easy to say something is ‘an investment piece’ when you haven’t had to ‘invest’ in it and was given it for free.

 

[RestingBunchFace]

I really wish she lived by (and ran her Instagram by) her attitude in that comment. Hell yes to focusing on health and activity over weight. After all if we really cared about health first, the number on the scales wouldn't matter. Diet culture has f*cked us up so much to prioritise skinny over everything else, even when we're trying to achieve it in ways that aren't healthy. But sadly Laura doesn't stand by these words in the way she lives or the content she creates, and that's what annoys me.

 

[im_like_an_adult_cat]

Laura posts a reel of a summer trousers outfit (which to be fair is quite nice), people ask where the trousers are from, she responds “I’ve popped a link in my stories”. I fucking hate that Instagram has become such a cash cow now, she’s hidden it away for clicks.

I screenshot them then Google image search! I refuse to click on any links that will benefit some influencer
I actually thought she looked nice in those trousers and black top. Made a nice change to a dress!

 

[Furnessian]

The range of plus sized stuff is amazing compared to ten years ago. Twenty years ago, we only had one shop, maybe two. This faux moaning has to stop.

 

[frogy1991]

Dear Laura,

Please go back to cooking, noone cares about your fashion and or health content, cos its shit.

All the best

 

[MotherInferior43]

What in the adult babying is going on with those dresses?! To say they suit neither of them is an understatement-very much looks like they were chosen by Lottie. Sorry Laura, if you’d done this with Lauren at least there would have been good taste and well fitted dresses

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Two stories before this she says how they didn’t do much except chill and eat and then goes on to call her husband boring… its not funny. It truly is not.

At least he’s got a hobby. What does she do with her time other than eat, moan, be miserable and not turn sideways?

 

[StopSayingObsessed]

I'm always shocked how much fresher and younger looking her mother looks than she does 🫣
L just looks washed out and spent for someone of her age and doesn't even have a full time job or kids to blame for being so wrecked.

 

[Furnessian]

What in the adult babying is going on with those dresses?! To say they suit neither of them is an understatement-very much looks like they were chosen by Lottie. Sorry Laura, if you’d done this with Lauren at least there would have been good taste and well fitted dresses

Came on to say I thought those dresses made them look like grown fellas who dress up like babies.

 

[Littleoldmemischief]

The whole "campaign" for brands to be more size inclusive is ridiculous. I am a size 20-22 depending on where I shop, I wouldn't wanna wear something in my size if my arse was hanging out, or my rolls were on show just because it's there. Something that fits a size 10 women won't look the same on a size 20+. I dress for my size, whilst actively trying to lose more weight and be healthier. Some dresses or tops are just not designed to be worn by bigger people. I'll never understand these " influencers" who waffle on about brands being more inclusive whilst not realising that there are plenty of options available for plus size women, more so now then ever before I would say..

 

[StopSayingObsessed]

So she's not 'modelling'. Like we all knew that, there was no way she was going to try on clothes in front of everyone because they would see the seams giving way, her bursting out and walking on the stage or catwalk would have meant people would have seen her in 360 degrees and not only front on, shock horror
Instead she'll be sat on a chair (with no arms) cheerleading for the brave women who will model. What a crock.

 

[Furnessian]

Update on the million pound house: she is having the kitchen refitted because she doesn’t like the colour of the cabinets. No information as to whether the original colour was her choice or not. They also dug a massive fuck-off hole right outside the new build, presumably for a pond, and seemed surprised that the developers were livid and told them to stop. Her home Insta page has not really taken off, on account of her being lazy as fuck in everything she does, including that.

 

[TaurusWithLove]

Laura posts a reel of a summer trousers outfit (which to be fair is quite nice), people ask where the trousers are from, she responds “I’ve popped a link in my stories”. I fucking hate that Instagram has become such a cash cow now, she’s hidden it away for clicks.

She would sell her actual faeces and create an affiliate link for it if she could
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Fuck me, I forgot mini eggs were multivitamins

 

[melonsandlemons]

What would you like her to do about it? She has said they can’t have kids, so?

No she said she has been told she will not get support until she loses weight. She refuses to do this, so she is making herself childless. There’s no guarantee losing weight would work obviously but to just dismiss it, means you’re not willing to even try to fulfil that space. She is just too lazy to try something which will be difficult, and take time.

 

[StopSayingObsessed]

She's vile, such little class. Thinks being vulgar is hilarious. The two of them are so immature together. Dressed like a nan going to a 50th with her granddaughter. When she says it's an investment piece but highly recommends, yeah but you got it for free, so we don't believe a word you utter. You just know all their free clothes are thrown off in piles on the floor and not minded. If they were paying their own hard earned cash for them they'd look after them.

 

[MotherInferior43]

Thanks for that Laura but Nancy Birtwhistle did the butter from cream reel last week!
PS take your own advice and don’t stress about the size of your clothes, it’s just a number

 

[Holly081115]

I don’t understand how she’s landing these skincare ads when she looks so washed out and grey? If anything, it would put me off the brand! How is she only 35?!