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I also don’t want to get back into mortgage talk but that is all I needed to see to understand. This isn’t your traditional lender. They specialize in people like Pallo.
QUOTE="ProfessorFate, post: 19532677, member: 374004"]
Christ on a Cracker, are we back on that fucking mortgage again?
His bitch mother controls his money. He had a huge amount of engagement during the pandemic and shortly thereafter. He has no bills and seems to have a wardrobe that could fit in a banker's box. He spends little to no money on any other creature comforts other than a new COD game or some Lorcana cards. He shared an apartment with roommates up until the fallout with that homo JoJo, and he drives a 15-year-old Barbie Beemer.
There's little reason to think Susan couldn't have salted away $100k over 24 to 36 months. That's $3k per month and easily done, even if he's only clearing $10k per month versus $450k per year. Bitch Mom and The Clown kick in $50k as an investment in their future retirement home, and Grifty can probably qualify on a secured real estate loan with some chicken-shit proof of income and 20% down (with a hefty PMI). Hell, there are already murmurings about multiple lenders dipping their toes back in the zero-down, piggy-back loan finance models regardless of what they learned (and apparently forgot) back in 2008. "United Wholesale Mortgage" absolutely reeks of sub-prime lender status and I wouldn't be surprised in the paper hasn't already been bundled and re-sold to some other shady offshore mortgage "bank".
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