Hope he has an E Pass for the tolls home.So the idiot gambles on every cruise he goes on. He loses all his money this time. As he is walking out he says, “and that, my friends, is why I don’t gamble.” He also claims, “i know when to stop.”
Don’t forget, he also has a new friend to TattleOnTattle and all of his friends Eric/Peter/LShadows have conversations with each other about Kyle’s genitalia. Sometimes they call it “above average”, sometimes “hung”, and other times a “micro penis”. No matter what, they seem to know a great deal about his pants! They must all be paying for shower shows to fund Kyle’s gambling and alcohol addiction. Carry on!Congrats @adtl3100 for the winning thread title.
Recap, oar boy is loving his solo cruising being able to chow on pizza and other things , drink as much as he wants and blow $300 in 8mins within the on board casino.
His problem is he doesn’t know when to (not) start.He also claims, “i know when to stop.”
Yep, that made no sense.So the idiot gambles on every cruise he goes on. He loses all his money this time. As he is walking out he says, “and that, my friends, is why I don’t gamble.” He also claims, “i know when to stop.”
He sure does and now his new “friend” is trying to go after Disney Detonation.Don’t forget, he also has a new friend to TattleOnTattle and all of his friends Eric/Peter/LShadows have conversations with each other about Kyle’s genitalia. Sometimes they call it “above average”, sometimes “hung”, and other times a “micro penis”. No matter what, they seem to know a great deal about his pants! They must all be paying for shower shows to fund Kyle’s gambling and alcohol addiction. Carry on!
Oh no, his new sock puppet is taking screenshots of all our posts and calling us middle-aged freaks and saying we live in mom's basement.He sure does and now his new “friend” is trying to go after Disney Detonation. View attachment 2870252
At the rate he’s going, he’s gonna end up in the mom’s basement back in Saukville, WI before he gets to middle age. Time for him to call it quits.Oh no, his new sock puppet is taking screenshots of all our posts and calling us middle-aged freaks and saying we live in mom's basement.
I feel so owned you guyses he got us all. Time to call it quits.
At least we have basements, something KP wishes he had. There he goes projecting again! Mommy’s basement would be a nice safe place for little Kyle to hide, where no monsters like mortgage payments, utility bills, HOA fees, insurance premiums, and “work” could come get him.Oh no, his new sock puppet is taking screenshots of all our posts and calling us middle-aged freaks and saying we live in mom's basement.
I feel so owned you guyses he got us all. Time to call it quits.
You guyses, the doctor said it was supposed to be 7-8 inches, but it snapped during a wrestling match and didn’t grow to its full potential. Trust.It's Peter's Peter
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Too Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cracks me up just like those Big Ass photos of him.
I guess a hot pocket is one of Kyle’s favorite foods! Good thing it’s toasted and not microwaved!Tattle is really living rent free in oar boy’s head
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This is KP’s routine:
1. Wake up
2. Read Tattle
3. Read more Tattle (I emphasize read more since “Literacy b issue”)
4. Scope internet for more sites that critique oar boy KP.
5. Check Twitter for more critical comments of KP.
6. Read more Tattle.
7. Eat hot pocket (note: he doesn’t brush his teeth before doing so.)
8. Kick his Mommy doormat out of house ASAP. No kisses needed.
9. Head to office and log on as sock puppet and repeat above steps.