Kyle Pallo #73 your insecurity is fascinating to watch

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Recap, oar boy is loving his solo cruising being able to chow on pizza and other things ;), drink as much as he wants and blow $300 in 8mins within the on board casino.
 
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It's Peter's Peter

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Too Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cracks me up just like those Big Ass photos of him.
 
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So the idiot gambles on every cruise he goes on. He loses all his money this time. As he is walking out he says, “and that, my friends, is why I don’t gamble.” He also claims, “i know when to stop.”
 
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So the idiot gambles on every cruise he goes on. He loses all his money this time. As he is walking out he says, “and that, my friends, is why I don’t gamble.” He also claims, “i know when to stop.”
Hope he has an E Pass for the tolls home.
 
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The 'stuff' just keeps coming over at his X page. Remarkable he hasn't shut that
down. Hope he never does. 😂
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Congrats @adtl3100 for the winning thread title.

Recap, oar boy is loving his solo cruising being able to chow on pizza and other things ;), drink as much as he wants and blow $300 in 8mins within the on board casino.
Don’t forget, he also has a new friend to TattleOnTattle and all of his friends Eric/Peter/LShadows have conversations with each other about Kyle’s genitalia. Sometimes they call it “above average”, sometimes “hung”, and other times a “micro penis”. No matter what, they seem to know a great deal about his pants! They must all be paying for shower shows to fund Kyle’s gambling and alcohol addiction. Carry on!
 
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So the idiot gambles on every cruise he goes on. He loses all his money this time. As he is walking out he says, “and that, my friends, is why I don’t gamble.” He also claims, “i know when to stop.”
Yep, that made no sense.
What about when he walked up to the slot machine and said, "I love the dancing drums" (slot machine).
When all of the cash is gone he says that he's never had any luck with that slot.
So, he's never had luck with that slot, yet still sat down and bet all of his superchat cash.
 
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I can't get over how rancid that stray sock on the bed looks. It's looks more moldy than his socks were when he was getting his mommy-bought shoes in Wisconsin 🤮

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Bet you he made Casey clean the skidmarks off his underwear when he got home.
 
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Don’t forget, he also has a new friend to TattleOnTattle and all of his friends Eric/Peter/LShadows have conversations with each other about Kyle’s genitalia. Sometimes they call it “above average”, sometimes “hung”, and other times a “micro penis”. No matter what, they seem to know a great deal about his pants! They must all be paying for shower shows to fund Kyle’s gambling and alcohol addiction. Carry on!
He sure does and now his new “friend” is trying to go after Disney Detonation. 😂
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Oh no, his new sock puppet is taking screenshots of all our posts and calling us middle-aged freaks and saying we live in mom's basement.

I feel so owned you guyses 😢 he got us all. Time to call it quits.
At the rate he’s going, he’s gonna end up in the mom’s basement back in Saukville, WI before he gets to middle age. Time for him to call it quits.
 
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Oh no, his new sock puppet is taking screenshots of all our posts and calling us middle-aged freaks and saying we live in mom's basement.

I feel so owned you guyses 😢 he got us all. Time to call it quits.
At least we have basements, something KP wishes he had. There he goes projecting again! 😅 Mommy’s basement would be a nice safe place for little Kyle to hide, where no monsters like mortgage payments, utility bills, HOA fees, insurance premiums, and “work” could come get him.
 
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Tattle is really living rent free in oar boy’s head 😭

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This is KP’s routine:
1. Wake up
2. Read Tattle
3. Read more Tattle (I emphasize read more since “Literacy b issue”)
4. Scope internet for more sites that critique oar boy KP.
5. Check Twitter for more critical comments of KP.
6. Read more Tattle.
7. Eat hot pocket (note: he doesn’t brush his teeth before doing so.)
8. Kick his Mommy doormat out of house ASAP. No kisses needed.
9. Head to home office and log on as sock puppet and repeat above steps.
 
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Tattle is really living rent free in oar boy’s head 😭

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This is KP’s routine:
1. Wake up
2. Read Tattle
3. Read more Tattle (I emphasize read more since “Literacy b issue”)
4. Scope internet for more sites that critique oar boy KP.
5. Check Twitter for more critical comments of KP.
6. Read more Tattle.
7. Eat hot pocket (note: he doesn’t brush his teeth before doing so.)
8. Kick his Mommy doormat out of house ASAP. No kisses needed.
9. Head to office and log on as sock puppet and repeat above steps.
I guess a hot pocket is one of Kyle’s favorite foods! Good thing it’s toasted and not microwaved!
 
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