Kyle Pallo #69 Welcome Durliat Family! #Hosted by Casey and her Disney Discount

[BlurryCat]

Can you imagine him sitting in one of those chairs on the front of that little crackerbox, smothered by two houses larger and only a few feet from either side.

He'll never sit in those chairs. He didn't even want to assemble the furniture out on the porch, and instead opted for assembling it inside right by the door and then struggled to squeeze the assembled chairs out the door.

Being outside in front of the house b scary. All kinds of weirdo jealous hatters driving by (in his paranoid mind).
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[Heygrid]

I think he called is porch Massive

Everything is massive when you are the size of a husky middle schooler.

 

[SnapChet]

Well if you can’t beat them, join them!
Plot twist: maybe Casey has been in on it all along and she was coached to act like an innocent docile prudish Disney adult on camera but off camera, she’s a dominatrix flipping the bird at everyone!

Well, her new found celebrity is growing.

THIS didn't take very long. I have a feeling it will be spread around all over Disney. That "Disney Princess: Casey Castle" bullshit has just been blown out of the water.

 

[DisneyTrolls]

Speaking of that glow up Tron sign... noticed that he has it above the closet and not plugged in. Did he cut the cord off or something?

He was going to hire an electrician to create an outlet up there, but then he remembered he’s a handyman now so he’ll do it himself. He bought his handyman equipment this week to make sure he doesn’t get electrocuted! TRUST.

 

[tnutz]

 

[BlurryCat]

"young buck" ?!?!?! I'm wondering if Alexa or the Clown Dad are busy ghost writing for Lshadows13.

Nothing personifies a "young buck" like a 30 year old that can't even operate a can opener properly.

 

[TheInfamousPotatoIncident]

No need to send Kyle anything in the future…his love language is to give gifts, not receive!

 

[Adams & Brush]

Lmaoooo look at these clips. Poor Casey had to let everyone know they’re focusing on HIS BIRTHDAY guys! He’s also mentioning how these streams are his “bread and butter” aka the ultimate grift! Even Casey’s face changed when he said that!

Oh and btw this is a GROWN ASS 30 YEAR OLD MAN saying that his memory is like Dory from finding Nemo. Also check out the mumbling when he speaks and his words slurring. Look at Casey‘s face when they get drinks and he starts dancing.

I also included a clip of when he read out loud that he should name his dog shadows.
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Seriously, what would be the harm in Kyle turning to Casey and saying “No, let’s celebrate our birthdays together on this cruise”? Instead, he turns to the camera nodding in agreement with her. This is HIS birthday cruise! This dude is so far up his own ass, it’s so fucking weird

 

[SnapChet]

Oh my!
TwiXer's Kyle PalLo, whoever you are, don't ever stop. These exchanges and replies are among the funniest and best
posts of every day. ~chef's kiss!~

 

[Adams & Brush]

Looks like a lot of kids on that cruise. He's probably scoping out the 12 year olds
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I mean…please, someone help me understand this strange person. If Pallo’s going for the eternally young kindergarten crowd, he’s got a lot of work to do. How do you go from slamming Long Islands & bullying your girlfriend to do shots one minute to deliriously shrieking a cruise countdown with Mickey fucking Mouse the next??? This guy is next level unhinged. Like NicholeBash the yoga instructor suggested, if you want to pretend to be Peter Pan & act like a child, Kyle, you might want to shave your fucking back/shoulder hair for once. It might help the brand

 

[BlurryCat]

Kylie calls himself a considerate person with a high tolerance for crowds.
And I'm sure he believes it

 

[Heygrid]

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A lot of comments to get through there, Greta…don’t ‘stran’ yourself.

Greta, stop trying to make stran happen. It’s not going to happen.

 

[Disney_Fan]

 

[Dismom2]

ok.. so i didnt watch but i'm catching up on here. Sounds like hes clearly on a sponsored cruise, but can't actually bring himself to say that. Hes probably worried he'll get dragged on here for not paying for his own shit.
News flash, kyle- you're gonna get dragged on here either way LOL We'd probably drag you less if you actually did a properly sponsored video, like many YouTubers/ influencers do. Like JoJo just did on his cruise- with proper little "ad breaks", clearly and correctly naming the travel agency and thanking them. Not mislabeling your IG stories to make it seem like Disney is sponsoring you
Oh, and BTW- those birthday decorations aren't really a flex. Anybody can go on and order and pay for them. Even all the " not #blessed" people who stay in interior rooms on Deck 2.

 

[BlurryCat]

Mommy b so proud of her Big Boy.

Their doormat says "I hope you brought wine"
(The actual doormat, not the one sitting in the chair)

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

So we figured out why Creepy Uncle Zach (he's like 40ish) likes these younger male vloggers. Well, other than the fact he's probably in the closet and attracted to them. He wants the popularity rub to get his DOA channel going. He has 10.3k subs and can't get one view in 7 hours!!!

 

[Hazeleyes51]

Is this the REAL Kyle answering? Nope I see it is not. Very funny though.

 

[Vyle Pallo]

OMG ! Check out this comment thread on Dad Chronicles latest video!!!

 

[markvlinder]

Look like an accessible room also…Guess it’s for his broken back.

Zach was thinking ahead, KP will probably need a wheelchair after he settled the bill with him.

 

[BlurryCat]

Somehow Alexa and his family know to zap any comment with a vague reference to his sock puppets.

Just remember, he's definitely not Peter/Lshadows13