Kyle Pallo #54 The Roasted Nuts Era

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Kyle Pallo, our expert Disney Vlogging Super Star, says an advantage of rope dropping ANIMAL KINGDOM is so you can save money and not have to buy a Lightning Lane for RISE OF THE RESISTANCE. 🤦 View attachment 2562156

Looks like oar boy’s brain can be found in a galaxy far far away.
Animal Kingdom is actually a zero minute park if you're going there just for Rise
 
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She seems to enjoy it though. Look at her dancing along to him. I think she likes to be his mommy. It’s probably due to her lack of maternal role model growing up.
Agree. She likes being his mommy. She's always telling him to put on his "patience pants" when they're at the store because he can't stay still for 5 minutes. That's something you tell a 5 year old. Whatever floats her boat, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

When they get married and have multiple mini Pallo's running around, playing mommy to her useless, deadbeat, man-child husband will be the last thing she'll want to deal with though. That's when their sham of a relationship will fall apart quick.
 
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Agree. She likes being his mommy. Whatever floats her boat, I guess. 🤷‍♂️

When they get married and have multiple mini Pallo's running around, playing mommy to her deadbeat, man-child husband will be the last thing she'll want to deal with though. That's when their sham of a relationship will fall apart quick.
We’ll see if he maintains his “lug-jury-ous” lifestyle when they settle down and have a family. Instead of groceries at Publix, he will going to Target. Instead of furniture at RH, it will be from IKEA. And instead of an impractical convertible Beamer, it will be a Toyota Sienna minivan. Could you imagine this? 😂 He would flaunt his penis-shaped camera to his kids as a stay at home dad and tell them what a wonderful career he used to have. Meanwhile Casey will have to be working two jobs to keep the finances afloat.
 
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Isn't this the stan who always thinks he's doing everything intentionally to "own" the haters? Don't think the "Something About Mary" hair was intentional though because you can see the wind blow it up around the 5-10 second mark, and it stays like that (the grease & sweat from never washing his hair probably holds it together).
 
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Isn't this the stan who always thinks he's doing everything intentionally to "own" the haters? Don't think the "Something About Mary" hair was intentional though because you can see the wind blow it up around the 5-10 second mark, and it stays like that (the grease & sweat from never washing his hair probably holds it together).
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We’ll see if he maintains his “lug-jury-ous” lifestyle when they settle down and have a family. Instead of groceries at Publix, he will going to Target. Instead of furniture at RH, it will be from IKEA. And instead of an impractical convertible Beamer, it will be a Toyota Sienna minivan. Could you imagine this? 😂 He would flaunt his penis-shaped camera to his kids as a stay at home dad and tell them what a wonderful career he used to have. Meanwhile Casey will have to be working two jobs to keep the finances afloat.
Hell, it won't even be shopping at Target. He'll be at Aldi trying to figure out how to get the cart out without a quarter. He'll have to settle for Lovin Oven bread and $3 Aldi wine.
 
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This dump was just lazy, and now that he has SUPER DUPER SECRET ACCESS to media footage, its only going to get worse
I wonder if he still screams like an idiot when using footage? The bonus of using footage is no baffoonery! 🤣
 
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Kyle Pallo, our expert Disney Vlogging Super Star, says an advantage of rope dropping ANIMAL KINGDOM is so you can save money and not have to buy a Lightning Lane for RISE OF THE RESISTANCE. 🤦 View attachment 2562156

Looks like oar boy’s brain can be found in a galaxy far far away.
He's looking for Rise of the Resistance at the Animal Kingdom? ____ He obviously had a stroke during that grueling 5K walk the other day.

There's a real Disney expert huh?

On second thought, he was probably just thinking of Casey:

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It's almost Tito's time.

Peter b doing another all nighter. Almost up to 1,000 tweets defending "my boy KP"
 
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If oar boy actually has AS, he need to start listening to his doctors:

Alcohol can have a wide range of effects on the body, including on how you treat and manage ankylosing spondylitis. Consuming alcohol when you have AS might lead to bone weakness, damage to the spine, gut health troubles, weight gain, and liver and kidney problems. It might also intensify or reduce the effects of some medications you take to treat AS.

Better hope he can find a reasonably priced health insurance if he pushes Casey to quit Disney and especially if they ever get married.
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I would prefer not to her the voice and the gibberish that comes along with that voice.
I remember the days when kylie would go with his DCP friends to drink around the world and he would not have any drinks.
 
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If oar boy actually has AS, he need to start listening to his doctors:

Alcohol can have a wide range of effects on the body, including on how you treat and manage ankylosing spondylitis. Consuming alcohol when you have AS might lead to bone weakness, damage to the spine, gut health troubles, weight gain, and liver and kidney problems. It might also intensify or reduce the effects of some medications you take to treat AS.

Better hope he can find a reasonably priced health insurance if he pushes Casey to quit Disney and especially if they ever get married.
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I would prefer not to her the voice and the gibberish that comes along with that voice.
KP, in your down time between 2 hour park visits and COD game playing, maybe you'd like to give this podcast a listen:



Your future health and life are looking very bleak from this hatters POV.
 
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