Kyle Pallo #49 He doesn’t cry just as much as he doesn’t drink.

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SnapChet

Squiggy74 said:
And "thank you for having us" is pretty open to interpretation, it's still not "#Hosted".
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The Discount Handmaiden should have added: "...and thanks to all our fans for being had."
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adtl3100 said:
Why does a 2 night staycation have to last until Wednesday for vlogs!? Holy milking it
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15 to 20 mins. just his recording his sloppy, lazy ass chugging alcohol, gnawing, chewing, drooling over food at some meals will fill a couple of days worth of vids.
Those Michelin 3 star reviews..... reduced to 'nummy' 'cruise food' and WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!
 
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Disney_Fan

We know you read here often DUMBASS - here's a little something to help with your ART


 
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BlurryCat

He also orders himself room service a bunch times whenever he gets invites because it's FREE. He'll eat dinner, then go back to the room and order room service. And I'm sure he doesn't tip.

Probably puts a lot of the food in BAYYYYGS like him and his clown dad used to do when they went to Hoop De Doo.
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Squiggy74 said:
Does anyone remember in his older videos, when he passed a mirror he'd flex a bicep and in editing overlay the "no one ____ like Gaston" song? He was at least in better condition then. RIP the comments if he tried that today LOL.
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I think he sees himself like Gaston.



In Reality:

 
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Adams & Brush

adtl3100 said:
Why does a 2 night staycation have to last until Wednesday for vlogs!? Holy milking it
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Marcella just checking in with Kyle on the video drop schedule so she can adjust her weekend plans accordingly. Honestly, someone please get this chick a hug & a hobby. These are the sad sacks who prop up his flailing channel
 
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BlurryCat

Think you're right.



Reading the replies and all of his stans actually believe he's staying at Cinderalla's Castle. In his desperate attempt to find ways to grow, he's going to piss off and annoy his most loyal stans by looking even more like an obnoxious, narcissist lying douche.

"I'm buying a jet"
"I'm buying a yacht"
"I'm staying at Cinderalla's Royal Suite"

 
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Disney_Fan

Kyle is special. He gets Bon Voyage points.
 
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BlurryCat

Found this gem from 4 years ago where he heckled Gaston and Gaston called him puny and short.




Kyle says he's okay with his height and says he's 5'7" -- sure thing, squirt... maybe in Alexa's heels.

 
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Yunque01

“Management met me down here to take me up the escalator…” So then he goes all the way down to the entrance, sets up his caymera to claim that managment met him to take him up the escalators. Ok kylie, we totally believe you!

BTW, kylie. Rooms like that are a dime a dozen. My 1 bedroom at Pard Soleil by HGVC is not only larger but also has a full kitchen and clothes washer and dryer.

I have a Guest Relations friend who actually was invited to stay at the Cinderella Suite once. Do you want me to ask him how he managed that? Because we ALL know you will never be staying there.

Wow! Tha Swan gave you whoopie bars! They truly “hooked it up!”

I might be intrigued if they had paid for you to eat at Schula’s Steakhouse. Alas, they didn’t. You should ask them why they didn’t “hook it up, hook it up.”

Since you are so impressed with as you claim, micro details, why did you not point out the detail of the Frida Kahlo paintings (or prints) at the restaurant you ate at?? Right! Kylie Paylow=no culture AT ALL.

Lastly, It is the Swan and DOLPHIN. Not Swan and Delphin.
 
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BlurryCat


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He NEVER shuts up about his height around his "friends" in his older videos. Actually, he just never shuts up. They all look really annoyed. He also used to grab food off their plates too. No wonder he couldn't keep any friends.
 
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Yunque01

He never stays at any other Marriott hotels so those points wont ever add up to even a room upgrade anywhere within the Marriott catalog of hotels.
 
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