Kyle Pallo #41 Manchild moves into family-subsidized housing, pats himself on back

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Recap:
  • The douchebag was on the verge of homelessness but Nurse-Sister Farida arrived in town and secured the dunce a temporary demo apartment.
  • The apartment appears to be a family vacation get-away, funded by the Banker, since they'll be shacking up there on their monthly visits.
  • Casey took "us" shopping for basic necessities such as towels and soap dispensers, but Kile was more interested in Halloween decorations.
  • Big boy is on top of the world now and thinks all the hatters are jealous of his lug-jer-ee-ish luxury feeling apartment.
  • A few days after moving in, Kile takes off for a Vero Beach "staycation" (in Casey's car for better gas mileage) where he chips a tooth because he doesn't know how to use a fork.
  • Livestream grift-a-thon planned for Thursday so "we" can purchase more Restoration Hardware.
 
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Casey has to babysit Kyle while he plays in the kiddie pool before she can go in the ocean like an adult.
- come on buddy let’s try the ocean like a big boy
- no it’s scary
- it will be okay little buddy we’re just going in knee deep
- can we get food after
- sure kiddo anything little man wants
- weeeeee let’s gooooooooo
 
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Recap: Kylie moved into temporary housing and Mommy Casey took him out shopping. Furniture is expensive so he will be running a grift-a-thon to raise money. And for some Pallo Disney Trivia, Peter Pan flies to Neverland Netherland…
 
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He ate corn like it was more than corn.
 
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Kyle has the mental capacity of a pile of moldy on clouds and shit stained socks
 
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Kyle The Bachelor: The Vero Beach Chronicles Part 1: “Is It Varro or Veero?”

Making Kyle’s dream of being on ‘The Bachelor’ a reality:

 
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@Disneysensation quoted from previous thread:
The guy behind him has a look of disgust. Probably thinking “Who taught you how to use utensils to eat like that ?!?!”



He probably is wondering why a grown-ass man is referring to a fork as "forky". LOL
 
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A new place deserves a new outfit!
Courtesy of Susan Amen

And so fashion forward and timely.

 
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Restoration and Hardware per Kylie
 
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Netherland: “Second redlight to the right, and straight on till Target.”
 
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And why does he not know to use a knife and fork to eat the Eggs Benedict. He complained it was all a mess on his plate after smashing the eggs with his fork.
 
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Casey told him to use a fork and knife but he was like, “Why mommy. I’m just gonna use a fork.” fucking hick man baby.
 

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