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I still think Sister-Wife was sent down for such a long period of time (as she usually only stays around 2-3 days) is to find and secure a Big Boy apartment for Lil' Kylie. I just can't see the Clown Posse letting him be homeless.
My take is that the last time BankerMom was in town, the "business meeting" she was at with Kylie was them trying to find him an apartment. Lil' Kylie didn't like any of the ones within the price range that she agreed to help with, so I believe she got fed up and told him that he's on his own. Before she flew back to Wisconsin, she wrote him out a $5k check to put towards the first, last, and security for when he finds a place. Instead of using that for an apartment, the toddler went and blew it on the $5k Barbie couch. When the Clown Posse found out, Sister-Wife was sent down to help clean up Kylie's mess and keep him out of a homeless shelter.
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Hold the phone. He changed his hat, but its the same shirt. I can smell it from here.Add another one to the list.Left Behind: A Novel of the Forgotten Wallet
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Gonna have to get the ball at a later date.
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There must be more apartment drama behind the scenes. JoJo mentioned a big trip at the end of this month. Perfect timing to avoid Kyle’s hissy fits and whining.
I amended my theory above
I think the mom wrote him out a ~$5k check before she flew back home and gave it to Kyle since they couldn't agree on an apartment in time while she was there. And instead the idiot spent it all on the couch to impress Casey. That would explain the whole couch situation.I agree, it feels like there's a lot more drama going on behind the scenes regarding the apartment that we don't know about.
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Every time I read about Kyle and some sort of business meeting, I think of the movie "Romy and Michele's High School Reunion" with the characters at a truck stop and Romy asking if they offer "a business woman special". Because they are pretending to be "business women".
If that theory is correct, Sister-Wife is going to make a visit to Restoration Hardware to try and cancel the couch and get a refund and then make sure that money is used to secure the man-child an apartment. Maybe she'll try explaining that her 'special needs' brother made a big mistake and didn't know what he was doing.
When Kyle originally visited Restoration Hardware the first time, he said that it was too expensive and he wasn't going to buy anything from there. Then after he got the funds from mommy, meant for first/last/security, they went back again and he pissed it all away on the couch to impress Casey. We do know he has major issues with impulsive spending, which is why the mom needs to control and limit his account.
This would explain why he ended up with NO apartment and only ONE couch.
Anyway, that's my take on the whole situation.
When Kyle originally visited Restoration Hardware the first time, he said that it was too expensive and he wasn't going to buy anything from there. Then after he got the funds from mommy, meant for first/last/security, they went back again and he pissed it all away on the couch to impress Casey. We do know he has major issues with impulsive spending, which is why the mom needs to control and limit his account.
This would explain why he ended up with NO apartment and only ONE couch.
Anyway, that's my take on the whole situation.
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The reason he isn't packing or getting prepared is because of what all of us know. No apartment.
You mean “juicy” croissants. For Kyle, anything worth eating must be “juicy”, like pizza, steak, potatoes, etc.
Next life update.
He’s rented the most pristine storage unit.
We can at least collectively sigh in relief that he doesn't overdescribe things as...."moist."
And it must be Nummy! (Man child’s toddler babble:
Kylie and Farlexa trigger each other into infantile stages of each others’ lives. It is mesmerizing to watch.
Food critic sister-wife described the breakfast pastries as, “good and warm.” LOL
Food critic sister-wife described the breakfast pastries as, “good and warm.” LOL
Page 49 already?!? Is this a new record for Tattle? Kylie’s content must be getting “better” to get so much discussion! Farlexa and her lil’ baby bro should be proud! For anyone in the public eye, they should know bad publicity is still publicity! 
It’s how Kile describes his sister too
Thirty. Years. Old. Gah!
30 going on 13.
Newsflash......The new apartment has three toilets.
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In JoJo's vlog today at 12:25, he runs into Kyle at Food & Wine.
JoJo says "let's do a vlog together" and Kylie grits his teeth saying he's asked JoJo to vlog a million times and JoJo tells him "I gotta go my own way."
Little man always does that gritted teeth/low voice thing whenever he's raging. He's like an angry dwarf. Makes the potato story all that more believable.
JoJo says "let's do a vlog together" and Kylie grits his teeth saying he's asked JoJo to vlog a million times and JoJo tells him "I gotta go my own way."
Little man always does that gritted teeth/low voice thing whenever he's raging. He's like an angry dwarf. Makes the potato story all that more believable.
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He looks like the smell of mildew.In JoJo's vlog today at 12:25, he runs into Kyle at Food & Wine.
JoJo says "let's do a vlog together" and Kylie grits his teeth saying he's asked JoJo to vlog a million times and JoJo tells him "I gotta go my own way."
The captions are all screwed up:
"I've asked you a million times, trust me guys, I've asked a million times, he goes I gotta go my own way."
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Little man was raging beneath the surface.
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