Kyle Pallo 124 First class ass

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Too bad Casey doesn't have time to go to the free state-of-the-art gym a block away because whenever she's not working she has to cook and clean for Kylie.
 
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Kyle: “The couple that gets hats together…”
Casey: “Stays together!” she replied enthusiastically.
Kyle: “Goes on vacations together.” He corrects her. He’s not making any commitment!



Silly Casey! She thought Kyle wanted to stay with her. He only wants to vacation with her so she can chaperone him and shield him from big scary new people.
 
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Asking for a friend who’s an art con-O-sour:

Is this “statement piece” at the GF by Thomas Kincade? :unsure:

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Ohh I forgot to post this the other day when I was in the parks: A HALLOWEEN PAJAMA TOP!!! I couldn’t help but laugh thinking about oar boy. Maybe he’ll buy it and then wear it all year round like his nasty Halloween shirt that he wore today.
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Kyle Pallo’s latest “daily dose” is a 90-minute guided tour of Disney’s least interesting breakfast, narrated by a man whose personality has the consistency of the syrup on his $27 chicken and waffle.

The video starts with Kyle breathlessly unboxing earrings like a kid discovering glitter for the first time, only to spend five solid minutes mispronouncing the discount code for them. “CaseyFall15? No—CaseyFalls15? Oh gosh—CaseyFall15!” Riveting stuff.

Then it’s off to the Grand Fidian (he means Grand Floridian, but close enough for Kyle), where he marvels at… curtains. Actual curtains. He acts like Disney invented fabric. Every three minutes he gasps “oh my gosh!” at something unremarkable: a wall, a table, a carpet. He spends longer reviewing the carpet pattern than the food. By the time he gets to his “buttermilk fried chicken and waffle” he looks personally offended that it costs $27, as if Disney brunch is supposed to be priced like Waffle House.

Casey mostly sits there sneezing and nodding while Kyle waxes poetic about butter like it’s fine wine: “This butter is like icing on a cupcake.” You can practically hear the arteries hardening.

After brunch, the couple explores the Grand Floridian’s construction zones like they’re Indiana Jones uncovering ancient ruins. Kyle provides groundbreaking insights such as:



Eventually, they waddle over to Magic Kingdom, where Kyle spends another eternity narrating the obvious. He announces that “wait times are low,” then immediately predicts they’ll “go up, which they will.” Someone call the Weather Channel—Kyle’s clairvoyant.

Inside the park, he treats every minor observation like breaking news: “The Adventureland sign is back! I didn’t know it was gone!” He and Casey then buy matching cowboy hats after saying “yeehaw” at least nine times, because nothing screams “Disney Halloween” like a clearance-rack rodeo look.

The rest of the vlog is a dizzying blur of pointless updates—Pirates of the Caribbean chickens are running again, the new carpet still slaps, and Kyle forgets he already said it’s “humid like a toaster strudel in the oven.” By the time they leave, you’re not sure what happened or why it took him an hour to tell you about it.

Final verdict:
Kyle’s “Disney day” is less of a vlog and more of a caffeine-fueled monologue about waffles, wall colors, and humidity. It’s like watching a man narrate his way through a brochure in real time—except the brochure would be more concise, more informative, and probably less sticky.
They went to the “grand flo” because KC gets her CM discount there (my daughter did too when she was a CM).

Her pandering to Kylie at every turn to get a ring is like nails on a chalkboard, thank god people post clips here I can’t bear to watch the actual dumps. The fact she tried to complete the sentence with couples that buy hats stay together, which is correct and how the saying goes, he is just so stupid that he says vacation. She would have 100% mentioned that a year ago but she’s so close to the finish line and wants the ring.

And you don’t need to wear brown every day in the fall.

Are these people for real??
 
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I wrote Casey a DM long ago, about her BUTT always being shown, no reply. I sooo wanted to write a comment on his YT today. She should be ashamed to continue allowing him to do this, but it is more & more apparent, that she has turned & is all about grifting like he is. She won't let him film her feet, but freely lets her "constantly expanding & exploding BUTT" in each and every shot. She is just as bad as he is at this point.
Yep. He’s desperate for views at this point and she is catering to him. Those are much shorter jean shorts than she usually wears, not the Zara ones she used to swear by. Wear whatever you want, but it’s clear to see what’s happening here. New levels of low have been unlocked.
 
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Yeah, guess you had to be there :cautious: Not sure anyone would still get what you were saying if they were there. Comedy b hard.
I’m sorry she must have been mortified by his statement of a dollar, dude it’s not even a dollar at McDonald’s. Zero class, fing ZERO, and she knows it but is playing along. They’re both frauds.
 
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😂 🤣 I forgot about that video.
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Yes, I saved it, and yes, I watched it an embarrassing number of times and laugh every single time 😂.

I always crack up at the elevator part:

Casey: It’s time to go back to work, go
back to reality…
Kyle: BUT D23??!?
Casey: I’M NOT GOING TO D23!
Kyle: I knoooow… but we’re going to the airport!! (as if the airport is some great place that is going to cheer her up 😂)

And of course I laugh at that stupid dance he does in the Halloween shirt with that stupid face and his little legs 🤣🤣🤣
 
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She might be needing an extra extra extra medium too🤷🏼‍♀️
It's bulking season dontcha know. K&C have to pack it on to hibernate for the frozen tundra winter Florida "winter" months. Besides the couple that wears extra extra extra medium together, stays together goes on cruises together.
 
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Ohh I forgot to post this the other day when I was in the parks: A HALLOWEEN PAJAMA TOP!!! I couldn’t help but laugh thinking about oar boy. Maybe he’ll buy it and then wear it all year round like his nasty Halloween shirt that he wore today.
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He will have to wait for Casey to buy him one or maybe when Dadx3 comes down. The banker I'm sure tells him just buy him whatever so my phone is quiet for an hour.
 
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