Kyle Pallo 124 First class ass

[tnutz]

Kyle Pallo #125: The Only Big Thing Coming to the Channel is His Waistline

 

[bostongrL_317]

They went to the “grand flo” because KC gets her CM discount there (my daughter did too when she was a CM).

Her pandering to Kylie at every turn to get a ring is like nails on a chalkboard, thank god people post clips here I can’t bear to watch the actual dumps. The fact she tried to complete the sentence with couples that buy hats stay together, which is correct and how the saying goes, he is just so stupid that he says vacation. She would have 100% mentioned that a year ago but she’s so close to the finish line and wants the ring.

And you don’t need to wear brown every day in the fall.

Are these people for real??

Jury is out for me. She might (big might) get a ring and perhaps a wedding but kid, never. The whole happy marriage, house, white picket fence, and kids, I would say that ship has sailed but that ship never left the dock.

 

[Vyle Pallo]

While we are on the subject of BlurryCat videos that I have watched an unhealthy amount of times, I pray to GOD that Kyle and Casey go back to Scream-A-Geddon this year. That was one of my absolute favorite Kyle vlogs of all time because I seriously almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard at a scared shitless Kyle in the haunted houses (Based Chad who???). I was so entertained that I actually almost gave that video a thumbs up . I was VERY DISAPPOINTED that they did not go last year. I wonder if he got kicked off that media list too … I mean how do you manage to get kicked off a media list of a local haunted house event?? They probably didn’t appreciate how he filmed the houses with the light on his cockcam and blinding all the scare actors lol!

 

[bostongrL_317]

Yep. He’s desperate for views at this point and she is catering to him. Those are much shorter jean shorts than she usually wears, not the Zara ones she used to swear by. Wear whatever you want, but it’s clear to see what’s happening here. New levels of low have been unlocked.

Agreed. He is floundering for anything to give him an uptick. Soooo....when views go low, butts he must show. Gross and degrading.

 

[BlurryCat]

While we are on the subject of BlurryCat videos that I have watched an unhealthy amount of times, I pray to GOD that Kyle and Casey go back to Scream-A-Geddon this year. That was one of my absolute favorite Kyle vlogs of all time because I seriously almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard at a scared shitless Kyle in the haunted houses (Based Chad who???). I was so entertained that I actually almost gave that video a thumbs up . I was VERY DISAPPOINTED that they did not go last year. I wonder if he got kicked off that media list too … I mean how do you manage to get kicked off a media list of a local haunted house event?? They probably didn’t appreciate how he filmed the houses with the light on his cockcam and blinding all the scare actors lol!



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Lol when he ran waddled out of the house and left his "beautiful muffin" behind all alone Based alpha Chad. Trust.

 

[PhillyGuy1]

JoJo's cruise vlog with his real friends is very opposite of with Kyle. Lol They have fun.

JoJo is like a different person when he is having fun with his sister and his friends. The farce of a friendship which he and Kyle try to film in the vlogs doesn't work; it's tough to pretend to be friends and have it come across on film as being real. Obviously those two can't. JoJo's vlogs on the Utopia with his sister have been pretty decent to watch - unless the snooze fests that Pallo posts on his cruise vlogs. That's saying something for me, as I am not a JoJo fan either.

Today, JoHo and his sis and their entire friend group had a blast celebrating his one friend's 30th birthday. Needless to say, from the time they started the day early in the morning until they went to bed at almost 3am the following morning, they were feeling no pain! During their stop in the Bahamas, they did a pub crawl through Nassau. At the one bar, they had a wheel which patrons spin and have to do whatever they land on on the wheel. One of his friends landed on "Body Shot!" The birthday boy laid down on the bar, took off his shirt, and the friend had to drink the shot which the bartender poured on birthday boy's chest. All I could think of was how excited KP would have been if it were Nick lying on the bar, shirt off, and he got to slurp the shot off Nick's chest! The Bahamas really would have been Paradise for him.

 

[Vyle Pallo]

Lol when he ran waddled out of the house and left his "beautiful muffin" behind all alone Based alpha Chad. Trust.

I forgot the Michael Kay in 90 Seconds did a video on Scream A Geddon too !!


GOD they NEED to go this year! KYLE… PLEASE GO BACK THERE! I WILL GIVE YOU A THUMBS UP THIS TIME

 

[BlurryCat]

I forgot the Michael Kay in 90 Seconds did a video on Scream A Geddon too !!


GOD they NEED to go this year! KYLE… PLEASE GO BACK THERE! I WILL GIVE YOU A THUMBS UP THIS TIME

I'm surprised he's using his index finger here instead of his middle finger.

Although it looks like his other index finger is making phantom motions, so it must have really been a struggle and required a lot of concentration for the lil' guy.

 

[FartCumly]

While we are on the subject of BlurryCat videos that I have watched an unhealthy amount of times, I pray to GOD that Kyle and Casey go back to Scream-A-Geddon this year. That was one of my absolute favorite Kyle vlogs of all time because I seriously almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard at a scared shitless Kyle in the haunted houses (Based Chad who???). I was so entertained that I actually almost gave that video a thumbs up . I was VERY DISAPPOINTED that they did not go last year. I wonder if he got kicked off that media list too … I mean how do you manage to get kicked off a media list of a local haunted house event?? They probably didn’t appreciate how he filmed the houses with the light on his cockcam and blinding all the scare actors lol!



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My favorite part is him saying, "baby I can't see anything" while he has a bright light in his face while in a dark room. How this adult man gets through life each day is a miracle.

 

[Here4thefunz66]

JoJo is like a different person when he is having fun with his sister and his friends. The farce of a friendship which he and Kyle try to film in the vlogs doesn't work; it's tough to pretend to be friends and have it come across on film as being real. Obviously those two can't. JoJo's vlogs on the Utopia with his sister have been pretty decent to watch - unless the snooze fests that Pallo posts on his cruise vlogs. That's saying something for me, as I am not a JoJo fan either.

Today, JoHo and his sis and their entire friend group had a blast celebrating his one friend's 30th birthday. Needless to say, from the time they started the day early in the morning until they went to bed at almost 3am the following morning, they were feeling no pain! During their stop in the Bahamas, they did a pub crawl through Nassau. At the one bar, they had a wheel which patrons spin and have to do whatever they land on on the wheel. One of his friends landed on "Body Shot!" The birthday boy laid down on the bar, took off his shirt, and the friend had to drink the shot which the bartender poured on birthday boy's chest. All I could think of was how excited KP would have been if it were Nick lying on the bar, shirt off, and he got to slurp the shot off Nick's chest! The Bahamas really would have been Paradise for him.

100% agree with you. How can you have any fun with Kyle? First of all he does absolutely nothing but walk around the ship, talk nonsense and stuff his face. He never wants to do anything. You gotta give it to JoJo, though. When he is with his friends and his sister, he has a blast. And the whole thing is genuine. When he’s around Kyle, it is very forced and you can see it and feel it.

 

[airbusA330]

Kyle in a haunted house: Kyle b cat, but why?

 

[Adams & Brush]

I forgot about that video.
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Lol The confused way the little girl getting off the elevator looks at her is classic, as her father ushers her past “Don’t look directly at them, sweetie, they’re sick”

 

[bostongrL_317]

Kyle in a haunted house: Kyle b cat, but why?

Kyle in a haunted house in no order.....

Mommy (Casey) holding his hand
Shrieking uncontrollably
Possibly wetting himself
Asking "Can I film here" sign clearly saying NO
Him saying, "Disney does it better"
If food or smell, he will compare it to a cruise ship
Complain if there is any expenditure (Food, merch, etc...)

 

[bostongrL_317]

The whole JoJo thing is complicated. Watching him the night before the cruise vlog and how he treats his sister like a second-class citizen was gross. Having her sleep on the couch in his "new house" that daddy paid for is rude. He berates her and ignores her on the cruise (sound familiar?). Yet in his latest vlog that looks like it was shot in a fog he gets hammered and she (sis) gets him to his room. He's just like Pallo, me myself and I. Puppet perform, run my Patreon, and I reap the benefits. K&J hate each other but need each other to survive. The people they drag into their vlogs always look miserable. The "women" they court are superficial at best. Place holders and view drawers. They say Karma is a bus that hits hard, and every dog has its day, so I hope it's coming soon! All a board....

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Asking for a friend who’s an art con-O-sour:

Is this “statement piece” at the GF by Thomas Kincade?

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Hate to break it to Kyle but that paining has been there for 10+ years. The #3 Disney vlogger should already know this, right?

 

[jipeta2021]

Lmaaaooooo sure Jan!

 

[BlurryCat]

Another flex

 

[Disney_Fan]

We got gum and the stupid red backback today

 

[BlurryCat]

You hatters jelly?

VIP VIP VIP!!!

 

[Disney_Fan]

Complains the guide gets a 30 minute break