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Yeah, & he said he started investing just two & a half years ago. Forgive me for not being amazed by his momentous financial achievements. Seriously, oar guy’s stans are dumber & more gullible than even he is
With the size of that donkey she should be worried a little bit of dookie
doesn’t come out when sneezing 
Kyle Pallo’s latest “daily dose” is a 90-minute guided tour of Disney’s least interesting breakfast, narrated by a man whose personality has the consistency of the syrup on his $27 chicken and waffle.
The video starts with Kyle breathlessly unboxing earrings like a kid discovering glitter for the first time, only to spend five solid minutes mispronouncing the discount code for them. “CaseyFall15? No—CaseyFalls15? Oh gosh—CaseyFall15!” Riveting stuff.
Then it’s off to the Grand Fidian (he means Grand Floridian, but close enough for Kyle), where he marvels at… curtains. Actual curtains. He acts like Disney invented fabric. Every three minutes he gasps “oh my gosh!” at something unremarkable: a wall, a table, a carpet. He spends longer reviewing the carpet pattern than the food. By the time he gets to his “buttermilk fried chicken and waffle” he looks personally offended that it costs $27, as if Disney brunch is supposed to be priced like Waffle House.
Casey mostly sits there sneezing and nodding while Kyle waxes poetic about butter like it’s fine wine: “This butter is like icing on a cupcake.” You can practically hear the arteries hardening.
After brunch, the couple explores the Grand Floridian’s construction zones like they’re Indiana Jones uncovering ancient ruins. Kyle provides groundbreaking insights such as:
Inside the park, he treats every minor observation like breaking news: “The Adventureland sign is back! I didn’t know it was gone!” He and Casey then buy matching cowboy hats after saying “yeehaw” at least nine times, because nothing screams “Disney Halloween” like a clearance-rack rodeo look.
The rest of the vlog is a dizzying blur of pointless updates—Pirates of the Caribbean chickens are running again, the new carpet still slaps, and Kyle forgets he already said it’s “humid like a toaster strudel in the oven.” By the time they leave, you’re not sure what happened or why it took him an hour to tell you about it.
Final verdict:
Kyle’s “Disney day” is less of a vlog and more of a caffeine-fueled monologue about waffles, wall colors, and humidity. It’s like watching a man narrate his way through a brochure in real time—except the brochure would be more concise, more informative, and probably less sticky.
The video starts with Kyle breathlessly unboxing earrings like a kid discovering glitter for the first time, only to spend five solid minutes mispronouncing the discount code for them. “CaseyFall15? No—CaseyFalls15? Oh gosh—CaseyFall15!” Riveting stuff.
Then it’s off to the Grand Fidian (he means Grand Floridian, but close enough for Kyle), where he marvels at… curtains. Actual curtains. He acts like Disney invented fabric. Every three minutes he gasps “oh my gosh!” at something unremarkable: a wall, a table, a carpet. He spends longer reviewing the carpet pattern than the food. By the time he gets to his “buttermilk fried chicken and waffle” he looks personally offended that it costs $27, as if Disney brunch is supposed to be priced like Waffle House.
Casey mostly sits there sneezing and nodding while Kyle waxes poetic about butter like it’s fine wine: “This butter is like icing on a cupcake.” You can practically hear the arteries hardening.
After brunch, the couple explores the Grand Floridian’s construction zones like they’re Indiana Jones uncovering ancient ruins. Kyle provides groundbreaking insights such as:
Eventually, they waddle over to Magic Kingdom, where Kyle spends another eternity narrating the obvious. He announces that “wait times are low,” then immediately predicts they’ll “go up, which they will.” Someone call the Weather Channel—Kyle’s clairvoyant.
Inside the park, he treats every minor observation like breaking news: “The Adventureland sign is back! I didn’t know it was gone!” He and Casey then buy matching cowboy hats after saying “yeehaw” at least nine times, because nothing screams “Disney Halloween” like a clearance-rack rodeo look.
The rest of the vlog is a dizzying blur of pointless updates—Pirates of the Caribbean chickens are running again, the new carpet still slaps, and Kyle forgets he already said it’s “humid like a toaster strudel in the oven.” By the time they leave, you’re not sure what happened or why it took him an hour to tell you about it.
Final verdict:
Kyle’s “Disney day” is less of a vlog and more of a caffeine-fueled monologue about waffles, wall colors, and humidity. It’s like watching a man narrate his way through a brochure in real time—except the brochure would be more concise, more informative, and probably less sticky.
Hey Ca Sey, that hat looks great on you. I’ll buy it for you.
Oops, nevermind, I forgot I’m broke as a joke.
Oops, nevermind, I forgot I’m broke as a joke.
Ca Sey loves the cowboy hat but Kylie says it’s too expensive.
The hats are too much so the only way we get hats is if the narcissist toddler gets one too.
When will ca Sey realize she is just background decoration?
The hats are too much so the only way we get hats is if the narcissist toddler gets one too.
When will ca Sey realize she is just background decoration?
Dumb & dumber
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Anyone see if Casey went to pay for the hats with her discount? lol
I feel like he’s been wearing that same shirt for 3 weeks. yesterday he had it on and got soaked in the rain?
They are walking side by side, until Kylie spies a shot that may lead to more views.
Comment down below about Ca Sey’s down below.
Comment down below about Ca Sey’s down below.
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Are the hashbrowns on the side 1.00! Who asks that ? A brokeass loser thats who!
I completely agree. Lack of respect. Didn't know we treat deaf people like they have a severe intellectual disability.
This is exactly why I watch the Disney Expert Vloggers.
I figure I can save a ton of time if I can visually tell what the line is based on where the line is.
Kylie is a godsend.
I figure I can save a ton of time if I can visually tell what the line is based on where the line is.
Kylie is a godsend.
Just wait until winter when she's wearing leggings he'll have a field day
Oh boy, Kylie is getting Ca Sey a slushie.
Why does Ca Sey have to dig around in her purse first?
Why does Ca Sey have to dig around in her purse first?
Yep, $69 on a cowboy hat that she’ll wear over and over is a bridge too far, but the more health moron will hit Homecomin’ in Disney Spring & drop $50 on a one & done plate of fried chicken & a side of mac & cheese for himself like it’s nothing. Definitely treats her like a princess…
Maybe we should all tell him not to show casys ass and he’ll double down the same way he continues to eat on camera.
They make them that big
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