Kyle Pallo #12 Deep-Throating for DVC points!

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Today’s I Made a Mistake clickbait thumbnail is a big FU to anyone who dare mention he was wrong with his Ian coverage. Turns out his mistake was not completing a final click on the app for a Lightning Lane. The Disney sites are not that complicated but yet dumbass is always missing out on something because he forgets to finalize the transaction.
Wearing a shirt that says "SUPERDRY". What a douche.
 
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It's been obvious for a long time. It seems they can't even be in the same room together any more.
And once Kyle has read that I expect he'll make a video of them both acting like best friends, ever, just to prove me wrong.
Yes, he's that predictable.
I think Kyle is competitive with him and also doesn't want to be on JoJo time. He wants to get in and out and JoJo seems like the the type to roll out of bed and just see what happens. You only ever really see them together when Kyle can benefit from it.
 
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And once Kyle has read that I expect he'll make a video of them both acting like best friends, ever, just to prove me wrong.
Yes, he's that predictable.
That he is. In today's daily dump, says he's gonna be changing his t-shirts daily now. His fake positivity on park issues he regularly complains about won't last long though. He is who he is as evidenced by todays clickbait he "made a mistake title". More of the same.
 
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Thank goodness for that spark that motivated him to be just as tiresome and pathetic as alway!
 
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Wow, today's video is just a rambling hot mess, absolutely terrible. He's just phoning it in at this point and relying on dumbass clickbait titles. He realizes he's circling the drain of YouTube death and people are moving on.
 
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Wow, today's video is just a rambling hot mess, absolutely terrible. He's just phoning it in at this point and relying on dumbass clickbait titles. He realizes he's circling the drain of YouTube death and people are moving on.
That drain is so full of back hair. EDIT: Also, what little hair he had left on his head.
 
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I started watching him during COVID and found his enthusiasm for Disney charming. But, his idiocy, his blatant disregard for facts, his table manners, his constant bragging, his flagrant disrespect for people or rules (or science... the list goes on) made me stop. I can't even 'hatt' watch anymore.
Just wanted to put it out there- ME TOO!!! I was impressed at first. But.....here I am.....
 
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I think Kyle is competitive with him and also doesn't want to be on JoJo time. He wants to get in and out and JoJo seems like the the type to roll out of bed and just see what happens. You only ever really see them together when Kyle can benefit from it.
Jojo actually rides rides ands spends time at park too. Like riding everything at universal. Kyle can't be bothered to barely ride anything. Run in rope drop and out.
 
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Joho was invited to the Jungle Cruise movie premiere at Disneyland. Afterwards there was a VIP function for invited guests and certain attractions were open. Joho was seated next to John Stamos and had his camera im John’s face with the light on in the dark Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Joho didn’t realize John was annoyed and even when they got off the ride, Joho kept shoving his camera in John’s face to the point where John jokingly called on security so Joho would get the hint and leave him alone.
Is there a video of this?
 
Back in my Tour Guide days my friend Rob was his Tour Guide. I smoked back then. I went backstage to smoke and who comes walking out? My friend Rob, John and his wife, Rebecca Romijn. I was seated on a curb and she came and sat next to me to smoke. This was circa 1995. I had no idea who she was so no big deal. John came and stood next to both of us as we exchanged small talk and tried to join our conversation. (It is drilled into our heads to never act star struck) I paid him no mind because he was in my territory back stage. Excused myself because my break was over, said bye to my friend Rob, ignored John snd left. Felt like crap for ignoring him but back then Disney was not kidding about not paying celebrities any special attention if you weren’t their assigned VIP Guide. Sorry so long, just wanted to share my story when you said you loved John S.
Small world, you and I are from similar tour guide eras. When it was a part of Guest Relations, but with seniority and experience came the more high profile tours.
 
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Jojo actually rides rides ands spends time at park too. Like riding everything at universal. Kyle can't be bothered to barely ride anything. Run in rope drop and out.
Absolutely. One of JoJo's ride every ride videos is like the equivalent of 5 days of work for Kyle.
 
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kyle PayLow, you don't plan jack sh!t!

From transcripts because I don't want to watch:

nope I didn't do it right Safari yup I​
think what I did was I purchased well I​
was looking for the navi and it made me​
purchase the genie and then I forgot to
do an extra click to book
Navi River Journey​
even I make mistakes there's a lot of
clicking a lot of planning when you come
to Disney Parks I didn't even like​
that's embarrassing anyways I actually​
kind of want to see where the line is​
because it's an 80 minute wait the​
line's really not that far out​
 
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Turns out his mistake was not completing a final click on the app for a Lightning Lane.
Forgetting to complete purchases seems to be a common theme of late.

A video from April showed up in my feed today and man the summer has not been kind to him. The decline has been pretty rapid but cruise food and copious booze will do that to ya...especially when you add to that the stress of a dwindling bank account. I'd wager a guess that he spends about the same amount of time at the parks as other vloggers...the difference is that successful vloggers actually have other streams of revenue between short form content, providing content for businesses (like Sam), blogs to actually help travelers, etc. (or...you know...a real job that supplements the fun side gig).
 
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Small world, you and I are from similar tour guide eras. When it was a part of Guest Relations, but with seniority and experience came the more high profile tours.
Excellent. Yes, it was part of Guest Relations. I have numerous stories under my belt. I lucked out on a few very good assignments.
 
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A video from April showed up in my feed today and man the summer has not been kind to him. The decline has been pretty rapid but cruise food and copious booze will do that to ya...especially when you add to that the stress of a dwindling bank account.
yup....I was thinking that the other week when one of his NYC or DC videos from the end of April popped up. He actually looked decent, fresh haircut, and he was wearing stuff other than stained Superdry shirts. And he wasn't just phoning it in. Honestly, he really is at his best when hes at a new place, seeing something new. Right now, you can tell hes bored of Disney. He has the ability to go anywhere, i'm not sure why hes just hanging around phoning it in at the parks. (probably a money thing, most likely)

Maddison, girl, better paint your fingernails white, because you're about to be feeding Kyle Pallo on YouTube !! :oops: 🙃😝
 
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Feel a bit guilty I spent a second looking at today’s craptastic Poolow’ vlog, but I did just to feel the heat of that new inner fire burning down in his soul.🔥🫣😕

If that’s his new fire, well, I’ve seen fireflies with effin’ hotter flames. What a predictably lazy mole and useless grifting taker he is.🫢🤢🤮
 
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Feel a bit guilty I spent a second looking at today’s craptastic Poolow’ vlog, but I did just to feel the heat of that new inner fire burning down in his soul.🔥🫣😕

If that’s his new fire, well, I’ve seen fireflies with effin’ hotter flames. What a predictably lazy mole and useless grifting taker he is.🫢🤢🤮
I’d say the cognitive dissonance with him is strong.
 
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