Krusties #8 Pull up a beanbag, enjoy with mates, thread of fun, defo no hates

[Rita Chevrolet]

I make them as and when he's eaten the jarfull. I also do pickled onions - mine are Satan's Shallots because they are deadly! - I make them because by the time they get here they're all soft, squidgy and yukky and he MOANS!
The stink of the boiled spiced vinegar is ghastly

 

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You won't say that next time I'm off work for a week or two, I don't sleep, I sometimes go to bed when the birds get up, I'll have you up all night no cheeky remarks please, I can hear mop buckets approaching by the Hinchload

I'll bite my tongue lol

 

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Goodnight Facie and Notty. Sleep well. Love MrsC xxxx

Good night Mrs C xxx

 

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Gotta hit the shower now

Oh god, don't 'jump' in it will you that phrase always makes me laugh. Is your frickin shower tray a trampoline?

 

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Evening all. Hope you're all well I've had a busy couple of days, I had a leak, damage to the ceiling...didn't know where it came from and neither does the plumber? So now it's going to be a builder...failing that I'll try a gynaecologist
Anyway I've been over to the skanky thread and it's the same old shite. Awful mess. I'm with dolly Problem is people are getting the hump and coming here. Now I have all the time in the world for our usuals. It did get too busy last week and I didn't join in. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I share alot. I wouldn't if it became too busy here
I actually was very close to starting a new thread just for our friendships here! Not say anything just hope you'd find my sexy jelly men
I am not into cliques, I just don't like most people

Oh dear Ems my lovely hope you manage to get that sorted soon, hassle you can do without right now xx don't you stay away either, just post round........I'm not going anywhere, having a laugh too much on here, I can't even be bothered with catching up over there at the minute. It's too tedious. As I said the other day, keep all the kids out of the public eye and it'd be much better for them.

If we do get thread snatched, we can decamp and have a bunk up elsewhere, it's not a problem xx

 

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Oh god, don't 'jump' in it will you that phrase always makes me laugh. Is your frickin shower tray a trampoline?

Wish it was lol

Wish it was lol

This song popped into my head !!!

 

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Yes I agree with him, must get some sleep or we will be no good in the morning.
Speak tomorrow, sweet dreams and if they aren't sweet make sure they are good

Oh they'll be good allright night night my friend xx

Goodnight Facie and Notty. Sleep well. Love MrsC xxxx

Nanight Mrs C, lots of love, you sleep tight too xx

 

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Well keep it to yourself otherwise them damn mop buckets will start clanking seriously, what do you think the birthday fairy will bring you, anything nice? Or the usual socks, underpants & a lynx gift set

Told folks i don't need anything...that just made it worse now its a full on panic to get me something lmao

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Hi Dolly, I had to check. Apparently they’re Mrs Emery and Maggie Blackamoor, lol

Thanks Harri.Loved em.

 

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Hello Pom. I'm going to have to put mine on safe search as I think my search history is a bit questionable these days. I had a spam email the other day from some ass trying to extort money from me saying I've been watching porn and masturbating and are going to share it all with my contacts but will keep it quiet for a fee. LMAO.

It's only since I've been looking at the vids and pics on here. Hi facie. Are you okay lovely xx

I got the same spam email a few months ago lol

 

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I can have 2 pints and be fucked for days..older I get the longer the hangover lasts. Plus I hate pubs now the smell makes me ill lol

The older I get, the more I can't be doing with drunken fuckwits, I rarely go out to hostelries any more. You're best off on your sofa with the dog and us Tattle ladies my friend

 

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Evening my friends night shift clocking on, are we all ok folks? Xx

Sadly, that thread has been going awry for a while, lots of old posters missing or just lurking. We had the respect not to pick the kids to bits Dolly, I haven't caught up yet so not seen what you said but good for you lady

Stormy if they take over this thread, nay mind, well just make shiny new nother one for the Krusties OG's xx

Glad you've clocked on for the night shift facey xx

 

[MrsCranky]

Hello xx
Thank you very much xx
Lol very true I don't like anything like that ..and certainly if Katie is part of it, she's looks awful lol.
Yes that's right Brixham again for four days I be active when I'm back again and send you a few boat pics to you xx
It soon come round with your hoilday the months are flying past and I guess your very excited on going xx
Big Pom hugs and lots of love to you from your friend Pom xx




Ohhhhh be very careful, esp on scammers..they try anything to make money from people. That's a very bad threat but I bet they sent to quite a few people and be careful with emails you don't recognise..even opening them can cause a virus.
I get ones I put in my spam on my phone..about picking up a parcel and needing to pay..lol I egnore them everytime. Love Pom xx

Thanks Pom. I will. Love MrsC xxxx

 

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Lol I'll join you with me vape lol

You ain't getting out of your own party that easy matey I've thought of a brilliant present for you too xx

Thanks facehugger, Yes, depop was a headache at times

I know it was lovely, and often you were suffering with your foot wasnt it? You did so well keeping track of it all

 

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I'll bite my tongue lol

For now, knowing you I'm going to have to get some sleep now though, done nothing all day so don't know why I'm tired tonight xx

 

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The older I get, the more I can't be doing with drunken fuckwits, I rarely go out to hostelries any more. You're best off on your sofa with the dog and us Tattle ladies my friend

Totally agree, best place to be..I don't have any social media so this place does me just fine.
I'm getting now that I can't be arsed with anyone now lol, so having you guys to chat to and talk to is great

 

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For now, knowing you I'm going to have to get some sleep now though, done nothing all day so don't know why I'm tired tonight xx

Me too...sleep well and speak again tomorrow..sweet dreams

 

[EyeOfTheHawk2]

Alarm went off at 6:30AM (fuck) Got to Maidstone for 9AM, ended up in near Pinner in the afternoon
and my final drop in Surrey Keys. Home 8:10, IT WAS FUCKING COLD ALL DAY!! I froze and my bladder
was playing silly fuckers. How come I drink a flat white and 2 hours later piss about 1 litre??? why is that?

Anyway came home to an Email from TFL who have cancelled my PCN, some cunt issued a ticket when I
was collecting a package, I was parked on a red route loading area. The twat who issued the ticket told
me he was instructed to do so which I mentioned in my appeal. I've been using those loading areas since
the red routes first started and this was the first ever ticket. I didn't tell TFL that, it was in reserved in case
my appeal failed.

So all in all a fucking good day, except for seeing 2 BP garages charging 1.67 a litre!!! And yet a BP local to
me is charging 1.56.

I'm having my cold meat and chips with Mayo.....

Don't forget to put some bird food out to keep the robins coming to your garden and can I suggest you leave your garage door propped ajar and prepare a suitable place on a high shelf, such as an old plant pot, to encourage them to build a nest. They also like nesting in sheds so leaving a small gap into that could also yield a result. Nesting season starts soon so now's the time to provide our red breasted feathered friends with a safe and inviting location.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I love pickled beetroot in sandwiches or with baked potato, cheese and butter. In fact I like most things which are pickled, vegetables anyway.

I remember years ago mum would pickle cauliflower, green beans, green tomatoes and chicoria she called it, a type of bitter lettuce. She stored them in those old sweet jars, the large rectangular ones you used to get, in the garage.

I used to do piccalilli and pickled onions,they went done a treat as the onions were nice and crunchy not soft.Yes I like fresh beetroot in a sarnie.

 

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Reporting for the night shift @Facehugger