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Facehugger

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I'm coming over for a foot wash xx


No ferret well I'm disappointed my dear. I've got leftover spagbol with cheese. I've been watching Jam and Jerusalem today. I love Kate Rusby's music in that series
He'd have to make sure he got right in between your toes Mrs C, hope you haven't got ticklish feet 🀣🀣 right, see, now that's what I want now, spag bol & garlic bread, I haven't got any though 🀣🀣🀣❀😘

Facie. Good god I can remember the redifusion man coming. And there was a slot in our telly for fifty pences.
Yep, that's it!!! I can remember Channel 4 and 5 both starting too 🀣❀

Not pork, It's beef.
Just, like, poke that pudding across a bit with your fork & put a bit of mint sauce on that cabbage and I'll give you the full 10 πŸ˜ŠπŸ€—
 
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not on my watch

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Good, good. Whatever you want poppet 🀣 Agenda item 2 on mine is I'm increasing our OF subs to £1. There's something on it about 'tipping"" I have no idea what that's all about, unless it's the 3.30 at Cheltenham, still jump season at the min 🀣🀣❀❀❀
I think a £1 sub is a bargain...tipping! Isn't that something to do with pushing cows over lol ❀❀❀
 
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Facehugger

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Hello Pom. I'm going to have to put mine on safe search as I think my search history is a bit questionable these days. I had a spam email the other day from some ass trying to extort money from me saying I've been watching porn and masturbating and are going to share it all with my contacts but will keep it quiet for a fee. LMAO.

It's only since I've been looking at the vids and pics on here. Hi facie. Are you okay lovely xx
Oh Eck Mrs C, what in earth have you been looking at?? 🀣🀣🀣🀣 I'm ok thank you, bless you, hope you are good ❀😘😘 xx
 
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In certain cases they'd be the best sort Mrs C 🀣🀣 American tan only though 🀣🀣😘vxx
I use them as a man repellent to keep them away from my sexy legs but when I take them off to go swimming the swimming pool man is wild for me even though my swimming costume is horrid and my breaststroke is even more horrifying and I haven't shaved my legs for weeks

Speak tomorrow Hugger ❀❀❀

Good night @MrsCranky
Goodnight Notty. Love MrsC xxxx
 
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Facehugger

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Fingers crossed it gets better.
The Eastenders thing did me in last night, so unnecessary, I don't care what people are watching on tele when I'm on a KP thread. I sit on a couple of other threads and it doesn't happen on there, if no ones got much to say about the particular person the threads stays quiet until someone then mentions the person again, how it should be really.
Haha I probably couldn't beat many in big boobs comp, stomach or chins I could 🀣
Oh I know, ridiculous intit. I don't care either but why post EastEnders waffle, when it's nothing at all to do with her, I didn't get that at all. Stop here with us, you'll be allright 😘.

@not on my watch I see you ❀❀❀ xx
 
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Alarm went off at 6:30AM (fuck) Got to Maidstone for 9AM, ended up in near Pinner in the afternoon
and my final drop in Surrey Keys. Home 8:10, IT WAS FUCKING COLD ALL DAY!! I froze and my bladder
was playing silly fuckers. How come I drink a flat white and 2 hours later piss about 1 litre??? why is that?

Anyway came home to an Email from TFL who have cancelled my PCN, some cunt issued a ticket when I
was collecting a package, I was parked on a red route loading area. The twat who issued the ticket told
me he was instructed to do so which I mentioned in my appeal. I've been using those loading areas since
the red routes first started and this was the first ever ticket. I didn't tell TFL that, it was in reserved in case
my appeal failed.

So all in all a fucking good day, except for seeing 2 BP garages charging 1.67 a litre!!! And yet a BP local to
me is charging 1.56.

I'm having my cold meat and chips with Mayo.....
Kinell, sounds like you've had a great day, NOT!!! Why do some idiots just have to be such damn jobsworths, you'd think they'd give people like you a break this time of year at least πŸ™„πŸ˜” dickheads!!😘
 
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EyeOfTheHawk2

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There used to be music going on here.. I loved it.. someone called Timz was the usual DJ .. spinning the tracks 🀣🀣
Let's hope he returns and gets back behind the decks because I've only got about 300 songs on my USB stick and despite having it on 'shuffle' I'm getting some repeats after several weeks of usage. I'd slip into my disco suit now except it's over 30 years old and the trousers are 34" waist and I'm now 38" :( .
 
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not on my watch

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Evening gang,hope we're all well...just had a nap and have woke up feeling absolutely fucking rough.
Note to self...never have a nap on the sofa lol
 
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I think I better had behave, son's just shouted 'What you doing blasting out Beachball at this time of night Mother?' 🀭 Just who is the bloody parent here I wonder 🀣🀣 i best shut myself up and get to sleep I guess πŸ‘½πŸ€—β€πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜ xx
Yes I agree with him, must get some sleep or we will be no good in the morning.
Speak tomorrow, sweet dreams and if they aren't sweet make sure they are good πŸ˜‰β€β€β€
 
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