Krusties #8 Pull up a beanbag, enjoy with mates, thread of fun, defo no hates

[not on my watch]

I had a call last year to get my CCTV on at work, a random creature had been spotted running round the site. It was a ferret they were all shouting, someone's brought a bloody ferret in and it's escaped

Nope, on further investigation it was actually a MINK. It'd come to have a drink from the lake, see if the drive through was open for a fishy breakfast, then wandered back off from where it came

All we see at work is fucking idiots

 

[wise after the event]

Me neither because I'm on Fentanyl patches for fybo & it removes pain so I have mobility but no side effects what's so ever.

i got fibro too

 

[not on my watch]

Another busy day at work lol

 

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Just seen her tits, all three of them.

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The nicest looking thing on that picture is the bloody boat

He's got an ample set as well...that's a lot of tits right there

I see the discussion to go with the picture;

"COLE, why ain't you looking at my tits then, I'm charging people now aswell"

"Fuck off dolly, I got my own tits and they is real innit, I ain't paying for yours ffs"

'Why aren't you looking at my tits Cole?'
'Im fed up with seeing them Dolly, so is every fucker else'

 

[MrsEms]

But only for a few seconds, just incase a ghost/monster/serial killer decides to touch them.

It's the monster under the bed that worries me, though my husband says the monster would have to have a death wish to go near my feet

 

[not on my watch]

That's it Stormy, you get suitably bunked up for the afternoon

My dog would love your feet in that case Mrs C, he'd give them a lovely wash for you x

Bunked up and chilled

 

[not on my watch]

That's what kids are for innit to be trained in our tastes so they can take us when we can't be bothered to do the driving. Method in the madness! Oh that's good, I'm not surprised you love it unfortunately my role isn't something I can do from home in my undercrackers on the bottom half & work wear on the top half, otherwise I flippin well would do. Roll on April Fools Day for me, I get nearly 3 weeks off then

You got anything planned for your 3 weeks off xxx

God this is a flashback. Nothing good on telly, turned over to Forces TV and they’re showing an 80s comedy called Watching. Anyone remember it? The lead actor has a very prominent nose.

 

[MrsCranky]

Awwww Mrs C me too.fuck it I say,it’s so fucking cold here as well.Bollocks.

Dolly it's sunny here in Wales but I have my heating on. I was really cold when I went downstairs. X

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Do you need the gloves!!!

I found a picture of Hugger looking underneath your helmet, Allan

 

[MrsCranky]

Aw @MrsCranky I'm so sorry for your loss x

Thank you very much Lovely. I don't know why Im typing in bold. Poor lovely was only 66. God love her. She was a sweetie and had a very kind heart. I'm gutted

 

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I love that one!
Goodnight my lovely, enjoy your dinner...wash your hands

Night Ems melove, sleep tight xx

 

[MrsEms]

Just seen her tits, all three of them.

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He's got an ample set as well...that's a lot of tits right there

I see the discussion to go with the picture;

"COLE, why ain't you looking at my tits then, I'm charging people now aswell"

"Fuck off dolly, I got my own tits and they is real innit, I ain't paying for yours ffs"

 

[Gullri]

Good morning! Loved reading your crazy messages in the morning 7 o clock here. Drs appointment at 830-what a way to start the day! More coffee for me and tea for you my british friends

always a bit confused about English British Scottish but anyway

 

[Facehugger]

We're all well trained lol

Oh look! Methinks I spy a Rotty or a Dobe under there, I might have to get Sir Gobby one

 

[not on my watch]

Just spat my water out has she had another boob job! They looked massive in the DM!

They are virtually under her chin now lol...they can't be comfortable to carry around lol

 

[MrsEms]

I love reading but found I wasn’t reading as much so I joined a book club. We meet up once a month in a pub and spend about 5 minutes talking about the book and then just have a few drinks. I’ve read some really good books that I never would have considered had they not been suggested by the book club

That sounds really nice. I am shy and would struggle with that! It would be a couple of drinks to make me feel comfortable then I'd talk, you'd forget about the books

Not that I'm naughty or anything but...

 

[Facehugger]

I dont mind them big...but that's taking the piss


She will fall over with all the weight in one lol


If you're offering to help,I won't say no

Ok, bend over then big boy, I'll get my rubber gloves on and my ointment out, have you sorted in no time xx

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I've been skim-reading all day so catching wee bits here and there. You can tell it's ready to blow up if someone doesn't chuck water over it soon. I hope you bringing it up knocks it on the head.

It never ever got like that when us lot was on there,we laughed took the piss out of the pair of them,we didn’t mention kids..it’s getting fucking mumsnet..Tattle mods detest that..WhichI agree..I don’t want it closed best ever thread..But..some weird fuckers on there.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Thinking of starting giving tips for everyday things

today is washing up
1. Clear plate of debris
2. Give quick rinse under cold tap
3. Fill sink or clean washing up bowl with hot water couple squirts washing up liquid. Swish around so it’s good and bubbly
4. Wash up using sponge or brush
5. Rinse in hot water and put in dish rack

I let my plates etc dry naturally or you can dry with clean cloth and put away.

Hope you found this useful.

Nurse!

Harri you are on top form this morning.

 

[not on my watch]

Afternoon folks, just had a look on the price thread. A lot of talk going on about nothing!