Krusties #8 Pull up a beanbag, enjoy with mates, thread of fun, defo no hates

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I haven't got dressed today. I can't be bothered. I'm thinking of making a Cillit Bang cocktail. @MrsEms don't read it as Clit bang again x

Bless you, how are you feeling today, are you ok? It was my friends funeral yesterday, hope you are coping lovely xx

 

[not on my watch]

So guys, what are you all getting for my birthday next week....and no I don't need a zimmer frame lol...well not yet

 

[Harrigan]

Morning all


MrsC so sorry to hear about your friend, sending you my love

I’m going Through one of those phases of my computer needs rebooting. I was asleep last night and I had the first line of a poem but got stuck after that!

Oh well, take care and have a nice weekend

 

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They are virtually under her chin now lol...they can't be comfortable to carry around lol

Yeah, biggest pair of tonsils I've ever seen, sillicunt!

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

You dirty pussy night night missus, sleep tight, mind the chest bugs don't bite xx

haha It'll be ok as long as they're not cocaine-addicted Ladybugs. Night, lovely...and all the krusties.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Hi everyone, how are you?

grey day today but dry,

I cut my cats nails today and brushed him, I’m finding hair everywhere these days even in the fridge!

anyway this is my latest quilt you will need your sunglasses

take care

That is lovely Harry

 

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Fucker to get off though lol


She is finally getting the op to be a ladyboy

I bet, I'd need one with a long curly tail appendage, I don't quite think it'd suit somehow

 

[didn't want to join]

Hmmm. What would it be called if you made a pie with it with mashed tatties on the top? What's a ferret handler called folks (other then Seth or Amos)??

**one handler was called reggie** he used to bring two ferrets to my kid's junior school. They had little harness and lead (also a little body warmer type thing on the cooler days) and they'd wait in the playground for his grandkids to come out of class (he was there too like, they weren't just hanging around, in a boujee gillet )

Eventually, a moaning maggot kicked off about Health & Safety (even though her offspring was a toad ) and the little ferrets were banished. I was gutted as they were just little loves and never nipped anybody.

 

[MrsEms]

Mmmm

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon.
Three thousand vaults went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon

I'm sorry, it was kinda welsh themed and I learnt it in school...amongst some others

I just did this in a snoop dog rap in my head
Time to go to bed..




Mary had a little lamb,
Her midwife fainted

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Yes, that does happen in old age...as long as it's serviceable, chin up

Yes,the old sayin is tight as a fishes arse and that’s water tight.

 

[MrsEms]

Ferrets are so cute

So quiet and boring on the price thread!!

More conspiracies than the conspiracy theory thread Though I am slightly suspicious about a superfan mentioned earlier I had already thought some comments were strange...it's hard to get the jist of a written word without the tone of a voice I suppose

I haven't got a tattoo because it's not my style. Some are beautiful works of art. I cried when I saw my brother's tribute to my mum. Stunning artwork
I had thought of getting a small tattoo on my arse for my husband as a fun 20th anniversary present...just his name, he said he would do the same, have HIS name tattooed on his arse. The shite

 

[not on my watch]

You know me by now I speak my mind. I am annoyed by celebs who supposedly design their clothing line and say “I designed it so it gave you a nipped in waist”, “I made it so the sleeves revealed a lovely print when you rolled them back”. No you didn’t, the designer did that. Pisses me off and no I have never bought clothing by a celebrity.

My famous tale I saw a lovely bracelet Kylie Minogue was wearing. I bought it, it turned my wrist green and in the bin it went.

Scrooge is early this year!

lol the predictive text came out with Kylie Minotaur!

Minotaur sounds better lol

 

[didn't want to join]

Ooooh we just received a couple more bookings.......

@Facehugger will be handing out Hugs to the Face for anyone needing medical assistance due to **cough** too much merriment

@Jersey Girl is scouring the best of the best undies outfitters for the frilliest of frilly items.

@EyeOfTheHawk2 is currently keeping an eye out for our resident Quizmaster

@okeep - sweating out a bit here mate, hope you've got some cracking top 5 fun questions sorted

***back later with more special guests***

 

[not on my watch]

Everyone seems to be dying around me. I think its because of the age we are. There's more funerals than marriages or christenings now.

I've lost a lot of school friends over the past 10 years...all taken away far too soon

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Hello all.. glad to be in the mad house / bad house...my cats follow me into the toilet on many occasions ... I get my revenge by not letting them out till I've done .. !!!

lol Bloody cats. They're like the Hokey cokey....in out, in out, shake it all about. I open doors more than the doorman at the Ritz does. Yet, still we love them.

 

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Can you come into work with me tomorrow and tell my bosses that please lol.
Mum fishfinger flavoured pancakes!...that would scar you for life

It did, that's why I don't bloody like them!

Oh of course, I'll do a full health & safety inspection (her-hermm) and risk assessment to make sure you're not lifting stuff you shouldn't be after a work related accident & while you're still recovering & ask to look at whether they continually refresh their staff training regularly in regards to manual handling (her-hermm again) will that do for starters?

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Hello everyone... hope everyone's OK... I'm proper pissed off atm.. I got covid end of December and am still off work and still ill with it... 9 wks it's been and still no end 2 infections 2 lots of antibiotics now got pleurisy.. going for more xrays.. off work still. I'm self employed so no work no wages... sorry to go on but its exhausting.. and trying keep going with day to day life ..when your physically ill and mentally tired .. had grandkids again this wkend and am shattered lol... omg let me get bk to my normal self.. sorry for the rant but I've just got a minute to relax and wanted to vent... xxx


Oh so sorry I'm just having a rant of my own... will report my message.. take care xx

No….everyone is entitled to rant! Rant on please xx

 

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Come left as well

Ok I've lowered the tone massively....

You've missed me, admit it

Back with a bang to do what you do best lady (cheer everybody up)

Disaster!!!

I've run out of Branston pickle...

Use Brown sauce instead, as needs must!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I tell you watching craft these days is so complicated don’t know if I’m coming or going. The other day a bloke froze whilst demonstrating sewing then a completely different channel appeared for 5 mins, then back to old channel.


In the old days we only had 4 TV channels and I vividly remember this black and white telly with knobs you had to push in and out and an aerial you were forever moving to get a better signal.

Aw, happy days

Awww in my youf Harri it was just one channel BBC,tele finished about 10 pm (might have been earlier) then commercial Tv came along but you had to have your TV set Commercialised by Tv engineer,it was a box on Tv.obviously later came BBC2.

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Good for you my friend, and there you will be staying too

What's everyone having/had for dinner today? I've had chocolate biscuits, no ferret, I'll have my tea later tonight.

Roast chicken tonight