Krusties #25 Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. The Krusties are Great - WooHoo!

[Dollylovesshoes]

Hi all, I am pleased to announce that I am now expecting TRIPLETS!!

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Oh my they are so beautiful Cakky.

 

[Harrigan]

Morning all,

we’re back to the red hot and Randy episode of Man About the House!

oh dear mix up George things Chrissie has been in a blue movie!

the tenant with the open shirt to his navel was a right slimy git! Cheesecloth for all!

Laundry today

Cakky congratulations beautiful kids you’ve got will be busy

Rita I’m making you a new award services to pies, MrsEms is joint winner for feeding the troops you for adapting to human and animal requirements

Dolly sending you a large currant bun to dribble on sweetie

have a good day x

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Show pictures of your lovely purchases, I do love to see Also can you post the recipe for 'Rita's mansion pie'. It would be appreciated. Xxx

Oh its just the usual Cottage Pie I make but this one turned out bloody enormous, like a Mansion rather than a twee little cottage! Mine also contains onion, mushroom, a handfull of peas, carrot, tomato and baked beans plus salt ' pepper and a splash of Worcestershire sauce. Even after sending our friend home with a slab I still have two other servings in the freezer now!
Hello all, I hope you days are proceeding well

 

[Harrigan]

Gosh it’s quiet on here where is everybody? I’m going to have to start dressing up as Jessica Alves to get the punters in I see!

Oh well carry on people whatever you’re doing!

 

[MrsEms]

Gosh it’s quiet on here where is everybody? I’m going to have to start dressing up as Jessica Alves to get the punters in I see!

Oh well carry on people whatever you’re doing!

I'm here...better late than never
Hope everyone is fine and dandy

Oh Jessica Alves, quite the stunner. I saw this earlier and for some reason thought of her

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Nighty night from me xxx

 

[Harrigan]

Tips for keeping you warm

eat turnips
Blow a raspberry
Wear your duvet when you go shopping
Wear your underwear outside your clothes
Pull your hoodie over your mouth
Get Dolly to fart on you before you go outside

best other suggestion wins a years worth of pie a la maison made by la belle Rita

 

[Facehugger]

Hi all, I am pleased to announce that I am now expecting TRIPLETS!!

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Cakky my darling, would you like to share? Can I please have ginger and white one? Reminds me so much of my lovely old ginger lady I adopted & we lost 4 years ago. I need another ginger cat.....

Evening my lovelies hope you are all ok, still catching up tonight xx
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I'm here...better late than never
Hope everyone is fine and dandy

Oh Jessica Alves, quite the stunner. I saw this earlier and for some reason thought of her

Ems that's made me titter a bit somewhat this evening my love xx

 

[Harrigan]

Titter ye not
Fart a lot
Pick your nose on the run
Flick your hair
No underwear
Flash your bits in the sun

By a patient in Broadmoor self funded

 

[Facehugger]

Titter ye not
Fart a lot
Pick your nose on the run
Flick your hair
No underwear
Flash your bits in the sun

By a patient in Broadmoor self funded

I'd rather titter not Twitter.
I don't fart a lot.
Only on waking in a morning,
Then it's gone till evening somewhat.
Flick your underwear hair,
Do you mean Mrs Poet?
I'd much rather not.........

Xx

 

[Facehugger]

Right folks, quiz time. What is this, what is it for? Made of plastic, it comes apart, it's the size of two B cup size flat baps?

Never seen anything like it, answers on a postcard please

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Right folks, quiz time. What is this, what is it for? Made of plastic, it comes apart, it's the size of two B cup size flat baps?

Never seen anything like it, answers on a postcard please

Look like little dishes for jam or something!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Salut! Flying in, swooping out!
No idea what that thing is Harri - is it something clinical??

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Salut! Flying in, swooping out!
No idea what that thing is Harri - is it something clinical??

Facey posted it Rita.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Dolly I was just reading about the dog attacking two police horses in Vicky Park yesterday! The hole owner just stood and watched FGS! Our dogs are half American Bulldog - the girl is most like her mother and as such she cannot be trusted with other dogs (the boy is a wally like his dad was). Jeez the amount of dog fights I've waded into to sort out and this POS just stood there smirking Well sad to say the Dog Will Be Blamed Entirely when in fact the one reponsible is the hole allowing her to run loose in the park unmuzzled just to begin with. God I hate some people

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Dolly I was just reading about the dog attacking two police horses in Vicky Park yesterday! The hole owner just stood and watched FGS! Our dogs are half American Bulldog - the girl is most like her mother and as such she cannot be trusted with other dogs (the boy is a wally like his dad was). Jeez the amount of dog fights I've waded into to sort out and this POS just stood there smirking Well sad to say the Dog Will Be Blamed Entirely when in fact the one reponsible is the hole allowing her to run loose in the park unmuzzled just to begin with. God I hate some people

bleeping arseholes ain’t they?

 

[MrsEms]

Evening again, I'm tucked up in bed...taken off

Right folks, quiz time. What is this, what is it for? Made of plastic, it comes apart, it's the size of two B cup size flat baps?

Never seen anything like it, answers on a postcard please

I think these are the beer goggles that MrEms said he needed when I got frisky last night...he couldn't find them

Morning all
Just waiting for my troops to get up!
Be back soon xx

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Krusties #26 Girls get those Alan Whicker's put out in the bin, less ironing on a Sunday, it's all win win.
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Krusties #26 Girls get those Alan Whicker's put out in the bin, less ironing on a Sunday, it's all win win.

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