Webby you're a starOkay, this is brand new to me, and I'm scared, but we can't sit around all day waiting for a man to save us!
Welcome to #19, thanks @Dollylovesshoes for the winning title
Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/krustie...aps-and-keep-the-mozzies-out-your-gaps.31676/
As you were!
Oh Webby thank you so much,I’m effin useless at starting new fred..I’d be terrified,you have done a brilliant jobby poo’sWebby you're a starThankyou
Well done dolly for the winning title!
Aw thanks Dolly, I know how now! I hope @265 hasn't been put off by all the horrible chat in that other thread. It wasn't pleasantOh Webby thank you so much,I’m effin useless at starting new fred..I’d be terrified,you have done a brilliant jobby poo’s
Well,now where the fuck is 265?he is MIA..Hope all is ok though.
Hey, you can't go...put that light sabre back down daddy o'.Ladies, I'm gonna be going radio silent after today...finding that tattle isn't fun anymore xx
Oh no, what's up?Ladies, I'm gonna be going radio silent after today...finding that tattle isn't fun anymore xx
OkLadies, I'm gonna be going radio silent after today...finding that tattle isn't fun anymore xx
notty,notty noooo don’t you dare.Ladies, I'm gonna be going radio silent after today...finding that tattle isn't fun anymore xx
I'm cooking spaghetti bolognese tonight! I haven't done it for a while so I'm hoping I might actually eat it for once.Oh no, what’s the matter Notty? Did we say something to upset you? Hope not.
I don’t know many jokes but funny things happen in life don’t they?
I must have had a funny turn in the dentist. When I went to pay I tried to push the money under the plastic screen on the counter.
MrsEms it’s still hot. When we do all get together I want a large bolognese and pavlova with fruit and cream and cheese and onion crisps please. Did anyone say Pims? Some Pims please with sliced fruit and ice cold lemonade. Umbrellas are optional.
Bless you sweetheart, yes please, lots of ice.I'm cooking spaghetti bolognese tonight! I haven't done it for a while so I'm hoping I might actually eat it for once.
I've been a little sensitive the past few days (time of month) and yesterday I was in the shop with my youngest daughter and she pointed out the packs of microwave chips in the freezer section. She remembered how I used to get them in if they had to have a quick early tea to go the their primary school disco's and Christmas plays. It was hard back then with me juggling the 3 kiddies getting them from school, back to eat and going back down to the school again with husband working too far away to help and me not driving! I'd be out walking in all weathers and bloody hated it!
My daughter smiled and said it was fun! I began to tear up...in tesco I did say I actually really missed it now they're grown up My girl gave me a big hug and we did laugh. I'm a melt apparently
I think I need a pimms...you want ice?
Oh Ems.Bless you.I'm cooking spaghetti bolognese tonight! I haven't done it for a while so I'm hoping I might actually eat it for once.
I've been a little sensitive the past few days (time of month) and yesterday I was in the shop with my youngest daughter and she pointed out the packs of microwave chips in the freezer section. She remembered how I used to get them in if they had to have a quick early tea to go the their primary school disco's and Christmas plays. It was hard back then with me juggling the 3 kiddies getting them from school, back to eat and going back down to the school again with husband working too far away to help and me not driving! I'd be out walking in all weathers and bloody hated it!
My daughter smiled and said it was fun! I began to tear up...in tesco I did say I actually really missed it now they're grown up My girl gave me a big hug and we did laugh. I'm a melt apparently
I think I need a pimms...you want ice?
She won’t need a walking stick will sheOh Ems.Bless you.
It’s weird when you think back,I used to spend ages in the kitchen cooking curry from scratch,making my own Chappatties etc,I loved it..but now?fuck it..I still do now and then but what’s the point for one person? I love me own spag bog,haven’t cooked one for awhile..Chilli as well I love.
WTF.
Have you seen this?
Woman nails the Guinness World Record with 42ft 10in CLAWS
AS far as world records go, Diana Armstrong has this one nailed. She is the owner of the longest fingernails on a pair of female hands, her claws measuring a staggering 42ft 10in combined. Her nail…www.thesun.co.uk
How the fuck does she do a poo?Has she got a wipe mat or something.
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No but she'll need someone to wipe her arseShe won’t need a walking stick will she
Oh my lot do laugh at me sometimes when I'm like this! I'll be crying buckets but then it turns into hysterical laughter if I realise I am being a tit...Bless you sweetheart, yes please, lots of ice.
Men don’t understand women with their sensitivity be it menstruation or menopause. I know for a fact I’ve been very up and down of late and get upset so easily. I also get angry. Dad doesn’t understand and just says it’s me and my nerves.
You are a sweetheart MrsEms, your children are lucky to have you and we are lucky to have you as our dear friend on here. You could easily concentrate on your illness and problems with family but you dont.
Anyway just find out how many portions you need we don’t want the magic bolognese pot overflowing although I’m sure Dave and Chico would love any leftovers.
You get that fucker Pyrex back Ems..I hate anything like that..I’ve lost loads of things where I have lent friends dishes etc.No fucking sign of em ever.No but she'll need someone to wipe her arse
Oh my lot do laugh at me sometimes when I'm like this! I'll be crying buckets but then it turns into hysterical laughter if I realise I am being a tit...
Or it can go the other wayBastard hormones. I told my husband I thought he was going through the manopause...he said no, he's just a grumpy bastard
Oh I'm sticking with my usual recipe today that only serves 6 not 24Just as well because I'm still not speaking to my lot and my brother has still got my best pyrex dish with a lid...the fucker
Oh he's had quite alot of my dishes over the years! Every party, bbq or meal I've done and given him food to take back with him I dont get back my thingsYou get that fucker Pyrex back Ems..I hate anything like that..I’ve lost loads of things where I have lent friends dishes etc.No fucking sign of em ever.
I miss my boys being little, they're 13 and 15 now and both taller than me, the 15 year old towers over me. I can't watch videos of them when they were little, it honestly breaks my heart too much, I miss those little dudes, they were my best mates!I'm cooking spaghetti bolognese tonight! I haven't done it for a while so I'm hoping I might actually eat it for once.
I've been a little sensitive the past few days (time of month) and yesterday I was in the shop with my youngest daughter and she pointed out the packs of microwave chips in the freezer section. She remembered how I used to get them in if they had to have a quick early tea to go the their primary school disco's and Christmas plays. It was hard back then with me juggling the 3 kiddies getting them from school, back to eat and going back down to the school again with husband working too far away to help and me not driving! I'd be out walking in all weathers and bloody hated it!
My daughter smiled and said it was fun! I began to tear up...in tesco I did say I actually really missed it now they're grown up My girl gave me a big hug and we did laugh. I'm a melt apparently
I think I need a pimms...you want ice?
Aww love youI miss my boys being little, they're 13 and 15 now and both taller than me, the 15 year old towers over me. I can't watch videos of them when they were little, it honestly breaks my heart too much, I miss those little dudes, they were my best mates!
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