Krusties #17 Come on Krustieharri Give us Krustie Aubergine Parmigiana For Ems.

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

OH says its 35c at home!

London is due to be 35c on Sunday - Tuesday, too. It's ridiculous.


*Jealous as feck* lol

 

[not on my watch]

What does he say?

Same as everyone in this house when I talk...bugger all lol

I am a fan but just didn’t have that amount of money,loved Bally shoe shops,I had some lovely shoes I bought in the sale.Dpent a soddin bomb on them,used to take them out of the box stroke tgem then back in box till I could wear them.my lovely avatar was created by a wonderful Krustie who passed away hence why we have this lovely thread.Also another lovely Krustie that past away..So bloody sad,we were all in pieces.


Hope you rub his tummy.

Always Dolly xxx

 

[not on my watch]

I'll probably lose my feminist membership card for this but every female boss i've ever had has been an utter cow! I'm so glad I work for myself now. At least I can tell myself to eff off when I get annoying.

Get those legs oot, Allan. x

...I'm very tempted

I bet she's wearing a nice cool summer dress as well


In the paper the other day - a School will allow the boys to wear a skirt but NOT shorts!

The worlds gone mad

Wear a skirt...or kilt. Think of the breeze They wouldn't be able to argue with that in this day and age, you could now identify as 'they'. I can lend you some shoes

Might rock up in a floral dress lol

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Hello all. Guess where I am?
Yes its the shrine to mentawl elf rekuvery
I'm now in deepest Sussex with son for granddaughter's 29th tomorrow and it's a scorcher today tho OH says its 35°c back home.

Hello all. Guess where I am?
Yes its the shrine to mentawl elf rekuvery
I'm now in deepest Sussex with son for granddaughter's 29th tomorrow and it's a scorcher today tho OH says its 35°c back home.

Err thT should be 18th - sodding phone!

 

[265]

Here is what I cleared today, only a small area but there was a lot
of bramble, Ivy and other shit.

 

[Pom Bear]

Ah, hello sweetie. Hope you are ok and coping in this heat lovely xxx

Hello my friend xx
Not to bad thank you, though hot here at 28 degrees now. I hate it lol, at least on holidays there's air conditioning but here we don't have it unless in a hotel.

How are you keeping with the heat?
Also not long now to your fishing holiday xx

 

[Facehugger]

Shes been working from home since lockdown 1..in the Bahamas and is still there

Is she Katie Price by any chance? It's allright for some intit. I'd love to work from home but I don't think the mechanics of that would work out very well really xx

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

Just seen the weather for Sunday and Monday...34 degrees!....my poor pale scottish skin ain't gonna like that lol

Milk bottle white? I remember my first foreign holiday to Majorica. Two wee Scottish lassies let loose. First day and someone asked me if it was normal to be blue. Fake tan is now my friend.

 

[265]

Meanwhile on FB.

 

[265]

Meanwhile in Tesco's

 

[not on my watch]

Is she Katie Price by any chance? It's allright for some intit. I'd love to work from home but I don't think the mechanics of that would work out very well really xx

No she's a nice woman lmao...don't think I'd be allowed to work from home for that long...my wife would kill me lol

Stroll in like this tomorrow and tell them your new name is Allana .

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That's brilliant

 

[not on my watch]

Just went out for a vape...fuck it's hot out there

 

[emmaw28]

Hello! Hope you’re all enjoying your weekend!!! The weather is gorgeous but it’s not easy with a hangover we got home at 3am this morning - however we raised £1200 for charity between 4 of us shaking our buckets along the river!
Can I just ask if it’s madness - joining tattle and within 5 days writing 98 messages?! I’ve been on for months and I haven’t even posted 500 yet
Think I’ll be popping them on “ignore”
Bitchfest over - hair of the dog coming up! Cheers and have a lovely evening x

 

[Harrigan]

Had to rescue this little madam on my towpath walk this morning….lucky I spotted her coz she was moving so slowly on one of the main paths someone would have trodden on her at the rate she was going!

Cor that’s a big one! I can tell it’s a stag beetle. What’s its name?

Van Der Bug

 

[Mikesqueen]

I’m still on holiday in South Africa (winter-ish) and fly my pale self back to London tomorrow night. I’m looking forward to some sun, although the temp sounds crazy!

I couldn’t resist peaking at Skanky and poor Lozza, so I’m all caught up!

 

[MrsEms]

I would like to know what on earth have those people been doing in Connie’s picture? Especially the last bloke!
Answers on a postcard. First to be pulled out wins a years worth of coconuts.

They've been on only fans...

Ok I'm off to make a pavlova, wish me luck and fluffy whites

 

[Harrigan]

Morning all, still hot, still sweaty Betty
Hope you're all well!
I've never had a maccy ds breakfast, everyone else I know has had one. My middle daughter is going out for breakfast this morning to some fancy cafe. I'm still positive so a social leper and can't go. My poor youngest daughter has tested positive this morning too. I'll send out for lots of ice lollys to keep her cool! Bless her, she is actually worried about missing school. Back in the day I'd be doing bloody cartwheels...hated school

Xxx

Come here child. You may be a leper but you are still a son of God and we love you. Give me your hand and feel the power!

Nurse!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Just been outside to give the veg the first watering of the day ….. the hosepipe is still rebelling

Bet that cooled you down, Connie

Hope it all goes well for you today

I'm ok dolly, just feels like a grotty cold now so I'll test again tomorrow. Fingers crossed it'll be negative and I can errrr...do something, go somewhere, speak to a human

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food

 

[MrsEms]

Well that's the worry, you being triggered when you're ill. I know you've said before the slightest thing can do it. You look after yourself missus & get as much rest as you need to. Xx

I'll be more careful now and take it easier.
My dogs thought their luck was in when I opened the fridge and walked away from it leaving it open Husband noticed me going so got me safe....and shut the fridge door, poor dogs They love the mini cocktail sausages in the fridge

Thanks @265

Hope @MrsCranky feeling a bit brighter soon too xx

Love to you allxxxx

 

[emmaw28]

We've been waiting over a year for the promised story good old Binfest said was coming out, I'm not holding my breath

I’ve always had a bit of a giggle at how they word their posts and then @DC like it’s their secret code and she’s like “eh? What? I have no idea what you’re on about”