i think that every time she uses the crack den reference! little nod to the "cunts" on tattle, whose "troll" comments she is so dedicated to! hi Laura!
Knee Deep In Life #7 Child hating ogre, smelly old minge, the life of Smelbin, makes her neighbours cringe
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They have made an effort recently with the garden, its looking better but i cannot comment on the dog tit situation, but can imagine that hasnt improved any as they have blindness when it comes to things.
The lean too has always been a total mess, they spent roughly £19K 4 or 5 years ago on taking a wall down and a new kitchen and flooring, it looked okay not brilliant but standinga t the sink you look out into a lean too full of rubbish clothes and bin bags. There was just a small passageway through the waist (if she had one) height rubbish and general stuff from the inside doors to the garden doors. !! The living room and those black sofas are disgusting and filthy !!
Doesn't surprise me. I guess it wouldn't make any difference how much money they throw at the house, it's occupied by a bunch of chavs, so it will always be a stinking mess, full of crap
Do we need to told every single day to love our bodies? Please! Keep your clothes on for the love of god
Watching Smelbin trying desperately to gain new viewers on ✨️weightloss journeys✨️ like she is. Whilst still appealing to the 'Love the skin you're in' lot What an absolute mess she is
What an absolute mess she ishate to break it to you Laura, but nobody is watching you parade around in front of the camera, jiggling your stomach and zooming in on your crotch wearing a mismatched pair of grubby underwear and wishing their body looked like yours! even the thought of it makes me want to douse my entire body in bleach, and peel off a good few layers of grimy, crusted skin with a knife. her narcissism knows no bounds! 
also, the absolute irony of the search box suggestion being "female comedian"! you WISH, Laura.
also, the absolute irony of the search box suggestion being "female comedian"! you WISH, Laura.
Being an influenzer looks boring as fuk 
freezer recommendations
garden furniture
her ugly unfortunate puss
Her stinking body
Like , whyyyyy is anyone taking any advice from this fukin disaster. What a sad sad world we're in that people need advice from that fuk up . You need to steep in a bath of bleach just thinking about her
freezer recommendations garden furniture
her ugly unfortunate puss
Her stinking body
Like , whyyyyy is anyone taking any advice from this fukin disaster. What a sad sad world we're in that people need advice from that fuk up . You need to steep in a bath of bleach just thinking about her
i swear if i were every unlucky enough to come into contact with her in public, i would be straight in the shower the moment i stepped back in my house, burning hot temperature, desperate to decontimate myself and kill the germs, scrubbing my skin raw and burning my clothes, dousing myself in body spray and perfume to remove any trace of the stench from my nostrils, hoping that i hadn't inadvertently caught lice or some horrendous infection. absolutely nobody aims to be like her - and she is delusional if she genuinely believes her filthy body is anyone's goal.Being an influenzer looks boring as fuk
garden furniture
her ugly unfortunate puss
Her stinking body
Like , whyyyyy is anyone taking any advice from this fukin disaster. What a sad sad world we're in that people need advice from that fuk up . You need to steep in a bath of bleach just thinking about her
I see she’s advertising Long Tall Sally. Is she that tall???
"Never seen a cock horse before"
That's because you're thick, love. It's a very well known nursery rhyme. Stop trying to pretend it's innuendo. It isn't.
More hating on the kids being at home, I see. Like night follows day.
How does she know the dogs stink? She must be nose blind at this point. She stinks herself!
Also, most reptile shops don't want people going in there unless they're buying. "It's like going to a zoo for free". No it isn't. It's a business. Stop being so bleeping arrogant and thinking you can act how you please. I hope they bar her. The pet shop where I live is super strict. Loitering is very quickly stopped.
That's because you're thick, love. It's a very well known nursery rhyme. Stop trying to pretend it's innuendo. It isn't.
More hating on the kids being at home, I see. Like night follows day.
How does she know the dogs stink? She must be nose blind at this point. She stinks herself!
Also, most reptile shops don't want people going in there unless they're buying. "It's like going to a zoo for free". No it isn't. It's a business. Stop being so bleeping arrogant and thinking you can act how you please. I hope they bar her. The pet shop where I live is super strict. Loitering is very quickly stopped.
yeah Laura, authors "do it on purpose" - despite cock-horse being part of a nursery rhyme from the 1700s! even a simple google explains that "cock horse" is a term referring to a high-spirited horse - as she is likely fully aware.
not everything is a sexual innuendo ffs, it's only Laura who interprets it that way because she is a filthy pervert, highlighting her gross interpretions of of the titles of children's books.
I’ve seen her in the wild but not very close up but I could guess she’s about 5ft 8 ish
I'd say more like 6ft in her bare feet. Which is why she is an ogre.
WARNING!!! Vomit inducing picture on her bullshit page today
So she has a mutant size head!!
that's a horrific photo she put up today 
So she has a mutant size head!!
that's a horrific photo she put up today Having stood next to her, She is about 5 foot 10 possibly 11. Steve is roughly the same size
Yes. A wide brimmed hat is so middle class
She could be in Prada and make it look like unwashed Primark.
She could be in Prada and make it look like unwashed Primark.
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Doesn't surprise me. Shame it's filled with tit and not brainsWARNING!!! Vomit inducing picture on her bullshit page today
So she has a mutant size head!!
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She has no clue what middle class is, the utter gutter living chavYes. A wide brimmed hat is so middle class
She could be in Prada and make it look like unwashed Primark.
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I also see that she has, in the space of a week gone from 514k followers to 511k. That's quite significant. Wish everyone would see the light. Also wish IG would run my algorithm!
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She inspired me but not in the way she intended. When I saw her on IG a few years ago I thought she was so disgusting it made me re-evaluate my own hygiene and appearance so I wouldn’t be like her! I lost two stone, bought a Philips Lumea and did IPL everywhere below the waist, got my hair professionally cut and make sure it’s always clean and tidy. Keep myself clean and hygienic, take care of my teeth and skin. Do my makeup nicely and learning how to be ladylike. It lead me to rediscover my self respect and femininity. Thank you Laura for being my inspiration every day to not be a foul, dirty ogre like you 
This is brilliant, I've also started with personal training, got some nice clothes and underwear, nice makeup and also really thinking about others and how I portray myself to them and considering their feelings. She really is a great advert for how not to be! Dirty, disgusting pig that she is. She's also a massive chav.She inspired me but not in the way she intended. When I saw her on IG a few years ago I thought she was so disgusting it made me re-evaluate my own hygiene and appearance so I wouldn’t be like her! I lost two stone, bought a Philips Lumea and did IPL everywhere below the waist, got my hair professionally cut and make sure it’s always clean and tidy. Keep myself clean and hygienic, take care of my teeth and skin. Do my makeup nicely and learning how to be ladylike. It lead me to rediscover my self respect and femininity. Thank you Laura for being my inspiration every day to not be a foul, dirty ogre like you
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