What the hell does Steve see in her 
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the funniest thing about that reel is the hashtags! #cringe is the only one that's accurate! #funny? #femalecomedian?! and best of all, she's also shared the reel on her tiktok with the additional hashtag #thirsttrap - unsurprisingly a total flop with minimal likes and zero comments! she is absolutely disgusting, and the fact that her "comedy" is basically her announcing she is tit at oral sex is beyond desperate. new year, same old grimy Laura.
Probably the fact she looks and acts like a bloke. He may have also lost his sense of smellWhat the hell does Steve see in her
Steve has zero confidence. He more than likely feels he can do no betterWhat the hell does Steve see in her
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My synopsis …..
That place is like a hostel. I remember last year the pics and it was like cabana beds and bunks inside. I think a load of wannabes and legit escorts book it and go from there. Her alleged friends from last year, she has messaged and they’ve said yeah deffo , get it booked. She has done that and they’ve had ‘work’ over the new year. A few clicks and you can see most of them are working in European ski resorts , Dubai or elsewhere. Last year the world was still opening up, whereas now we’re back to normal, and some of them girls gotta make their dollar.
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Coercive control
Less and less likes, less and less comments. She really needs to think of something new, she is boring, gross and contributes nothing to society. A waste of space and a waste of time, an oxygen thief.
#femalecomedianmyarse
#wanker
#boring
#yawn
#repetitive
#fuckwitt
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I'd never heard of Celeste Barber BTW, I only heard of her a few months after seeing Smelbins videos, this made me feel like I'd been cheated, as I genuinely believed at the time that Smelbin had thought this stuff up herself! Then all the stuff about her kids and trauma, really made me start to dislike her and how disingenuous she is. I was so shocked to learn that she'd just been copying someone else the whole time.
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I’ve just googled her. I thought they were the same person as I remember seeing these two particular pics first. I never knew they weren’t Laura!
I'd never heard of Celeste Barber BTW, I only heard of her a few months after seeing Smelbins videos, this made me feel like I'd been cheated, as I genuinely believed at the time that Smelbin had thought this stuff up herself! Then all the stuff about her kids and trauma, really made me start to dislike her and how disingenuous she is. I was so shocked to learn that she'd just been copying someone else the whole time.
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I’ve just googled her. I thought they were the same person as I remember seeing these two particular pics first. I never knew they weren’t Laura!
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Celeste is in a different league. She is highly motivational, raised 50 million dollars for the Austrailian bushfire in 2020, works extremely hard, has a solid marriage, loves her children, has a fabulous home and is genuinely funny. Her reels don't across as jealous and bitter of the supermodels and more often than not she looks just as good. Laura on the other hand encourages women to be tit at everything in life. Cmon Laura do better.
In her dreams I think Laura thinks she is the UK Celeste Barber....there's just no comparison 
Laura Smelbin, is like a cheap rip off of CB. Actually an insult to CB, if I were CB, I'd have had the lawyers onto her to get her to stop the copying, as I'd not want to be associated with a dirty, smelly, tit stained underwear wearing, pissing herself, misogynistic, children hating thing. Smelbin is like the Tesco value brand version. Plus she isn't funny, at all.
You're right, there is no comparison, other than Smelbin has totally ripped her off. Like I said, she is the Tesco Value version, if you can even call it a version. A big, nasty, gross, flabby, horror version.In her dreams I think Laura thinks she is the UK Celeste Barber....there's just no comparison
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I used to live in the area where Celeste is from, and I never heard a word against her.
Laura wishes she was in Celeste's league.
Laura wishes she was in Celeste's league.
I'd say they're both lazy b@stards, using the mental health label to do duck all and still get paid. It's very easy nowadays to walk into a Dr surgery and say you feel depressed and get signed off. The fact he did those videos, fucked about, flaunting it in front of his employers, just goes to show what a sham it was. Anyone with proper depression finds it hard to interact with others let alone, prance about on SM for thousands to see. I've had clinical depression and it's awful, the last thing I wanted to do was talk to anyone, let alone post tit on SM. Also the drugs you take pretty much turn you into a zombie, to keep you on an even keel, so thinking of prancing about on a stupid reel, is the last thing on your mind.
just Laura, happily admitting that getting their dog Willow is "the best thing that ever happened to her" - y'know, way better than having her actual kids. as if she needs to remind anyone when she rants about how much she regrets ever becoming a mother on a daily basis. 
and as for her claims that when Willow was a puppy, they got her at the same time their youngest boy was potty training, and Willow used to eat
out of the potty - yet another lie. i swear she makes it her mission to find an opportunity to mention every single day. and if that story is true, her house must have been grimy and gross and stinking even when the kids were tiny, if she was leaving her son's full potty lying around their house for that long.
and again, i don't understand why anyone would choose to share their new baby excitement with Laura! such a fake display of joy when she says "yay!", because behind that forced grimace, we all know she's thinking they have made the worst decision of their lives and will live to regret it!
and as for her claims that when Willow was a puppy, they got her at the same time their youngest boy was potty training, and Willow used to eat
out of the potty - yet another lie. i swear she makes it her mission to find an opportunity to mention every single day. and if that story is true, her house must have been grimy and gross and stinking even when the kids were tiny, if she was leaving her son's full potty lying around their house for that long. and again, i don't understand why anyone would choose to share their new baby excitement with Laura! such a fake display of joy when she says "yay!", because behind that forced grimace, we all know she's thinking they have made the worst decision of their lives and will live to regret it!
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Absolutely this. Laura Smellybum has never been funny.
Report her!
I will do now
I will do now
Has she deleted? I don't see her doxing anyone...
Still there.
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