Hahaha love this. Well according to KDI infestations, you can make a career no matter what. Now she is sitting in the bath, taking about dog sick. How entertaining....not. she really is struggling. Less comments each day, less likes each day....thing is she won't be able to get a "proper job" now, who'd employ that messy, smelly, erratic nightmare of a person?i mean, i'm glad she's managed to refrain from sharing fabricated stories aboutfor the past few days - but purposefully messing up her hair and using it as "content"? how the fuck does that count as "work"?! it's all so desperate. i have short hair and could very quickly use hair products and drag my fingers thru it so that it looked as though I had been dragged thru a hedge - i just didn't realise I could make a "career" out of doing so.
as for her husband, i very much he squealed in horror because she walked into the bathroom with her hair messed up. he shares a house with Laura, ffs - he has witnessed - and smelled- some absolute horrors, i very much doubt her unstyled hair would faze him - y'know, unless she's used dog as hair gel.
i smell a breakdown on the horizon, purely for content and engagementHahaha love this. Well according to KDI infestations, you can make a career no matter what. Now she is sitting in the bath, taking about dog sick. How entertaining....not. she really is struggling. Less comments each day, less likes each day....thing is she won't be able to get a "proper job" now, who'd employ that messy, smelly, erratic nightmare of a person?
there is definitely a breakdown incoming! she is truly scraping the barrel for content, dragging out old stories about how she trapped her earlobe in a car door - didn't happen - and the "throwback" photo of her purposefully swollen face, and photos of her blistered foot with a "do you want to see it?" poll first in a desperate attempt to increase engagement. she is clearly struggling for content, and she knows a post about "trauma" and "triggers" or her recent return to therapy will dramatically increase engagement, as she is flooded with comments of support and sympathy and commended on her "bravery" in her supposed quest to raise awareness for mental health.i smell a breakdown on the horizon, purely for content and engagement
it was totally fabricated, obviously, because it was supposedly an incident that happened "years ago" that she suddenly decided she needed to share - coincidentally at a time where she is so desperate for content she is sharing photos of her blistered heel and making a huge deal out of her glasses being held together with tape, and all the people staring and asking questions, when it's barely noticeable and, quite frankly, nobody fucking cares because they have far more important concerns.I missed the whole earlobe caught in a car door thing...how does anyone even stage-manage that as an *accident ? She's a feckin idiot...and she thinks she's entertaining people ?
She is repulsiveOh, here we go....queue the posts about vibrators etc. She is a boring, boring person. Repetitive and predictable.
I also bet she couldn't tell you who wrote the original book either! I suspect she doesn't know it is based on a book! She doesn't strike me as "well read"
Don't go giving her ideas. loli smell a breakdown on the horizon, purely for content and engagement
She's not even credible, definitely not a *female comedian*, just totally disgusting and cringey…smh at the folks who still think she's entertaining…I sometimes feel like jumping into my screen and rattling their heads, because she's NOT FUNNYit was totally fabricated, obviously, because it was supposedly an incident that happened "years ago" that she suddenly decided she needed to share - coincidentally at a time where she is so desperate for content she is sharing photos of her blistered heel and making a huge deal out of her glasses being held together with tape, and all the people staring and asking questions, when it's barely noticeable and, quite frankly, nobody fucking cares because they have far more important concerns.
apparently, she somehow managed to trap her earlobe so badly trap in the car door that she had to then open the door to release it - and then had to drive home with a swollen earlobe. overlooking the fact that it's impossible to shut your earlobe in a car door - especially when you are sitting in the front seat of your car and slam the foot yourself - swelling was the extent of the injury? no blood or scarring or any permanent damage? People literally lose fingers as a result of slamming them in car doors, yet her earlobe is visibly still in tact. so yeah, sure, Laura. totally believable.
Ugghhh she really makes me want toOh, here we go....queue the posts about vibrators etc. She is a boring, boring person. Repetitive and predictable.
I also bet she couldn't tell you who wrote the original book either! I suspect she doesn't know it is based on a book! She doesn't strike me as "well read"
Pity she didn’t catch her tongue in the car door to prevent her ever speaking againLaura addressing tattle yet again in her stories, stating that she was put on this earth to entertain people with her exaggerated stories, acknowledging that she purposefully embellishes them for drama. the closest she'll ever get to actually admitting that all her dramatic stories are nothing more than fabrication and lies. but sure, i totally believe that she once trapped her ear lobe in the car door so severely that she had to open the door to release it - yet the only damage caused was swelling. people lose fingers as a result of slamming them in car doors - yet an earlobe survived being trapped, without a scratch? okay, Laura.
honestly surprised that she didn't go to the extremes of hacking a chunk out of her earlobe solely so she could lie about how the injury happened, she's so desperate for content and attention.
And who wishes the time away until your kids are in bed to watch the end of a film. They’ve been at school all day.Wait, so her story about her kids going to bed must mean that her kids bedtime is 7pm; isn’t the eldest like 11? Surely that’s a bit early. My eldest wouldn’t be impressed if his bedtime was 7pm.
HahahahhahahPity she didn’t catch her tongue in the car door to prevent her ever speaking again
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