Dyson Fury. Starts using him to hoover 'Ffs Kieran you've hoovered up Apollos basketball'Who needs a Dyson when you can have a starfish
Kieran Hayler #5 GFM fiasco, tensions are heightened Kierans whipped out a toy fist & his bums frightened
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Dyson Fury!! Ffs hahhahahhahahaha I'm dead dead dead 
Dyson Fury for the win!!!! I'm howling 
Lucy, how did you get so savage?
I'm literally in love
I'm literally in love
Not much happening. Any tea?
I was just born a bit of a witch lol.Lucy, how did you get so savage?
I'm literally in love
Michelle still has More Chins than a Chinese phone book
The Ironing Board is worried about redundancy in their house
Think Kieran could find a use for it.
Bloody hell @Facehugger! I've just my holiday stuff out to iron!!!See, why did I even Google this in the urban dictionary like? It's your fault Lucy
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I'll do it tomorrow maybe!
Hope you are well
You need to bedeck yourself in the expensive 'unmentionables' my love and get Jersey Boy spread out on the ironing board for a laugh to brighten your day now, sod the ironingBloody hell @Facehugger! I've just my holiday stuff out to iron!!!
I'll do it tomorrow maybe!
Hope you are well
hope you are both well too, bless you MP off somewhere again. I don't think KH is there
Kieran is out with Carl Woods again!
Pathetic
Do you think Carl will be trying to put the sink up Kierans bum?
So last time they were together it went nuclear with KP and the outing of Kieran’s extra martial affairs with half of Horsham & pie gate. Then today KP is accusing someone of throwing acid on the Pink RR that Carl delivered back to her, accusing her of hiding it from bankruptcy. Coincidence 
It’s all childish games with them all, no second thought for the children caught up in all this mess. Every single one of them have failed them kids.
It’s all childish games with them all, no second thought for the children caught up in all this mess. Every single one of them have failed them kids.
Throwing acid on her car is really OTT, I’d be so freaked out if that happened to me. God knows what’s going on behind the scenes.
In other news. Kieran is out posing for pics with Nigel Farage and his rough as old boots PR Kirsty.
In other news. Kieran is out posing for pics with Nigel Farage and his rough as old boots PR Kirsty.
Interesting that MP reposted the pic of KH with Kirsty. The leaked messages on Polly's website showed Kirsty didn't have much time for MP at all!
Ffs hahhhahahha I'm sat next to Mr Vickster who has zero sense of humour tonight and I am sure the sofa is vibrating with me trying not to piss my pants ahhhha Luce u are a bleeping legend man hahhahhhaha xx
KP getting acid thrown on her car, at her own home, is bleeping scary.