Kelly...Kids and the Commute #3 Scared of her Kids, house is a mess. All she does is Decompress!

[Aab41]

Bet she's seething at her 'bestie' mum and a mics house which is very nice and spotless. She just never hits the right spot does she. And I can guarantee there were loads of sugary snacks hidden in that after school photo which is why it was zoomed in so much

 

[Eastspendy]

That Richard Osman book is still going strong. Really not a great advert for it(

 

[Bad_karma]

My daughter wants to see Inside Out 2 (as do I) both we've both agreed to wait for a rainy day - why would you waste a sunny day. She could take them an outside pool, splash pad, theme park - anything like that - will be deserted on a random Monday. What a waste.

Exactly the same here. Makes no sense to go cinema when outside is this nice!

 

[Bumble2019]

It’s due to rain here today as I’m sure it will at some point today where they are. You just wouldn’t would you?! That’s before you take in to account the danger of those on the school run and in a school playground and setting. Hopefully even Kelly has thought to take her a change of shoes when they get to school.

I see Kelly’s content is now firmly focused on Abi. Almost like she’s willing for Abi to be difficult to provide the much needed content.

No tagging of Sarah in Surrey anymore in the coffee shop Kelly….?

Right on cue, 2 stories featuring Grace. Hi Kelly

 

[Bobcat]

How is sports day and getting ready for it etc going to wipe out a whole week? It's one day and they wear pe kit . She's really not coping is she

Thought exactly that!! Most schools have sports day on one day anyway! It’s not a week long event..

 

[Bad_karma]

No invite to the Scamp & Dude press day???

In her dreams!

 

[Aab41]

Someone gift her another book, please

In her defence took me about 6 months to read that book too, didn't exactly grab me

 

[Eastspendy]

And in today’s reel of ‘reel-gurgitated’ content- showing kids how to change toilet roll and put stuff in laundry basket. This drivel has been well drawn out by mum influencers FOR YEARS. ffs Kelly, give it up.

 

[Bad_karma]

Abi looks far too big for that bike. Surely Kelly could buy her one that is the right size for her. So they never bothered to teach her the whole time they went to Center parcs??

They don't take (or rent) bikes when at center parcs, Kelly preferred activity is pottery painting!

 

[Bumble2019]

I think she’s 41-42.

 

[Bumble2019]

My goodness, Abi is HUGE. Like really big and looks really awful. Poor kid, it’s not her fault that is Kelly and Ian’s lazy, awful parenting.

That wedding looks so chavtastic. The overly made up bride, the trainers on the kids, her brothers crumpled suit

 

[Bumble2019]

Of all the people to gift a high-end lipstick, I wouldn’t have thought Kelly would be the top of the influencer list!!!

She’s so desperate now she’s actively asking what content she should produce. Run out of cr@p ideas have we Kelly??

 

[Bumble2019]

So now we know why a few months back Kelly randomly filmed herself picking kinetic sand up off her carpet!! She’s so utterly desperate it’s embarrassing!

 

[Bobcat]

So her agent is mamastillgotit's sister?

Yep! Incestuous insta huns! All post in each others posts as part of same management.

 

[Bad_karma]

You would have thought given Kelly’s flexibility with her new “career” that an inset day is the PERFECT day to do something. All other kids are back in school so make the most of it - go to London, go to a quiet swimming session, anything - Why, why, why stay in that depressing lounge AGAIN for the whole day. It’s not even like she has a particularly nice home to hang out in. I think I’m right in saying the only thing the girls did between Saturday morning and what will be Tuesday morning is a swimming lesson which we all know last 20-30 minutes max.

Exactly this. And that was on a weekend when the weather was actually nice and they could have done soo many things outside. I took my kids to kew Gardens on Friday, me and half of London, and it was brilliant, they did not stop all day!

 

[Eastspendy]

I can honestly hand on heart say I have never taken a snack to my daily school pick up, ever. And when I look around the playground i dont see any other parent handing out snacks to their kids either. Is this honestly a thing??

Same here. Even when the kids were in reception. I don’t see any snacks at pick up either.
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Still promoting Scamp and Dude for free with that monstrosity of a coat,

 

[Aab41]

And also who has that many dresses available in their wardrobe that are 'ball' suitable? None of them were horrendous, though I did chuckle at the very obvious branding on the blue sparkly dress (I take back my none of them horrendous comment), I couldn't even grab 1 out of my wardrobe, does she not realise how fortunate she is to just have these lying around

 

[Eastspendy]

How do ‘school photos’ impact Kelly exactly. Scraping the barrel much?!

That Nesquik article is embarrassing. Full of spelling mistakes and utter sh!te. No Dad wants a used nesquik tub. Is she really paid to produce that? ‘Paid partnership’ hidden in teeny tiny font in the corner too.

What a ‘job’ to have!

The entire article is regurgitated from other gift lists. And the classic stereotypes

 

[Bumble2019]

Please tell me that school run outfit is a joke

 

[Bad_karma]

She's reached 100k, when do we think we will get the post for it?