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Keeping Kate #7 The Von Jaffs
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The trousers do not flatter her at all! 
Simon Cowell wants his trousers back
Jesus Christ those trousers are practically up to her armpits!! So even with a stylist she continues to get it so wrong! She doesn’t have a waist so needs to stop dressing like she does!Ninny and Jaffa Mark pay for all the holidays
Seaaaaaan’s Mam (nice lady) does a LOT of childcare
Seaaaaaan picks up extra hours work teaching swimming
KK really ought to have ironed those trousers
As for that stylist…….well at least Dick Turpin wore a mask
Oh dear those trousers 
she could be a size 6 and they wouldn’t flatter because her torso is too short and she doesn’t have a waist. Her stylist isn’t so great after all 
she could be a size 6 and they wouldn’t flatter because her torso is too short and she doesn’t have a waist. Her stylist isn’t so great after all Was tempted to invest in that dressed by Danielle but seeing she’s put KK in wide legs I’ll pass. Why are they literally under her boobs, does she not have a waist to wear them high waisted? Fkn belly warmer
Those trousers are horrific, and if that’s the best outfit she can advertise then I’d hate to see the worst. They’re far too long for her and make her look awfully disproportioned. Not a good look.
I have a similar pair. But I'm 6ft so they sit normally
SameI have a similar pair. But I'm 6ft so they sit normally
well, not quite as tall but a long torso… that style is absolutely not for everyone. Specifically not for Jaff.Just go to John Lewis, it’s free, no pressure to buy and they’ve never put me in a bad outfit yet!
She is looking OLD
I know she looks like her dad but there's no need to be wearing his trousersAnd so, the seed is sown… (maybe quite literally!). Latest stories… ‘pictures like this really make me want another baby!’
Watch out Seaaaaaan, KK’s on the hunt for some baby batter! 🫣🫣🫣
Watch out Seaaaaaan, KK’s on the hunt for some baby batter! 🫣🫣🫣
She always said she wanted 4 sprogs. She deffo wants that boy von Jaff
God, she's got them all where she wants them hasn't she!? Free holidays, free childcareNinny and Jaffa Mark pay for all the holidays
Seaaaaaan’s Mam (nice lady) does a LOT of childcare
Seaaaaaan picks up extra hours work teaching swimming
KK really ought to have ironed those trousers
As for that stylist…….well at least Dick Turpin wore a mask
You’re right!
Sean’s family are lovely but it all about Ninny and Jaffa Mark
Even when KK was on Mat Leave she used to palm the kids off at any opportunity she could get, usually so she could get her hair or nails done, put her tan on, go shopping or have a PT session
She’s non-stop spending
KK gets insanely jealous of the other grandchildren
She is desperate for another baby, she wants a boy
but more so she wants another year off work ---
Dave, Alan, Gregory and Jeff Von Jaff
Didn't her brother have a boy when she pregnant at the same time as Gary? That would have pissed her right offYou’re right!
Sean’s family are lovely but it all about Ninny and Jaffa Mark
Even when KK was on Mat Leave she used to palm the kids off at any opportunity she could get, usually so she could get her hair or nails done, put her tan on, go shopping or have a PT session
She’s non-stop spending
KK gets insanely jealous of the other grandchildren
She is desperate for another baby, she wants a boy
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Dave, Alan, Gregory and Jeff Von Jaff
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