Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!

[Swipeupyouguys]

Who is filming this? I don't know if it's weirder to randomly film your friend or partner like this without them asking (then send them the footage to put online), or for Katie to ask someone to get the footage!? Hoping for some kindly gifted Lindt chocolate anyway.

I assumed she pops her phone somewhere and just records herself, maybe she has one of those portable flexible tripods? OR would she be generous enough to pay an assistant to do this for her?

My main qualm with freezing it is mainly surprise that she didn't taxidermy it tbh

Probably froze him in preparation for taxidermy at some point in the future. I know some people adore taxidermy but it just seems rather macabre. Poor Echo, popped in the deep freeze next to the nui ice cream lollies.

 

[RachyWoo]

Well, I'm shocked! No way would I pay the max of £10,500 for a venue!!! And the price depends on the date. For a dark and dismal hall? No thanks!!

 

[squatternutbosh]

It was just a day of indulgence & excess.
The catering came to £150 a head.
So that’s cAnApEs which were limited to 3 tiny morsels each of those woeful ‘English breakfast’ style kebabs, a slice of pork belly, and 2 chips and a scampi.
starters of scotch egg & mixed salad u could prob buy in a packet for 30p
Mains- pie & mash with mushy peas.
dessert- icecream with assorted sprinkles.

u wouldn’t pay £150 for that shambles menu in a restaurant

 

[ilovegrapes75]

We paid $1000 for our wedding…granted I hated it and it was not a dream day. Congrats to those that got married recently!

Becky does not look happy in that photo of them together! I just wish she would spill the tea on the drama!

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

We paid $1000 for our wedding…granted I hated it and it was not a dream day. Congrats to those that got married recently!

Becky does not look happy in that photo of them together! I just wish she would spill the tea on the drama!

I know! So there wedding politics, it was not her parents, not his parents, not her sis...then who??? Grandparents?

 

[MistyWindows]

It was just a day of indulgence & excess.
The catering came to £150 a head.
So that’s cAnApEs which were limited to 3 tiny morsels each of those woeful ‘English breakfast’ style kebabs, a slice of pork belly, and 2 chips and a scampi.
starters of scotch egg & mixed salad u could prob buy in a packet for 30p
Mains- pie & mash with mushy peas.
dessert- icecream with assorted sprinkles.

u wouldn’t pay £150 for that shambles menu in a restaurant

Urrrrrrmm actually I think you’ll find the guests also had a bagel each so well worth it

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

Then when they left they each treated themselves to 50000 chicken fajitas.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Urrrrrrmm actually I think you’ll find the guests also had a bagel each so well worth it

She’s at home reading this like “babe, they did do gluten free bagels though and those are spenny. We did get a good deal though didn’t we babe? Babe? What do you think?”

 

[squatternutbosh]

She’s at home reading this like “babe, they did do gluten free bagels though and those are spenny. We did get a good deal though didn’t we babe? Babe? What do you think?”

“£12k for food in a cardboard box? BARGAIN”

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Still side stepping the Aldi wine...just give them a shout out Katie!

 

[NoImSpartacus]

Just walked past them in Bath

 

[AB3]

Is there a need thread coming?

 

[CoffeePlease!]

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They don't look as loved up and skippy as they make it seem on Instagram

 

[martaS]

Is there a need thread coming?

Have we got a title? Happy to make a thread but really not good with titles

 

[NoImSpartacus]

They don't look as loved up and skippy as they make it seem on Instagram

They both looked absolutely miserable, I smiled at them and got glared at

 

[MistyWindows]

They both looked absolutely miserable, I smiled at them and got glared at

I always think I probably look like a miserable git half the time going about my day (resting witch face and bad eyesight so constantly squinting) but glaring at someone who smiles at you is just plain rude.
I wonder if they were disappointed by the lack of absinthe bars set in converted GP practices.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Have we got a title? Happy to make a thread but really not good with titles

Boozy brunches, wine fuelled lunches and cocktails in an old urinal with MY HUSBAND Mr.Snooks (i froze my hamster)

 

[Mrsstevens]

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Oh wow. The height difference is even more jarring here than in their posed pictures

 

[Tom_Nook]

I think this confirms what everyone here suspected... I wonder if her niece is the exception she talks about.

 

[Babybail93]

I think this confirms what everyone here suspected... I wonder if her niece is the exception she talks about.

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Despite the decision that G had made as a couple?

This sounds like he thinks as one unit for them as a couple. Something we all knew anyway haha