Katie snooks #5 Cheese, meat, booze and cake! Back to A&E with a tummy ache

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martaS

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Well she can't be that unwell if she managed to post a pic.
I think we all expected the shoot to turn out like this.
Please don't hate me because I realise that we don't all need to have super perky/hoicked up all the way to our chins boobs but I just don't like that Katie never wears anything that supports her boobs properly and the just look like to sad pancakes. She has decent size boobies and she should definitely get bra fitted, it's not just for G+ cup gals.
 
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Tom_Nook

What. Is. Happening. Here.

The pose, the uncomfortable looking trousers and camel toe, the lack of underwear, the facial expression..... why is she sitting on a table!? Is this the quality content we were promised?

ETA I'm just imagining either the photographer telling her to do this, or Katie plonking herself down like this and asking them to capture this moment.
 
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martaS

Yes, top content Katie, Morris was being a cat AGAIN.



Tom_Nook said:
What. Is. Happening. Here.
The pose, the uncomfortable looking trousers and camel toe, the lack of underwear, the facial expression..... why is she sitting on a table!? Is this the quality content we were promised?
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No, but it's the photo shoot Daddy G ordered and paid for.
 
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PreciousVenus

So she's now gone on deliveroo to get a pile of chocolate - isn't chocolate like the biggest trigger of migraines? I swear she is just so dumb when it comes to food.
 
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martaS

Tom_Nook said:
Again, laughing at the thought of asking someone to take a photo of you doing this
How has that mannequin/ dressmakers dummy survived the declutters?
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It's probably part of the role play threesome.
 
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Sallysimon

She got a Deliveroo?!?! The co-op is 5 min walk from her house. I’m actually flabbergasted at this level of lazy
 
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martaS

Sallysimon said:
She got a Deliveroo?!?! The co-op is 5 min walk from her house. I’m actually flabbergasted at this level of lazy
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Wasn't Geoffo available to go and get her treats like in the past?

Also, who needs that much chocolate in one night? It makes me feel sick even looking at it. Unless Deliveroo has a minimum spend in which case fair dues but still getting fresh air would have possibly done her good.
 
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VNaylor

She looks scarily child-like in this photo to me. Like I know the story of the charity collector mistaking her for a kid was a vanity thing, but she could pass for much younger here.

In fairness to Morris, my cats once turned the TV on in the early hours, and it scared the heck out of us too. So it’s not such a ‘super random’ thing…
 
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Esme

VNaylor said:
In fairness to Morris, my cats once turned the TV on in the early hours, and it scared the heck out of us too. So it’s not such a ‘super random’ thing…
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I bet they were shitting themselves someone got in through the dodgy door with the bike lock has money to deliveroo chocolate to her door, with very inflated prices and possibly a delivery fee and have a little kinky photoshoot for Daddy G but can’t find the dollar to fix the lock and secure the house
 
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Tom_Nook

Is 'sauce' Cannesten cream? Because those trousers look thrush inducing.
 
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