Katie Snooks #11 "Fashion" influencer, clown core. Home inspo is a WW2 bomb shelter.

[martaS]

So they round-up before we get to the SEX Q&A (I refuse to write it like a 13-years old. Is she worried someone will report her Stories? So bizarre).

who is the person behind her in this "collage"?

No-one cares Kathleen where you went for a date last year. I am surprised you remember yourself.

OMG so hilariously funny with her Nokia 3320 comment. Outfit is atrocious.

... cause it's see-through so we can see your granny pants?
(Shockingly, it's Topshop and not Amazon. Moving up in the world of fast fashion I see).

The veggie rolls actually look tasty.

So pleased for you babes.

I wish someone sent me gifts last week when I had a nasty cold and conjunctivits and still had to work from home.

I hope we get some informative info (not that I trust her with skincare but I still enjoy people chatting about empties when I need some background noise) but I bet we just get footage of Katie decluttering in tiny shorts. Or underpants if we're less lucky.

Skippig two videos which show Gennie because Katie should know better.

Why would you:
1. let your office get to such state? It's your workplace dude!
2. think it's OK to show people on the internet.

...Sort everything out this year? Was that part of her appraisal with Master Gee?

Speaking of G...

Then there are Stories about gaming #sorrynotsorry. I don't care.

Just how skin-tight are her clothes if she can't wear them with a little period bloat? I don't think I have a single item of clothing I can't wear on my period.

This outfit is terrible. Ugly. Sad.

So funny she mentions picking up photography after people here commented that G's pictures were better than hers.

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OH MY GUYS

I am saving today's Stories to post tomorrow when I have a moment but this...
Is the PENTRETRATIVE misspelled on purpose?
Real couples?
As opposed to sex dolls? Imaginary couples? Sex with ghosts?

 

[Colorofleaves]

Also - Bought up

 

[AvaKnight]

I am still traumatised by the fact apparently some parts of LFW think yuppie office worker in the 80's is fashion. Jesus.

 

[Tom_Nook]

New thread suggestion. Katie Snooks #12 She was bought up thinking s3x was pentetrative

 

[Mrsstevens]

The fact that she suggests watching porn with a partner is such a joke. Do her and G sit there pointing and giggling every time they see a willy?! Because that's what I imagine from their usual online persona

 

[consumerism makes u free]

My brain flew away out the window at the “HOW DO I MASTURBATE WITHOUT PEOPLE BARGING INTO MY ROOM?” part of her spicy Q&A. The suggestion that you alert your household that you’ve had a rough day and going for a wank is choice.

 

[ahemahem]

Omg I can’t believe that Q&A was just so she could talk about that website! This is why she’s so inauthentic!! Would never trust anything she flogs.

Also some of that stuff is such bad advice. To the poor girl that asked what to do when sore… would it not be better to advise to stop if you’re in pain! Or use lubrication at the very least so not in pain. So much for woman empowerment.

Why do these people think it’s OK to offer advice on these things?!

 

[Tom_Nook]

I haven't seen the Q&A but exploiting other people's insecurities around sex to try and flog things using an affiliate link is really disgusting.

 

[Hellofish]

Omg I can’t believe that Q&A was just so she could talk about that website! This is why she’s so inauthentic!! Would never trust anything she flogs.

Also some of that stuff is such bad advice. To the poor girl that asked what to do when sore… would it not be better to advise to stop if you’re in pain! Or use lubrication at the very least so not in pain. So much for woman empowerment.

Why do these people think it’s OK to offer advice on these things?!

It's ridiculous!

At leats Hannah Witton actively seeks out professionals in the field to give advice to people and does some training herself.

Katie is just giving general opinions with zero background to back it up.

 

[AvaKnight]

Omg I can’t believe that Q&A was just so she could talk about that website! This is why she’s so inauthentic!! Would never trust anything she flogs.

Also some of that stuff is such bad advice. To the poor girl that asked what to do when sore… would it not be better to advise to stop if you’re in pain! Or use lubrication at the very least so not in pain. So much for woman empowerment.

Why do these people think it’s OK to offer advice on these things?!

I honestly debated asking, "what allows you to think you're qualified to answer the sex/sexual queries and relationship concerns of your followers?" - but chickened out. Which I know makes me lame

 

[lisafreezy]

i find it very weird that she filmed SO MUCH of the staff and especially of other guests at the maldives resort, at least blur them out wtf. and i don't know if it's her camera but the new vlog makes the maldives look tit (and i highly doubt they are lol)

 

[martaS]

So last night's SEX Q&A, aka questions Katie sent in herself to justify wanky half-naked pictures and smoothly move to her AD content. Spoiler alert: smooth transiton it was not.

Let's start with masturbation "advice". What if one lives with conservative parents?
And also the "feeling stressed/frustrated, having a wank"? As much as there is nothing wrong with that (if it's not one's one and only way of coping with the stress), one can also feel horny or just in a good mood, which can become better after little 'me' time? Does is say more about Katie than the person who asked the question? (If anyone genuinely asked this question, that is).

I think this was discussed yesterday, great piece of advice Kafleen.

IDENTICAL question was asked last time she did this type of Q&A. I regret to report that her advice has not improved since then.

And here we have the smooth segue to the sponsored section.

It just so happens that a follower asked about something she was going to include as sponsored content.
KATHLEEN YOU ARE SO TRANSPARENT WE SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU AND IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT

Also, they way she's speaking is not a tone of a self-proclaimed sex expert. She sounds uncomfortable and as if she's worried the neighbours will hear her recording. I am embarrassed for her and can't believe the company signed these Stories off.

EVEN REAL COUPLES? Sign me up now!

Contraceptions? *releases a big sigh*

This one is meh but not super terrible.

Porn and blindfolds are a great advice for someone who admits they're vanilla. Why did she use a picture from her hen do for this? Who knows.

More aff links coming up. Can't wait. I suppose she needs to start saving up for her next Maldives trip. Or a derm appointment.

Oh my goodness so woke Katie, sending herself a compliment with "women" spelled "wxmen". It's actually WOMXN*, isn't it? What a blithering idiot.
(Please correct me if I am wrong but I Googled it to be sure and wxmen redirected to womxn).

All these Stories stressed me out. Off to have an angry wank.

 

[spottydotty1315]

It's so blatantly obvious she sent herself those questions!

@martaS you gem, you've hit the nail on the head with all your commentary on her tit stories.

Now she's still moaning about being sad.

I'm sorry but.. after my honeymoon I was just walking around in a cloud of happiness! Not wallowing! And my honeymoon definitely wasn't as luxurious as hers.
Doing everyday tasks was even made lighter with the fact I was married and had just been on a lovely holiday!

Surely she can't blame seasonal depression.. or claim she's got PMMD/PMD..

I know everyones different but it's just giving off spoilt brat. Normally I'm very sympathetic towards depression/low mood.. I just can't with Kathleen. Especially when she's shilling tit and telling folk porn isn't her thing then recommending couples watch it together to spice things up?! Especially the one when the Question is about being Vanilla?! Just crap, crap, crap advice from an unqualified spoilt person.

 

[sleepflowers]

The trouble with influencers is, for most of us, holidays/fun nights out/dinners etc are occasional treats and a break from our everyday lives. When the treats are the majority of their life, they can't deal when life is boring.

 

[Tom_Nook]

Hot take. If you're sore and bored, you don't have to continue having sex. That's the 4th option: stop having sex. You're under no obligation to finish! Why is she advising people to put their partner's pleasure before their own comfort?

 

[ahemahem]

Does she know she doesn’t have to share every vlog she makes? If she wanted it for happy memories that’s great! Something nice you and your husband, no obligation to share hun.

 

[martaS]

They went to the underwater restaurant and she was babbling something along the lines of, "I think that is a red snapper, and there's is loads of little fish like cleaning him, cleaning his gills and just eating. Eating him, look!".

I have watched many a nature documentary and remember clearly that the little fish typically remove parasites from the larger fish, not actually eat them. But then this is a person that doesn't understand the difference between thyroid and gland.

Also, I have only been veggie for a little while but I know that a few people here on the thread are vegan so probably will understand when I say that it really fucks me off when someone like Katie is going on and on about the wildlife on the island but continues to eat meat. I used to have a problem reconciling this is my mind, how can I go somewhere and think about how cute the lamb/other farm or wild animals look, but then go and have a steak for dinner. Now that I'm vegetarian I don't feel that guilt. But then we have Katie, excited to be surrounded by the fish in an underwater restaurant, eating seafood Just how.

 

[squatternutbosh]

The bit about her saying if u had a rough day go off and have a wank
She’s never done that in her LIFE
When she’s feeling down all she does is pout, take crying selfies, sob into bottles of champagne and wail into perello olives. Does she have the occasional jerk off in the duvet fort? Does she heck. She’s possibly the most vanilla person in the world and I bet her & G prob engage in conjugal marital practices once a month and that’s only if she pegs him with one of her adgifted dildos first

 

[SophieH94]

I wonder did she contribute to the cost of the honeymoon

 

[martaS]

I wonder did she contribute to the cost of the honeymoon

She definitely bought a new holiday wardrobe