Katie Snooks #10 Boozy brunches, wine filled lunches & cock tails in a old urinal with ma HUSBAND

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lydiawalkerxo

Okay so not a recap however I have just read her blog about "Non-traditional things that they did on their wedding day" and there is one thing that really made me go oh ffs really?!

This sentence "I’ve always found the idea of bouquet throwing icky, seeing women jump and fight to be the next to get married, plus my flowers were way too gorgeous to throw, so we scrapped this tradition"

I'm sorry?! What! So, your female friends and family jumping up and down to catch a bouquet which is a funny and light hearted tradition gives you the ick but you and your gangly ass husband jumping up and down like children when you gifted your dad a little bottle of rum for his birthday doesn't? Can someone please explain the logic of this oh-so-teeny smol human?! I just can't. I honestly used to idolize her and would watch every single one of her vlogs and would love it when she featured on Louise Pentland's vlog's but now..? God help me.
 
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squatternutbosh

Kathy’s thread round up:
- she finally made it up the aisle and married 0 G-force
- they paid an arm & leg for the wedding despite most of the stuff being gifted complimentary or being outsourced to mother snooks
- the qUiRKy menu consisted of scotch eggs in a paper box & icecream with sprinkles
- Geoffrey Lannister has officially changed his name to Geoffrey Snookerson in a bid to be more down with the kids
- we discovered the wedding beef was over her family complaining about the child free dynamics af the wedding. (As Kath wanted to be the only child there) That explains why her sister had a face like a slapped arse.
- they’ve been on about 17 holidays little breaks since Jan
- every day is date night and so far they’ve had dinner at an extremely overpriced male urinal & several hidden basements
- she’s drank copious amounts of alcohol, literally every story/reel involves it
- Morris still isn’t funny or cute.
- she has changed her skincare routine about 85 times
 
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Mrsstevens

Also once again her weekend round up is full of "we we we". We had this to eat. We did this. Please ffs can she realise that she needs her own identity?!
 
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msfjools

Was taking my dog for a walk yesterday afternoon in my local park…guess who I see!? The Snooks shooting content in the wild, equipped with a tripod, picnic basket and bunch of sunflowers
 
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martaS

Brace yourselves pals, I present to you the recap of Katie and Geoff's weekly bollocks
The gorgeous Bath edition

Too bad G's shoes are so much bigger than hers, she'd definitely be borrowing them otherwise

So, they packed a suitcase. Just one between them? And why the need to mention that? No-one carries spare pants and toiletries in their pocket?
(Right?)

Thank you for the backstory, I was dying to know.

Why Katie and Geoff always treat someone or get treated to? "We had a veggie tart" would suffice.

Is she saying they wouldn't have bonded otherwise?






Aff link for the dress coming soon.

Kathryn finding house inpo everywhere

They surely have seen a Rolls Royce before?

Oh clutching onto each other like there's no tomorrow so loved up

How many pictures of ONE CHICKEN SALAD does one need?

CENTER?

Either tell us or don't make a fuss, please and thank you.

I don't have it in me to comment on each single bit of food & place they went to.
They seem to have a lot of disposable income. A LOT.










They made it to the Roman baths. Phew! I was worried they forgot what Bath was famous for between all these plates of gorgeous food.







A little coffee

I feel relieved knowing Morris wasn't being neglected.

Oh, she spilled the beans.


OMG I have to add, I am LOL-ing at the £185 not being "exactly affordable". Well, you picked it Kath. Don't want to break it to you but this is how much NICE hotels cost. And I presume you stayed at G's friends for free? Can you imagine if she paid for 2 nights?
 
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Tom_Nook

Since when have they cared about anything being affordable? It's clearly affordable to them if they booked it and knowing that they're eating and boozing their way around all the wanky bars and eateries in the country. I'm sure if they went to reception someone would have apologised and given them some soap.
 
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AB3

She just wants a free stay there and reckons if she bitches enough she will at least get a refund.
 
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squatternutbosh

She meant “not exactly affordable for you peasants”
She’s a bit dim, this aspiring author to be. Incorrect choice of language, it just makes her out to look like an even bigger snob than she actually is.
 
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squatternutbosh

I’m sure she’s got a few spare toiletries in her life the amount shes been gifted. I always take spare with me regardless of how posh the hotel is
 
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SophieH94

I notice not just spelling mistakes but grammar mistakes. If she was passionate about becoming a published author wouldnt she work on those skills?

It's not a quick fix career. It takes more than Gleam proofreaders and Geoffbot giving her ideas.
 
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Elle

msfjools said:
Was taking my dog for a walk yesterday afternoon in my local park…guess who I see!? The Snooks shooting content in the wild, equipped with a tripod, picnic basket and bunch of sunflowers
Click to expand...
Pic please xxx
 
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Tom_Nook

SophieH94 said:
I notice not just spelling mistakes but grammar mistakes. If she was passionate about becoming a published author wouldnt she work on those skills?

It's not a quick fix career. It takes more than Gleam proofreaders and Geoffbot giving her ideas.
Click to expand...
She just needs a Skillshare AD to be kindly gifted some English language tutorials online.
 
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martaS

Jesus woman you filmed yourself clumsily walking in heels and a black dress in Paris*. That's not content. Get over yourself please.

* £600 heels on a gifted trip to Paris, while up & down the country people are deciding whether to put food on their kids plates or to pay rent and not get evicted.

Influencers keep blaming Instagram for the lack of engagement instead of admitting their (non) content is crap. Time to wake up darlings.
 
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