Katie Price #93 C U Next Tuesday

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Harrigan

An Ode to a Troglodyte

Can’t pay, won’t pay,
All in a days work,
Can’t cook, won’t cook,
Dont know what’s a fork,

Modelling, toddling,
With her broken feet,
Shape shifting, Piss taking,
Making ends meet

Mum of the year, Rear of the year
When horses pulled a cart
Gurning, churning, forever moaning,
She stinks like a rancid fart

Hubble bubble, toil and trouble
Into the witches brew
Smoke and mirrors, frogs and toads
Irish stew (in the name of the law)
 
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Rockin' Robin

It is a good thread title, but it had less votes than mine. Don't change anything, I just wanted to remind people.
 
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Rockin' Robin said:
It is a good thread title, but it had less votes than mine. Don't change anything, I just wanted to remind people.
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Apologies for that, the old thread over-ran again and I didn't see your suggestion, I was rushed like last night.

I'm really pissed off at the sentence KP was given, totally wrong, so much for justice, not surprised at the out-rage!

At least she didn't punch the air like last time she was in the shit.
 
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MitziAdele

Exactly that. Posting old videos of Harvey baking cakes. Wtf! Who walks out of court then thinks, oh I know I'll post some videos on YouTube or whatever it was as though that's the normal thing to do. .
I posted earlier that I'm going to get drunk, take drugs then drive myself home. If it's good enough for some then it's good enough for all
 
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Timz

Absolutely brilliant!

More scary than Roald Dahl’s The Grand High Witch! When KP gets ready for bed and takes off her wig
 
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Rockin' Robin

No probs.
 
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PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy

I can't believe Sophie actually believes what she's written on Insta. Maybe she has heard Katies sob stories in private, but Katie has made no real effort of publicly acknowledging the very long list of eff-ups. In fact, quite the opposite. Since the crash, she has thrown it in everyone's faces with her disregard.

IF and it is a big if, she does have MH issues, she would get far more sympathy by being transparent and dropping this fake persona BS. No one buys this Jordan schtick anymore. Jordan is dead.
 
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Tamar

My ex did his community service sorting through bags of stained clothes in the backroom of a charity shop, if skanky gets that for hers, she will feel right at home.
 
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PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy

She will try sell it all on Depop. lol
 
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Webster1357

The last time she was on GMB, with her sister, the response on Twitter was horrendous, with everyone asking wtf was the point of her being on. She’s got nothing of interest to say, and until that changes why would anyone book her? Prison, confession, redemption and recovery could have been a good arc but she’s not humble enough for that - it would actually mean admitting she fucked up
 
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PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy

MitziAdele said:
Thanks for making me laugh. It's the first time today
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I'm glad you're laughing. Tomorrow will be a better day for everyone...except her! And it's 9 days until santa comes! We can eat and drink ourselves silly and not worry about violating a suspended sentence! Mwahahahaha
 
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Webster1357

Yeah, today was not a victory for her. She’s a convicted criminal, not being in jail doesn’t change that
 
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ouroboros

Of course they are. She probably would have got even less punishment if they hadn’t pushed CPS charges. Say what you like, but they don’t like soft sentencing anymore than anyone else.
 
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Alex_Jones

A crack head
 
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