Katie Price #90 Heigh-Ho! Heigh-Ho! Its off to Jail you go!

[geordiegirl]

Thanks to @Stapleyourtongue for the new thread!

Anyone want to do a recap?

As you were

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Katie Price #89 Body like a hotdog, Face like a Yule log!

Welcome to #89, well done to @Timz for the winning title. Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-88-jingle-bells-pricey-smells-cole-is-closet-gay-cant-wait-till-shes-sent-away.25037/page-50 I'm back to work next week so I will not be around to create any new threads. Carry...

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[bagpuss17278]

Great thread title

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Thanks to @Stapleyourtongue for the new thread!

Anyone want to do a recap?

As you were

Previous thread here:

Katie Price #89 Body like a hotdog, Face like a Yule log!

Welcome to #89, well done to @Timz for the winning title. Previous Thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-88-jingle-bells-pricey-smells-cole-is-closet-gay-cant-wait-till-shes-sent-away.25037/page-50 I'm back to work next week so I will not be around to create any new threads. Carry...

tattle.life

Thank you Geordiegirl xx

 

[DC16]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

 

[Dawn Dayn]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

I think she wants to die under anesthesia, apart from being addicted to it and the pain meds. You know what, it'll be good if she's fucked off for more unnecessary surgery, it'll look bad in court.

 

[NancyPants21]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

If so doesn't that put the kibosh on this weekend's 'absolutely so essential your honour' visit to see H?

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

Lipo before prison? Or does she think she wants to look good for Christmas? She can't have PTSD or bad mental elf then with all this gallivanting!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

What's the point, she will only put the fat back on in Prison - Unless she does a Bobby Sands and goes on hunger strike

 

[Nikkinoo]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

@DC16 ooh spill the tea

 

[80hs]

Has anybody (and I mean ANYBODY) noticed any difference with the amount of lipo she has had, say these past 2 years . Why can’t she see that her boobs make her look 2 stone heavier for a start! Did she think that ONE jacket potato meal was a ‘diet’? KATE GIVE. IT. UP man ffs *shakes head*

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

She’s just rotten it’s simple, exercise is key to maintaining good mental health, noticed dimwit hasn’t posted any gurning vids of him down the gym either

is she going to fake a ‘medical drama’

 

[midsummer blue]

Maybe the hair and nails is to look like she’s changed!!! Probably has extensions and nails booked for after court!!!
I will be so angry if she gets off with it again!!! No one else would with the amount of driving offences she has!!! They would already be in prison!!!

 

[Greggs Sausage Roll]

There is a strong possibility she has gone to Turkey again for more lipo

It’ll be new nylon extensions and halfwit will be there getting another tattoo of its fizzog

 

[DC16]

Very telling that MUA Fern and Jeyda went out together last night, but no sign of KP yet just after slapgate and while they had the makeup classes, she was constantly with them

 

[BigBlue2018]

Out of interest does anyone know how many times she has appeared in court? Dionne (Les Dawson) had in her 'job description' when she worked as Skankys PA 'driving Katie to court!'

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Has anybody (and I mean ANYBODY) noticed any difference with the amount of lipo she has had, say these past 2 years . Why can’t she see that her boobs make her look 2 stone heavier for a start! Did she think that ONE jacket potato meal was a ‘diet’? KATE GIVE. IT. UP man ffs *shakes head*

Not surprised her weight isn't going down with the size of that curry she had the other night. If she gets as big as Harveyshe will be able to model the xxxxxl instead of using H

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Has anybody (and I mean ANYBODY) noticed any difference with the amount of lipo she has had, say these past 2 years . Why can’t she see that her boobs make her look 2 stone heavier for a start! Did she think that ONE jacket potato meal was a ‘diet’? KATE GIVE. IT. UP man ffs *shakes head*

She had lipo on her thighs when she was starting out, so a good twenty years ago. It's not a good fix really, when you've had it done you put fat on still, but in a different area, I think it's why she's such an odd shape, she's had so much sucked out from everywhere. Truth is, plastic surgery makes you look tit, you don't look younger or more beautiful, you can't carve that into anyone. Obvs a decent nosejob is ok if you've got a nose like a parrot.

 

[Hunnybubbly]

I wouldn’t put it past her to go to Turkey, have a boob reduction and deliberately get herself a nice tasty infection in the wound just like on big brother, it wouldn’t be hard with what we know about her personal hygiene and it could just delay the courts again

 

[Minxmonx]

Excellent title, very seasonal and very apt!
It’s getting harder and harder to suggest a thread before about 800 posts, due to her car crash of a life and the various dramas that surround her. Hard to keep current with her.

 

[Joanna Surrey]

If she really has gone to Turkey for something it'll only take her to say she's not fit to travel or has an infection and that'll be it adjourned again! They should have confiscated her passport. Also she's the only person I've ever seen who despite endless lipo just gets bigger and bigger, something really weird going on with her body now, she's such a funny shape.