Katie Price #89 Body like a hotdog, Face like a Yule log!

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Timz

Alex B had a great recap with comparison of the car crash duo, KP vs Sheridan Smith

Hopefully look forward to his next one on the mangled KP ponyfest from yesterday
 
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Pisspotshow

Let's face it.
She was never exactly pretty in the true sense of the word.
Oversized knorks and a propensity to get them out at a moment's notice combined with loads of slap and open legs.

PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy said:
You get what you pay for. She's a hot mess. Max Factor himself couldn't even salvage that face.
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Max Factor? More like Max Headroom.
 
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rlilly

What the f**k are those clips on her head? They look like giant pink cockroaches. Why does she have a tash? What the f**k does she look like?!!
 
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MrsCranky

That's a Clark Gable moustache

DC16 said:
She doesn’t I was just going by HER quote!!!
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Gosh he's a sly looking twat innie

DC16 said:
Same place as Sophie last weekend. On her phone as usual.
Wonder if Harvey is there.
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Glad she can afford it. The treacherous twat
 
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BigBlue2018

bagpuss17278 said:
They’re staying at a lodge at Cotswolds Farm Park this weekend
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Was just going to post that! Great minds xxx.

In Cheltenham so obs seeing Harvey. She might need his debit card. £200 a night for the lodge, min stay 2 nights, or will they have begged it?

Maybe they have promised the lodges free PR shot by the 3 photographers (2 paid) and Cole on his Tiny Tykes Camera who took shots at the epic Equestrian Launch yesterday.
 
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bluecups

rlilly said:
What the f**k are those clips on her head? They look like giant pink cockroaches. Why does she have a tash? What the f**k does she look like?!!
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They're used professionally by hairdressers and makeup artists eg. holding your fringe back whilst you get your makeup applied or to hold a style until the last minute when they're taken out for the photo. Some silly sod forgot to take them out and she didn't even notice, despite being a "model" for years.

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itslifebutnotasweknowit

There are people who have been locked up in mental institutions for years who are not as insane has this woman.
 
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MrsCranky

I had a dream about skanky last night that she was banged up in Alcatraz. I hope it comes true
 
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DC16

Posted this, come on Katie, he was wearing that pink top last week, you’ll have to do better than that
Hopefully the college have said NO more pictures to you, I know that’s a foreign concept, someone saying no to you!!!!
 

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