Katie Price #88 Jingle bells, Pricey smells, Cole is closet gay, can’t wait till she's sent away

[wise after the event]

Yep, I didn't mean everyone that age has to have wrinkles, just that it's not unusual to have a few around the eyes, and quite natural. Most people would be fine with it too instead of pretending to have a cartoony airbrushed face all the time. I think sun damage and smoking are the worst things you can do if you don't want skin ageing!

The papers are as deluded as she is.
"TV Star".
They all live in the past.
The only things star about her are those turkey reef when they come out at night.

depends how you read it, if TV means transvestite, it does suit lol

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I use a TON of product. It helps a lot!!

Big sponge rollers are good too on damp hair. These days I just go 'au naturale' most of the time due to covid....and being a bit out in the sticks... and stormy weather, no one's going to see under my wooly hat.

 

[DC16]

So don’t know if this was already a website….but her KP equestrian website is now available….with a video montage including this of poor Bunny with one of her rancid wigs plopped on her head

As far as I can see she doesn’t have a link to the website in the KP equestrian IG bio, surely that would be standard?

 

[MitziAdele]

They both should be dumped like radioactive waste

 

[BigBlue2018]

One of the Queen Mother's great friends.

Apparently The Queen Mother and Dame Barbara used to start on the Dubbonet and Gin with TQM's Valet 'Backstairs Billy' at 12 noon and put them away with the gusto of sailors!

 

[265]

IF KP is put in jail will the bankruptcy hearing be cancelled again?

That depends if the court appearance on the 15th takes place.

 

[Blessmyheart]

the pony certainly let it all hang in the daily fail pictures perhaps he should get his own only fans page lmfao

Only ponies

 

[maggie-moo]

Imagine her going into Harvey’s college today and them telling her how many complaints there have been

IF she goes........

 

[Daisy Steiner]

She wouldn’t know a sultry position if it jumped up and but her in the face!!! Let alone pull one off!!! She just looks Stupid doing any poses these days.

She's pulled a few things off, lol, but sultry looks ain't one of them. What a plight.

 

[Pisspotshow]

Perhaps before the 15th 'the switch' will be thrown again?
Still waiting for the big reveal.

 

[midsummer blue]

But Midsummer they are hardly normal!!!

I forgot that .

 

[Alex_Jones]

Thought you might like to see a throwback of AFP modelling KP Undies in 2006 .... I mean ... Phwoar ... Look at the Mother & see the daughter in 10yrs Carol ...

Check out Old Iron Lung…. Then again don’t. The ugly stick had plenty of use on that fucker. AFP and Pricey are same but different

Oh my Lord. Look at the Latin inscription. I'm thinking that's 'Don't / Never underestimate the Pricey'! Hope she saves one for prison!

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It’s like Little Britain all over again

 

[Timz]

Who the fuck actually has their teeth this white and think it looks good??? Do either of those cunts own a mirror? Their dentist must cackle into a mirror whilst running their hands together at how much money he makes off twatwaffles like this pair!

KP’s bottom teeth don’t appear to have the veneers Shark teeth flashback!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

That makes sense. God - I wish my hair was wavy. I had thought about pre-waved extensions and decided against them. I don’t want to do damage to my hair and ruin it.

Yes same here, my hair is dead straight but I like it to be voluminous!

 

[kirajodie]

So Dwight has been paying legally owed maintenance ( as suspected with KPs emotional blackmail in the tabloids when H turned 18) but also a generous trust fund. What a bastard, another one of the blokes who was take take take .

I don't think PA ever got his damages did he, waiting in line like the other creditors to Ms Bankruptcy 2022.

the PA damages were awarded years ago, long before the bankruptcy

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

A bit off topic random … been watching reruns of the Kenny Everett video show from 1980 when Hot Gossip were all the rage….no fake boobs anywhere….all different gorgeous looking gals and guys….nowadays it’s all plastic everything, teamed moronic expressions , same shit MUA Fern polyfilla on their faces….and the only way you can tell the difference between them is the brightness of their turkey teef

“Totally” moronic not “teamed”?!? Bloody predictive text!

 

[Hunnybubbly]

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There already appears a KP Equestrian.

Nestled?

 

[Crowbag]

All you can see of KP is her teeth

Cole is missing the left bunny ear.

 

[Gx2018]

I'm actually really pleased KP Equestrian hasn't sold out, in any sizes, at all, otherwise some poor bugger would be packing and posting it all for free and out of their back pocket which we all know she loves to make people do, not fulfilling empty promises to pay them!

She will give the Craig’s their socks when they follow her to her next pub crawl.

 

[Webster1357]

Oh no sentences I don’t understand please just say it like it is my head just spins with cryptic crap .

Indeed - if these posters have to be so cryptic then a public message board isn't the best place for their 'info'

Has any of it been true to date??