Katie Price #86 The horn keeps growing, Biffa’s seed ain’t sowing, off to jail I am going. Woo hoo!

[Pink Squirrel]

Recap.....she's flogging mystery boxes, nobody cares..... she's advertising boombod, nobody cares..... she's reviewing I'm A Celeb, nobody cares....she reminded everyone that she's been on it TWICE, nobody cares.....she's exploiting the kids at max speed in attempt to look like a great mum, nobody cares....she's bleating on at the press for telling lies , nobody cares....Crawl told us where his sofa came from because apparently everyone was asking, nobody was asking, nobody cares......and on and on and on and on the shit show rolls 🥱

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread x
I'm on page 44 on the last thread, so while I'm catching up I leave this here i made earlier x.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Katie Price's fiancé Carl Woods makes comment about 'toxic people' and 'victims' in now-deleted post

KATIE Price’s fiancé Carl Woods appeared to hit out at ‘toxic people’ and ‘victims’ in an Instagram post that was swiftly deleted. The 32-year-old shared a quote on hi…

www.thesun.co.uk

Katie Price shares pic of son Harvey hanging up his washing as he learns how to be independent at college

KATIE Price shared a proud mum moment with a snap of son Harvey hanging up his washing as he learns to be independent at college. The 43-year-old shared the sweet photo on Instagram, writing: ̶…

www.thesun.co.uk

A couple for the archive.
Wonder if Carl’s cryptic post was for KP’s ex-manager? but definitely more relevant to KP

She was obviously sent that pic of Harvey & is obviously using it to gain positive comments proud to show everyone how well he's doing. BUT my question is why hasn't she already been teaching him things like this over the last few years? You know, as she's been his sole carer since birth, the best mum ever, no help from anyone. Surely she would've been teaching him these skills & more?

By the way, well done Harvey. Looks like you're embracing your new journey & learning new things. Amazing what can be achieved with the right care & support

 

[Ecosse]

No thanks Carl, I'm busy over on the thread that shows paint drying.

 

[Anna666]

I think it's safe to say, the ` transition ` is now COMPLETE

 

[Yel]

Reminder, if you want to get notifications hit watch at the top.

Don't post something like "great thread name" that adds nothing. Will anyone listen? Probably not . If the hundreds of people that read this thread all did this it would be filled with spam!

 

[Pom Bear]

I hope @Pom Bear can do us some lighthearted images… asking for a friend

Just finished this one xx.

 

[Pom Bear]

Come on Pom, plasterer's trowel and hawk please. It's begging for it.

Here you are..I've added a few extra ones as well lol xx.

Back later

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Congratulations to @Gem74 for the winning thread title

 

[Jersey Girl]

As someone who has been on them permanently for 12 years and on/off 39, I find this so repulsive. She's found an old pair that she's not returned and twisted it all for her narrative? What the fuck? I just can't get my head around this at all. Oh, Skanky- return the crutches you obviously don't need anymore as someone else will need them!! CUNT (Sorry my lovely friends)

Sorry to quote my own post but I'm so angry. I've emailed Roehampton Priory and given them a few home truths about this Cunt; how many are crying out for help and she’s taking FUCKING selfies outside to suit her. Sorry, I'm ranting but I'm so angry and upset right now. Sorry

 

[Pom Bear]

@Pom Bear please can we get an image of Kris and Cawl together on the phone “comparing notes”

I made the pic but guess I got it wrong lol as not caught up on the thread...still hope it makes you smile though xx.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Notice in this clip where Harvey is clapping (As KP is such a good mum and brought his ear defenders) Kris is actually putting his fingers in his ears to protect him, can't see Cole doing that in a million years.
Harvey also telling it like it is on stage, as she is trying to provoke him into swearing.

I've never seen that before because I've never watched any of her crap. Not surprising it's ME, ME, ME . I love the way the narcissistic cunt says " I'm putting my glasses on because I've had surgery". Yes, absolutely, make sure you look your absolute best for any photos, hide any signs of surgery. Bloody good job you remembered to look after yourself & bring your glasses. Shame you didn't think to bring your son's ear defenders. You shallow cunt .
I was actually close to tears watching that clip. You can see the genuine love & affection Kris had for Harvey. The caring & gentle interaction. Whereas she very clearly couldn't give a fuck & is only bothered about herself
Harvey could be so lucky & still have Pete, Kieran & Kris as father figures in his life. But no, that sick poisonous witch has destroyed it all

And you're right @DC16 she was desperate for him to swear. Sick, sick, sick individual

 

[Pom Bear]

Watching these two is like watching Dumb and Dumber

Looool x

 

[keyser666]

Does released under investigation mean not enough evidence?


When this happens, it means the investigation against you has concluded and your case has been passed to the CPS. Otherwise, being released under investigation is not like being released on bail. You will not have to return to the police station on a particular date, at a particular time

so in a nutshell cps have it now

this is totally incorrect on several levels, the investigation has neither concluded nor has it been passed to the CPS. This is totally made up because it means exactly the opposite of what you’ve said

Released Under Investigation (RUI) means the allegation/s against you are still being investigated by the OIC (Officer In Charge) the only difference is that you aren’t subject to police bail conditions and a there is no fixed date to return.

RUI was brought in because the police were abusing the police bail 47(3) procedure. They would bail suspects, with bail conditions, for a period of 3 months to return and then re-bail them again for another 3 months still with no decision whether to NFA (No further action) or charge. The police were re bailing suspects every 3 months indefinitely and 1000s of suspects would be on police bail for over 2/3 years with conditions which it was deemed an abuse of process by the police and unfair under the human rights act

RUI now allows the police to continue investigating whilst they collate further evidence to either proceed to charging a suspect or eliminating them from their enquiries. Some investigations are lengthy due to for example collating digital forensics, like data on phones or tablets or laptops, gaining access to social media accounts etc, which at the current time there is a backlog of over 6 months minimum - I suspect Crawls and crustys devices are still being analysed from the coercion element. When the police have exhausted all avenues then they will invite the suspect back in for a voluntary interview to discuss this new evidence or simply re-arrest them. Then it will go to the CPS for a charging decision.

The previous poster even contradicts themselves where they said “ your case has been passed to the CPS. Otherwise, being released under investigation ”. Well if it’s passed to the CPS it’s done so because the investigation is concluded and they await a charging decision so how can you still “otherwise, being released under investigation

Source: I’m a criminal solicitor advocate

 

[Joanna Surrey]

Also Feminine intuition tells me he's just about had a gut full of her and her pathetic life. The stupid IG posts, the endless feet saga, the Priory farce..... none of it doing his quest for fame any favours. The Vegas holiday made them a laughing stock, they have zero offers on the table and no invites anywhere. Has anybody else noticed he never ever talks about "His Dolly" anymore and does absolutely nothing for her in the way of surprises, gifts etc, etc. He's definitely not going to hang around much longer.

 

[wise after the event]

I've got a full time job & responsibilites outside of tattle discussions so I must have missed your question, fire away

i dont have a life out side of tattle, since i found this site ive neglected the housework, my hubby and the television. please tell me some titbits (i dont even care if there true or not).i think im addicted to tattle, but there are not enough hours in the day for all the threads....perhaps i should go into the priory ?

 

[Wirlesswill]

Hey Katie, look, we're all talking about you and Carl. Must feel good to know you're still relevant. I can't start to imagine how you must be feeling knowing that the harder you push a positive spin, the more we unravel it in to a negative. I'd love to say to you"give up and go lick your wounds" However, knowing your obstinate and ignorant attitude, I want to watch you continue to destroy yourself, just as you have destroyed others people's lives. So my dear, fill your boots. X

 

[emmareil386]

Notice in this clip where Harvey is clapping (As KP is such a good mum and brought his ear defenders) Kris is actually putting his fingers in his ears to protect him, can't see Cole doing that in a million years.
Harvey also telling it like it is on stage, as she is trying to provoke him into swearing.

Kris was a bit of a wet rag but I think he’s got a good heart. He was gentle and kind with Harvey

 

[oogling]

Oh dear Cole, are you really happy with that look
Princess’s turn….

WHY…WHY does she encourage and promote the sexualisation of her young daughters???? Wasn’t she allegedly abused as a child in some way? What the FUCK is wrong with this woman???? FFS. The demented bint has been teaching the girls to arch their backs, pout and preen like little porn stars from the time they could understand instructions. She’s pimping her own children. It’s fucking DISGUSTING. She shouldn’t be allowed near kids! EVER

 

[Webster1357]

Why oh why do the tabloids pick all her inane babbling on Instagram & publish it. Her opinions on IMAC mean nothing, totally irrelevant, much like herself ! At least they should remind everyone how pathetic she was quitting her 2nd stint in 2009 when asked to do a trial…. The public were none too impressed with her !
All her outpourings on social media are boring! Same old…. Yawn…

To be fair (sorry ) she'd done trial after trial...the public voted her to do it every night without fail! At that point she knew she'd fucked up and had lost the public's goodwill. She promptly quit and announced to And and Dec in her exit interview that she was going to dump Alex Reid (who she seemed to view as the problem). She quickly took him back and married him when he won Big Brother though, as it was obvious then that the public actually liked him and he could help her!