Katie Price #85 Hi guys, it's me, back with my kids, Harvey, Ju... What were their names again?

[Gem74]

Et voila,

Sorry, you’ll need the eyes of an eagle to read. But KP
CW

 

[bargainhunt99]

^"First item is obviously hoof oil."^
Of course! I've never even seen Jet near those stables, let alone oiling a pony's hooves.

She must think we're all stupid.

More like hoof hearted.

 

[Mellow Yellow]

I wonder if they'll get paid for it? Maybe not


The Grauniad is notorious for bullshit (and typos); Shame they don't do an exposé on skanky and then say its all lies on here

And always on the beg

 

[karma4klattie]

That's her pants she's holding View attachment 885802

Accepted responsibility for your trail of destruction?

 

[Blessmyheart]

I've got your back if anyone buys you KP bathshite for xmas.

Right back at you

 

[SewerGrapes]

You're a bit bloody old to be a buffalo girl kp.
Buffalo arse maybe.

Maybe she thinks it says 'getting plastered room'

Or, or, or it's where she gets her foundation done??

Maybe she's getting her broken jaw reset!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Thread ssuggestion
Katie Price #86 I'm sitting in this cell, yeah for something I didn't, do!.....
Yes, you did

 

[wise after the event]

BC is back!!!

who is she on about ?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

She sounds like she could be Katie's roommate in Jail.

If she goes Prison at least she'll find out who her TRUE fans are

 

[Timz]

For some reason I cannot get the Bananarama song love in the first degree out of me head


Last night I was dreaming
I was locked in a prison cell
When I woke up I was screaming
Calling out your name
Whoa and the judge and the jury
They all put the blame on me
They wouldn't go for my story
They wouldn't hear my plea
Only you can set me free
'Cause I'm guilty
Guilty as a girl can be
Come on baby can't you see
I stand accused of love in the first degree
Guilty
Of love in the first degree
Someday I believe it
You will come to my rescue
Unchain my heart you're keeping
And let me start anew, ooh
The hours pass so slowly
Since they've thrown away the key
Can't you see that I'm lonely
Won't you help me please
Only you can set me free
'Cause I'm guilty
Guilty as a girl can be
Come on baby can't you see
I stand accused of love in the first degree
Guilty
Of love in the first degree
Guilty of love, guilty of love in
Guilty of love, guilty of love in
Guilty,
Of love in the first degree
Whoa and the judge and the jury
They all put the blame on me
They wouldn't go for my story
They wouldn't hear my plea
Only you can set me free
'Cause I'm guilty
Guilty as a girl can be
Come on baby can't you see
I stand accused of love in the first degree
Guilty
Of love in the first degree

The visuals

 

[Poppy123!]

She can’t even hold her own phone whilst filming her IAC reviews

Carl will be wiping her ass by the time she’s50

If she makes it that far!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Skanky is the only person who'd want wanky anyway

Who'd have thought it eh? People telling the old hag to it's numerous faces that the pair of them are useless, grifting asshats LOL (thats replying to Staples last posting which for some reason is ghosted) Its back now though

What did I miss, what reply is that Rita

 

[SewerGrapes]

I thought Pom already had

@Pom Bear did the baboons face end! (Although now I'm not sure as it had Skanky's mush on it) lol.

 

[SewerGrapes]

Oh Captain, you need to get yourself over to the Lozza thread (lauren Goodger) our famous Baffffta winnin Bewful Yung Gel (BYG) !

E.G.

View attachment 881302

Is that an illiterate CarlWash picture??
And what does 'Hete it is?' mean exactly?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

The boys thought he was hot but the girls didn't fancy him in the least and said he was creepy.

She is right

 

[karma4klattie]

What’s this all about then...

It's still available for £13.39 including postage, I just checked.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Evening all, has CW come off insta or am I blocked?

He's still there

 

[the slosher KP]

Sorry!! My Instagram bugged out - he’s there

It seems coal has deleted his whole Instagram- not just that cryptic post last night….

 

[Yel]

New thread

Katie Price #86 The horn keeps growing, Biffa’s seed ain’t sowing, off to jail I am going. Woo hoo!

Congratulations to @Gem74 for the winning thread title ❤

tattle.life

 

[Caw1982]

What's the Bugz comment Caw? Can't find it!

I was referring to Bunnycuddles haha, I can't remember something along the lines they were crying about KP being upset or something