Even worse another of my sons loved Monster Trucks and had this godawful video that he played all the time. A truck called Awesome Kong arrests two baddies who've robbed the Bank - "Stop right there!" shouts driver 'Or Kong will strike!" Baddies run outside to surrender; Yes it was That Bad! Another son worshipped Smokey and the Bandit to which even now whenever it comes on telly his wife and daughter are obliged to endure it whilst he does a running commentary because he knows the script off-by-heart
Don't be silly! It'll be a plop kitchen special pinched out of H's freezeer