Katie Price #83 Same old balls rinse and repeat, Drama, drugs, men and 2 broken feet!

[wise after the event]

That’s right, don’t think about what could happen in a month.

ooohhhh, and where does she want to be......freeeeee lol

 

[Nikkinoo]

Surprised she hasn't said she has a multi personality disorder like Sybil

Don't give her ideas lol

 

[Timz]

When you call out the festival of binz for more dirt and they disappear into thin air

Testing the gif works

Something is wrong. None of the icons are working I. e. adding photos, gifs etc. Is it my settings?Anyone know? Help!!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Pound land filters completely out of focus to the point of why print such an awful picture.

because its hilarious & theres bugger all she can do about it

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Jesus H Christ! She looks like a silicon filled haddock in this one.

You're looking at the wrong end!

 

[Jersey Girl]

Wonder who blowed dried her wig for her tonight, as her usual hairdresser is in Turkey getting his teeth done and MUA Fern is having pizza.

Fucking hell! Fresh Pegs Turkey? Yep, sounds like a really classy dental clinic- and is that the before pic as they look wonky

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Yes, he's quite the 'chocolate' star!


B&Ms every time for me!

The Range owner Chris Dawson grew up where I grew up as a teenager, he's alot older than me. He started off selling stuff from a back of a van like Delboy. People laughed at him back then, now he's a bloody Billionaire! A tight one too

Hell - yeah @bargainhunt99! @Lancashire and @peeko could probably make it round (and where the fuck is he) and (sob) @Kensfrillyend .
Conditions of admission: Bring plenty of T and at least a few crums to dunk.
Actually, and it's been jokingly mentioned before, I would just love it if we Krusties had a meet-up and total bitch-fest!


ET foe Gnome!

Aww, Peeko I miss him, he loved the Krusties

Oh My - I've just twigged about the gruesome 'surgically removed heart' photo: They're in Vegas, and Elvis had a song called 'WOODEN HEART!'

I thought it was trying to say 'you've ripped my heart out'

 

[scannertd]

Can we all just be serious for a moment here please? ....now where do we all buy our art?

You would think by Wanky's tone he buys his art from Art school degree shows

 

[Crowbag]

It's life Jim, but not as we know it!

That's got a look of the fabulous Bill Bailey about him.

 

[SewerGrapes]

I just want to know how much her solicitor costs?!
For someone who caused a potentially fatal car accident, while being banned from driving.
Admitted on the spot to being drunk and full of coke.
She’s able to jet off to Vegas, have a “spa week” in the priory and doesn’t have any bail conditions where most would have to answer to probation before their trial.
Like WTF is the solicitor sucking off someone in CPS? Or is Woodchip an informant?!

I dunno how much her solicitor costs @Tiger_Queen84 , but I'm just loving your Woodchip analysis! x

 

[not on my watch]

View attachment 873739

Abusive stalking!!!

 

[bargainhunt99]

It’s gonna be his new mission in life he said so it can’t be a

did you delete some of your posts?
It’s a shame you can’t be promoted up the ranks by liking posts.. I like a lot but don’t comment much. Maybe instead of liking I should reply “yes I agree!” Hehe

The mods might realise you're cheating

 

[Lionessarising]

They go round and round in circles till skanky dies of old age.

She wont make old age.
My friend who is 83 says to people 'never get old' I keep telling him off because to get old is a privilege many don't have. And Katie won't due to her diet and lifestyle sadly

 

[woowoono2]

AIBU is really brutal

What is this, please?

EXC: Katie Price and fiancé Carl Woods return to his Essex home after…

archived 17 Nov 2021 13:16:24 UTC

archive.ph

This DM article

That’s interesting. Maybe she has a black eye

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

That lot really need to get the pokers out their arses.

They can go ask Kieron for tips on the best ones to buy

 

[wise after the event]

Alright butt, hows it going?
Its tidy on here in it, we have a right laugh

I've never said alright butt, but alot of people local to me do. I took my son on a bus when he was about 4 years old...he'd never been on a bus. My son noticed that nearly everyone that got on the bus knew each other and said the same thing. My son said quite loudly in his high pitch sweet little voice "mummy, why does everyone call each other butt?"

I did catch on to the 'fuming' post yesterday...I'm always bloody fuming when it comes to Katie price

when you got off the bus,did you say "thanks drive" or is that just a Cardiff thing.lol

 

[scannertd]

Best chart EVER


I honestly think he is there to take all her money off of her, and she can't say shit as she's supposed to be broke

if you marry for money, you earn every penny. Enjoy..........

 

[kirajodie]

i recon it was because cami, has sort of kept in touch (perhaps said "you should see my town" in conversation once in CBB),they exchanged details because cami must have thought katie could put some work her way in the UK, i bet NEVER in her life ,she thought the washed up old tart would turn up at her house, proberbly drunk and with worst employment prospects than her,i bet cami's old man, told her to ditch the drunken old bag and they moved house that night with no forwarding address.lol

KP did visit camis house a few years ago, was either just before or after she allegedly did the last priory rehab. much the same story about becoming a realtor with cami .

 

[Ecosse]

I don't know much about these things (thankfully), but isn't it different for bankruptcy hearings as opposed to a court appearance fro a criminal offence? So, I don't think she can duck the drink-drive thing or she'd be in REALLY serious trouble. Prison straightaway?

 

[hugothebear]

Because she played the mental health card and ran and hid in the Priory after the drunk-drugged driving crash whilst banned, got a doctor’s note to say she was unfit, so the hearing was adjourned. They want to publicly examine her. Then finally a payment plan can be set.

As I really don't know how these things work. If a payment plan is set up and she doesn't stick to it, what happens then?