Katie Price #79 Here comes the bride, all fat and wide. Tried to drive a beemer fell out the other side

[Helena-botham-farter]

I've had many a happy time dancing with goths and skins, the best was a Peter and the Test Tube Babies gig in York.

My other half played some gigs with them....

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

A bit of fun....

A) will she get married this weekend

B) it's all a scam, there is no wedding

C) she gets arrested in the next few days for a fake visa

I go with a and c

C

 

[Crowbag]

We've been through this, no theft involved which has already been proven to the courts.

I've been paid for tea elsewhere!

So it's all been through the courts and everything's hunkydory?
That's lovely.
Did you use kp's solicitor by any chance?

(and that's my last engagement, simply not my type of person)

 

[karma4klattie]

It wasn’t a manky pub tbh it’s nice

"Carl's parents are here.". What, both of them or just his father? (the girlfriend can't be considered a parent).

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

If they are really headed back it must be something serious. They wouldn’t voluntarily give up newsworthy wedded bliss, would they?

My offering for a new title: Got the licence, hit the skids, shame she forgot about her kids

Start a new thread with it!! It’s timely and accurate

 

[non.ironic.surfectant.]

Bold of you too assume she wears knickers.

Edit: to, not "too".

 

[mrbusiness]

My other half played some gigs with them....

Would

Shit! I own several pairs not the clog ones though. They are so comfortable. I have no dignity but it’s the elastic waistband time of life.I am such a contradiction. I wear long dresses and capes and shawls but then the Crocs. I am confused.

theyre so comfy but I only wear them at work

 

[Timz]

I really don't know, but binfest is usually spot on , although a little cryptic sometime. But to run in and say emergency, then something isn't right.


Im getting the same feelings, just tell us.

I legit got a strange feeling when I saw the Iron Lung Amy meme

 

[Whl1994]

We love Harvey and all the kids, they don’t deserve this wacky lifestyle

here’s a latest update from DM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...USIVE-Katie-43-Carl-32-head-bridal-store.html

Nothing new under the Scum yet

Do we even know it's leaving Vegas?

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

never any croc's for me no way BUT i still love my Uggs 4 pairs but love the classic and mini classic

 

[emidemi]

Sorry, what does Mean??

 

[Rose28454]

Diversity have gigs at Butlins all the time. It must be quite well paid

I think Butlins is fit has been a. Probably not well paid at all!

 

[plinky]

Can’t see mention of Chris Harris? He is a massive coke head though as well so wouldn’t be suprised

Is he? How do you know?

 

[Eureka]

Don't worry the kettles boiling, it's coming in the next day or two depending how fast others move!

Spoofer

 

[Mellow Yellow]

loved my uggs hated crocs

 

[Timz]

A red-eye flight, KP leaving Las Vegas (Walking in Memphis)

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

Non of those, something else

God. What’s even left!?!

 

[Hugo Boss]

Has it been revealed when the big day is?

 

[Tamar]

Time for a new thread