Katie Price #77 Is Carl’s cash cow up the duff? The bloated toad is looking rough.

[BigBlue2018]

Katie Price gets blow dry from friend she made at The Priory after stint

KATIE Price looked happy and healthy as she got a blow dry this evening from a pal she met in The Priory. The 43-year-old was ordered by a judge to undertake treatment in the private facility last …

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Katie Price received a shock from her friend that she performed at The Priory as she continued her recovery after - ALEXA TIMES

KATIE Price is as happy and healthy as she barks this evening from a friend she met at The Priory.

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This is a strange article. Is it a he or a she?

Dont really understand this quote from the judge in the first article "The former glamour model - who tested positive for cocaine and alcohol - was also told she must not commit any further offences until she is due back in court on December 15."

What!? So she is free to after 15th? What utter nonsense!

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

Flight from New York to Las Vegas? Tacky wedding foiled?

I got married in Vegas and it certainly wasn’t tacky! There are lots of options available.

 

[265]

Once again a very quiet day on the Skanky and Wanky front. I have a feeling they are on a well deserved working holiday prior to their respective next bail and court hearings.

Assuming they come back.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

She never had any dignity, that's why she walks barefoot a lot of the time

Amongst shit.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I this . When I was a kid in the 70s, my neighbor had this car parked in their driveway, we used it as our den. Made of fiberglass and didn’t smell of oranges sadly. You can see one on display at the Beaulie Motor Museum.


A wonder??? What wonderful wonder did they wander to, I wonder?

Skanky couldn't go anyways wot viv dem life threateningly injured feet anawl......................................

The decline in her appearance since then is beyond shocking. It was only 14 years ago.

You do indeed get the face you deserve in old age - skanky has just advanced hers due to all the surgery

I have to wonder what is in it for Coleslaw. There will be no more invites to red carpet events like the NTAs or Soap Awards. No more interviews with OK. Not even invites to the truly crap Z-list events or any thing that Lizzie Cunty turns up too. So what’s the draw? He’s making himself a target, taking a share of her debt and getting tarnished by associating with her, and shows his complete lack of good judgment. I just don’t get what’s in it for him. He’s selling his soul for a bit of press attention from the Scum. Idiot.

But he deserves to suffer with it

The author must not know Katie price well

What a load of bullshit! She's had endless help with H, in fact the helpers saw more of the boy than she ever did and Saint Amy had him permanently until he was three, paid for by his 'father'. There was always something better to be doing like 'olidays or going out getting pished/drugged. Dump the kids and go out woo hoo!!

And she must "really hate" the fact the kids were all taken from her but there has never been any attempt to retrieve them has there? Its suits her purposes of course to have them properly cared for whilst she shags about all over the world and now rid of H too she is finally free of the inconvenience of being a parent. However, now she's got another mentally impaired boy to flourish in the shape of dickhead cole hahaha

The author must not know Katie price well

Thery are not even a convincing liar are they???

She’s had that dying wish granted 3 times in advance…

and each time it was The One as well!

Just been watching a video of the time crawl broke his hand. At the very beginning Manky slips up, she said Harvey did, oh look what he's done. Like she was about to blame Harvey before correcting herself.

TBH who could blame the lad? I'd like to snap wanky's arms off

 

[NotTheDoctor26]

The last insta story Carl posted is so disrespectful. He gets off on embarrassing her.

I dont have Instagram, can you share?

 

[Crowbag]

One of the posts is saying "Princess would love this bedroom". As if Princess is ever going to be allowed to stay overnight again.

Oh i am sure she will.
No doubts at all.

 

[karma4klattie]

Penelope you are either a brain dead moron or a family member

Reported as abuse

It arrived in the morning and she'd finished it by the evening! Presumably a very, very slow reader who moves her lips as she reads to help spell out the words.

 

[Hugo Boss]

She says don't, don't i got a double chin

Brilliant, so she knows she is a fat cow

 

[Pesky Tarian]

Oh, I thought it was something to do with 'Whilst Under Medication' silly me....!

I googled it and got that it was the female version of cum.....very confused

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

im suprized she hasnt come up with "i was sleepwalking and drove in my sleep,all due to stress and my mental health,"

Don't give her any ideas, she'll use that excuse next time she gets caught

Don't give her ideas hahha

Oops! Just saw your comment

 

[DC16]

Looks like we are going to get a blow by blow account

 

[Harrigan]

I do hope she faces prison for a long time, what do you think her face will look like after 5 years of porridge?

Ronnie Barker and he’s been dead quite a while bless him

 

[Blessmyheart]

Oh god, she might use that rapunzel sink plug hair again and drape it around her naked self, adam and eve style.

I though t

Perhaps it was like last night's Corrie and he stuffed her in the back of a van and took her straight to the police.

Oh Gawd, if only.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Thanks for the new thread & love the title, whoever it was and if she ain't really pregnant or got the bloat, anyone one for this for a stop out of jail attempt? ??

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Meghan Markle special...

 

[wise after the event]

My mate at University had a 'Bond Bug'. When it broke down we'd carry it home!
Has anyone else noticed the big scab on the left hand side of her mouth?

perhaps she taken up sniffing glue? used to be a telltale sign in the late 70s

 

[Harrigan]

I’ve just read a couple of comments by Bunnycuddles under the video apology article. The second post, I’ve decided they are a WUM and not worth interacting with. Obviously think they are funny but I’m sorry, just grow up!

 

[Crowbag]

Yes because kids need make up you fucking shite shagging whore bag waste of space cunt


Shineez OWL U CAN EET babez innit. Pete you tossa

My brian got stuck on the image of a shineez owl and refused to move on.

Pt1
Pt2
Was nowt to watch on Halloween so watched these plastic surgery reviews on KP from a board-certified US surgeon

She looks so gormless in the first photo.
A disaster in the second.
Classy.

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

The have both posted this on ig

Who are the other people? I thought when he posted a pic of his mum ages ago she had dark hair and big boobs?!

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Turkey teef. I was reading an article in the daily fail over the weekend about how British dentists are having to put right all the butchery, cockup and bodgit that goes on abroad for cheap dentistry. She'll have to keep going back all the time first and foremost to have her false choppers maintained & get rid of all the detritus stuck in between them

@PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy if I ever go visit my bro, I'll give you a shout. I'll put me dirty chav tracky on, bring the White Lightening & we'll find somewhere for a Sunday dinner or 7

Hahaha I am so holding you to that. But you might have to feed me before 8pm or i'll die off. x